No...but I came dangerously close, then I realized had I slashed her tires, that would have prolonged her stay. (The ex's ex girl)

Have you ever (for those of you in touch with the public), said something to a client/customer/patient, and then realized "Dag, did I just say that? If I'd had a witness, I would have lost my job!"

No I have not
 

Have you ever been caught digging in your nose and taking a taste?? EWWWW

first: hey to the group. I had to jump onto this post. This is tooo funny!

answer to question: naaaahhhhh maaaannn

question: have you ever been asleep & dreamed that you had got up to go the bathroom, only to realize that you didn't actually get up...but still went to the bathroom?

Yep it was a slumber party joke to stick my hand in warm water while I was sleeping.:o :mad:

Have you ever been afraid to try something new? What was it and what was the outcome?

Yep, I wanted to try jogging instead of the machies at the gym, worked out great and the weight melted off. Now if I could just get off my 5 month hiatus and stop watching it melt back on. Tommorow is the day.....

Have you ever been so drunk you don't remember anything?

NO! :eek: I can't even get down like that.

Have you ever kept ANY of your New Year's resolutions? Which ine was it?

I'm sure I have at some point in my almost 40 years of living, but since I can't remember Imma hafta say no! ;)

Have you ever secretly hoped/wished that you would get fired from a job so they would just put you out of your misery?

typed while at work at 9:55 p.m. on a Sunday night *le sigh*

Girl, YES!!! When I worked in that dreaded call center! I did everything that I could to get fired, but they would NOT fire me!! Finally I just quit. I'm almost at that same point at my current job.

Have you ever caught people (not family) having sex?

Naw, thank God. But I have caught folks in the "aftermath"--laid up and "stuh" :eek: with each other naked after they had sex on numerous occassions...Hilarious!!! :p

Have you ever been caught having sex (or in the "aftermath" of having sex) by someone (roommate, family, etc.)???

The Aftermath... girl, yes! Me and the ex had his apartment to ourselves one night, so we christened the living room. As we lay there in the glow, we hear the key turn in the lock. We BOOKED upstairs!! (lol, i ain't said BOOKED in a minute, lol) Not long after that, I guess we didn't learn our lesson. We always wanted something to eat or drink afterwards, so one day when we are over there home alone again, we go down to the kitchen afterwards. But we go down there naked. Damn if his roommate and his roommate's girlfriend didn't come home at that exact moment. We heard the key turn and screamed DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!!! I ran upstairs first, then the ex, but the roommate still saw the naked arse of the ex. Good times...

Have you ever needed the Heimlich (sp?) performed on you?

Nope.

Have you ever performed the Heimlich on someone else?

Yes, on Lil Tez in church. In our church candy or gum is not allowed. Well, Lil Tez asked for a fresh mint and I gave it to him. No sooner than I said Tez hurry and stop playing with that fresh mint...he swallowed it whole. I hopped up fast and starting administering the Heimlich on him....all the saints started praying for Lil Tez and when the fresh mint finally popped and amongst all the Hallejuhah's and such....I gave him the evil eye...like I told you to hurry and and bite then swallow the mint.....No more fresh mints in church since this incident.

Question~ Have you ever broken a limb? If so ,what limb did you break and did it heal as good as new?

No.

Have you ever had CPR performed on you?

LMAO @ the Lil Tez story! :D :D :D

Nope, but I sure know a person who I'd LOVVVE to do that job for me ;)...Let me stop...

Have you ever seen an ex/one-nighter/distraction of yours on TV (a dating show or a talk show)? WHat happened?