Or if there are she's going to get punched in the face her first week. I'm not sure I'd last that long myself.

SHE SAID ..&&he qot ah biqq dick n kno how ta use it:)...sn*out ta eat wit myy lovelies:)


WOW! WHY?

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Woo... we got to the top of the trash heap real quick, didn't we?

Not Facebook related, but on another message board I frequent:

Someone posted this:

...and had the nerve to make an edit stating:

Last edited by [username]; Yesterday at 06:34 PM.. Reason: wanted to put in a comma

Word?

^^ LOL

I have a FB friend who always types her status updates in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. I'm getting ready to unfriend her, but I feel like I should say something to her. Maybe she doesn't realize how obnoxious all caps are. Any suggestions?


Another FB friend always complains about being bored. Seriously, every status update is about how bored she is. Get a freakin hobby! Even if you spend most of your life bored (which sucks for you), you don't have to post it on FB. It makes you look pathetic.

Arg

I just hide those people. That way I can still creep their page if I want, but I don't have to see their annoying crap on my Feed.

Her profile is open... she could be a new thread unto herself. The latest:

..&& jus siqned up 4 extar hrs nxt week.qne b workn 45 hrs n all.dhat check qne b lukn ryte 4 super jam boyy..lol.stil lukin 4 ah 2nd job tho jus 2 buy me more stuf.lol.sn*yu qta work 4wat yu want cus aynt nobody qne qiv yu nun:)

She mixes up q and g a lot... in fact her bio says she's "qoofy." Sounds like a personal problem. :rolleyes:

lmfao. I read that as "queefy." Awkward.

ETA: omg. I want her profile to be a thread hahaha

Cousin pshsx1: Well FB everyone know I be on here to damn much 24/7 well guest what tonight I am calling it a night!!!Good nite....O and dont try to be fuuny and leave a smart ass comment either!!!lol

This isn't bad grammar, but more like a facebook rant: I have a friend who is a wonderful person. She started dating her (now) husband right about the time I started dating Live-in. He proposed right after graduation, and they had a wedding in DC last spring, I think.

It's been a year. She posted about their one year anniversary. She never posts about work (although I can understand that), she only posts about her husband. Which is fine. But she also hasn't uploaded a single picture besides wedding pictures for the last year. Every time I see "XXXXXXX XXXXXX has posted a picture" I know it's going to be a wedding picture, re-cropped or whatever. It's becoming annoying.

There are other things in life besides your husband and weddings! Now, she's planning weddings for other people on the side - good gracious!

Why are people posting all these status updates from their honeymoons? You are not supposed to be on Facebook right now! Seriously!

I had a sign that I'm spending too much time on GC moment just now. I saw this FB update and had to post (it's not bad grammar but I had to share).

Friend just found out that its the "air and water show" and not the aaron water show...hhmmmm

*facepalm*

From my niece's page (what her soon to be HS sophomore friends wrote on her wall):

From dimwit #1:

i joust found a pictur of us playing agenst you annd your in the pictur!! hahah(: it was form like whez we were lik8 or 9

From dimwit #2:

yourgourges;my cusin;and is GOURGGGGGGGGGGES;doughter from anothr muther

From dimwit #3:
scholel is dumb; y knit summmer be 180 dayss?

^^exactly why kids need less summer vacations and more education! ;)


I mean, I do the shorthand (aka "lazy" typing) when I text or IM someone, but at least my friends know that I can write legibly the rest of the time. :p