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"The East Germans, today, claimed the Berlin Wall was a fraternity prank." |
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MOVIE QUOTE: "Days get shorter and shorter. Nights longer and longer. Before you know it, your life is just one long night with a few comatose daylight hours." |
Cocktail
They're coming to get you, Barbara. |
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MOVIE QUOTE: "Don't make me take away your masturbation privileges!" |
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Here's mine: "I live in a Frat House, right? And these f****** wanna kick me out for not observing quiet hour! [shouting] Well, they can SUCK my QUIET C***!" Kitso KS 361 |
Dead Man on Campus?
If I'm right, I'll post a quote |
you are correct sir
Kitso KS 361 |
"This is my job. I get paid. You don't tip FBI men."
"Sure you do." |
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MOVIE QUOTE: "Match in the gas tank....BOOM BOOM" |
Gilbert Grape
Certainly, he can present a bill for such services. We're not Communists, after all. But he has to let us draw water from the well. |
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MOVIE QUOTE: "When the floor stops spinning lets have sex." |
Never Been Kissed
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... |
Old School
"It's alright . He's just killing my alligator bags and putting holes in my suits. That's mean man. Just mean." |
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MOVIE QUOTE: "The human spirit is more powerful than any drug - and that's what needs to be nourished." |
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Quote: "Well unfortunatly, life is not a cafateria." |
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