My immediate thought was getting into a movie when you're really too old for the kid rate. Maybe your cousin is too big now. Or did Grandma pass away?

Huh?

Yeah, she passed away a little while ago. I think in 2008.

I was the youngest who could actually call her "grandma." To my cousin, it's her great-grandmother. (random minor detail)

Some more musings from the teenagers:

"uhhh; so im prety muchh SCICED♥ for when we gone to nyycycccccc! omgggomggg<33333 lol.icanotwait(: just sayin."

"ayy babbee! i reeally misssyou two mich sweetiecheeck i will caall youu whins gud tim your hoam right?<33 i lvoe you too stay ghettolicious(="

P.S. The girl who wrote "stay ghettolicious" lives in a 4,500 sq. ft. house on several acres of land.

So she's already won at life, no ring needed. She and Lebron will make a happy couple one day.

^^lmao

Skanky Hoe FUCK I got rear ended today =[

Obviously she means a car accident, but I laughed because she is, well, kind of a slut.

Not bad grammar but annoying facebook:

Random HS Classmate Dear fridays employees, grow up. Stop talking shit and mind ur own business. Were all adults so how bout we start acting like them. Unless it involves you personally stfu. Were no longer in high school. Thanks!

Because a passive aggressive Facebook post is the mature and adult thing to do.

sorority sis--This time tom ill be drunk in 120 whether with my BT and fam bam!! ahh cannot wait!!
sorority sis *weather



Why do many of my friends think it's "weather?" Gaaaahhhh :mad:

She's not talking about 120 degree weather?

#epchickFAIL. Probably. lol.




ETA: but they still switch 'weather' and 'whether' lol

Hellz yea!!! Im movin 2 Tampa nd my future hubby LeBron is goin 2 Miami!!!! I knew it was meant 2 b ♥ (orientation sat nd sun) wnt b bac til mon so htc

Oh dear. This is only the tip of the iceberg.

ok...I gone correctly this time! lol.

Ok a friend is getting a tattoo that says "love" and she has a picture up on her FB.

----comment from her friend--"Omg love it!! Especially since if you spell it backwards, it's 'evil.' hahahaha for reals!!"

ummm LOVE spelled backwards is EVOL. evol =/= evil.

^^^ LOL

Just realized that one of my friends has liked over 3000 pages.

I want to slap her.

Her whole feed on her profile is her own statuses and her liking more pages.

Almost all of them are along the lines of "Impress a woman by doing blah, blah, blah, I need to get some."

lmao

#TeamWhoreX1

-20

Also, I'm proud of myself for not being profane in my post above. :)