Just because it's "classical or new age music" doesn't mean everybody wants to hear it.

You have popcorn EVERY SINGLE DAY. How hard is it to NOT burn the damn stuff?!

Mind your own business. I'm not talking to you and I didn't ask for your two cents worth on every single thing.

You borrowed me from my department for another week to help work on your project, after assuring the coordinator IN YOUR DEPARTMENT that you'd have the work ready for me to start Tuesday morning. You then told me yesterday that your project took high priority when someone else asked if I could help them out, and in the end didn't have time to meet with me at all yesterday. Yes, I did the other two hour project happily in the eight freaking hours I waited around for you yesterday. The coordinator confirmed AGAIN you would have everything ready to go and I would be there ready to work at 9am today. You didn't get until after 9 and about an hour later you got to me and while reviewing the project then you tell me you had to review the spreadsheets and would be back with me in a half hour? Really?

After lunch the coordinator finally met with me to show me what she could about YOUR project that she is not involved with. Did what I could but you weren't to be found to answer questions later on. Don't get me wrong, I love getting full time hours when I'd only be working around 15/week right now in my department. That's sweet but I'd rather work than sit around getting paid for nothing. Serves you right that I'm back in my own department starting back tomorrow. Serves you right.

Yes, boss, I'm organized, efficient, and can crank out the work. Maybe that explains why you received a project a month ago that will be presented to the Executive Team tomorrow morning AND just delegated it to me today. Really appreciate that vote of confidence in my ability and performance.

Oh Mr/Mrs Customer, instead of spending a couple of hundred pounds on those new spectacles, why don't you go and buy some soap, you offend my nose!

Dear client: Your hold music sucks.

You really shouldn't have a goodbye lunch for me. I don't like most of you. There are only three of you I care to ever see again.

Hey new girl- STFU.

x

Dear New Guy - You've only been here a week. You don't get to complain yet.

How much longer until happy hour?

Only one more day until the weekend. Thank god.

I wish they would implement 'Formal Friday' at work, it might teach you people what business attire actually looks like. Crocs are not business casual, no matter how much you try to pair them with khakis and a matching colored polo

You idiots.
You didn't hire me because you wanted someone Hispanic.
In addition to being Norwegian, I am also Hispanic.
You are morons.