Hey being a high functioning drunk is a skilled learned by many - mastered by few.

Other than that - classic pics - i'd expect now less:p No wait... I'd expect better :cool:

just saw an awesome dueling painos show at Muddy;s

Hooray for free saki bombs.

TOday was Corries best birthday evar!!!!.

uh oh

why is it that when I'm drunjk I go to bed feeling like a whore b/c I talk to too many different girls? also why is it I find girls who I ca't have,ahve to be so damn attractive? why do the cool girls have boyfriends? why do the perfect girls for me have to be off limits? why did crack have to hit so hard? and why did we let the ternimator when the election? pay attention!!!!
-MArk

i can only wonder....

No, no, no, Brother Tom... the correct quote by Dean Wormer (the late John Vernon) to Flounder is: "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go thorugh life, son!"

(It pays to have memorized memorable snippets of dialogue from the greatest fraternity party movie of all time! :D)

how did i manage to get kicked out of the chairman concert last night. why was it only school resource officers working the fundraiser? now i have to go to work on monday and never hear the end of it.

i just found my shoes on my front porch. the dr. had to bring me home last night from the bar. i should have never gone to the bar.

uuugggggghhhhhhhh :o

Saw the bastard while out tonight. COMPLETELY ACCIDENTALLY might I add.

oh man.. although that was a guess I had.

Hahaha

Was it Nascar Dad nitgh or something ikn downton o-rlnado tonight? There were so many gross agikng men waeing trucker hats and wife beattrs at the bar. I had tol drink more so they woulnj't annoy me as much. ha ha who am i kidding/? I would've drink more regardless.

I think this thread needs a bmp.

Yay for hanging out with co=workers as well as the judge's daughter. hahahaha.

Funny, I don't think Tupac knew any sorority girls, but he sure must have had them on his mind one day after he got released from prison:

"Look here Miss Thang
hate to salt your game
but yous a money hungry woman
and you need to change.

In tha locker room
all the homies do is laugh.
High five's cuz anotha *****
played your ass.

It was said you were sleeezy
even easy
sleepin around for what
you need

See it's your thang
and you can shake it how you wanna.
Give it up free
or make your money on the corner.

But don't be bad and play the game
get mad and change.
Then you wonda why these muthafuckas
call you names.

Still lookin' for a way out
and that's OK
I can see you wanna stray
there's a way out.

Keep your mind on your money,
enroll in school.
And as the years pass by
you can show them fools.

But you ain't tryin' to hear me
cuz your stuck,
you're headin' for the bathroom
'bout to get tossed up.

Still lookin' for a rich man
you dug a ditch,
got your legs up
tryin' to get rich.

I love you like a sista
but you need to switch
and that's why they called
U itch, I betcha.

You leave your kids with your mama
cuz your headin' for the club
in a skin tight miniskirt
lookin' for some love.

Got them legs wide open
while you're sittin' at the bar
Talkin' to some nigga
'bout his car.

I guess he said he
had a Lexxxus, what's next?
You headin' to his car for some sex

I pass by
can't hold back tears inside
cuz, lord knows
for years I tried.

And all the other people
on my block hate your guts
Then you wonda why they stare
and call you slut.

It's like your mind don't understand
you don't have to kill your
dreams ploten'
schemes on a man

Keep your head up, legs closed, eyes open
either a ***** wear a rubber or he die smokin'
I'm hearin' rumors so you need to switch
and **** wouldn't call you bitch, I betcha.

I guess times gettin' hard
even harder for you
cuz, hey now, got a baby
on the way now

More money from the county
and thanks to the welfare
you're about to
get your hair done.

Got a dinner date
can't be late
trick or treat, sweet thang
got anotha trick to meet.

The way he did it
it was smooth
plottin' while he gamin' you
So baby, peep tha rules.

I shoulda seen it in the first case
the worst case
I shoulda never called you back
in the first place.

I remember back in high school
baby you was fast
straight sex
and barely move your ass.

But now things change
cuz you don't look the same
let the ghetto get the best of you
baby, that's a shame

Caught HIV and now you 'bout to be deceased
and finally be in peace.

So where your ****** at now
cuz everybody left
they stepped
and left you on your own

See I loved you like a sista
but you died to quick
And that's why we called U bitch, I betcha.

...not drunk anymore
...and now i feel like absolute crap

...it's going to be a VERY long day