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You know what? I wouldn't put it past you to have one. |
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screw the socks. go without it and take a shower afterwards. Just let it out like a geyser. Therefore no penis cutting lol
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This thread is so perverted. So gross.
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This chick I've been seeing is playing hard to get. She won't let me nail her, but she'll do everything else. She even let me fuck her titts and spew on her chest, but she won't give me any ass. It's been about a month. Usually I'm nailing within a week, some are one night stands, but this chick is pretty hard to nail. I'll give her another week, then I'm moving on.
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I have been smoking less and less these days, so when I have a cigarette, it makes my stomach rumble.
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My boy kitty puked up something unidentifiable Saturday evening that was mixed with food, it was the size of his head :eek: and before I could clean it up his sister ate it. I think it was some popcorn that he got out of the garbage or absconded between the hot air popper and the bowl. It wasn't the first time a cat had eaten their or the other kitty's puke, and it won't be the last. |
I just had a large cup of vanilla cappuccino, and now I have to pee for the 2nd time, 10 minutes apart.:(
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