leave me the fuck alone!
also, i'd like to bitchslap all parties involved in the events leading up to the decision that *I* should sit in for a coworker in a meeting when we do totally different things.
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The reason I transferred is NOT because I needed a change but because YOU are a batshit psycho controlling uber-bitch from hell! Stop micromanaging everyone, stop spying on us and get a freaking life!

"Kiss my ass. I quit."

You got a ticket because your permit was not visible. Period. If it's in your pocket, then it's not visible on the dash. If it is upside down, it's not visible. And we take pictures! So don't get a friend's permit and say it's yours. We have proof you're a liar!

You're really going to change the criteria for our milestones halfway through the year??? Seriously?

You're a two-faced Judas. Thanks a lot for throwing me under the bus. I get you're intimidated but this may just cost me my job.

You are getting played by trailer trash. It's no wonder you don't trust women.

You are an idiot, and I totally understand why your students won't behave in your classroom.

Now that I have met you, I see why your child has 12 disciplinary referrals and is failing every class.

This needed to be said today.

This will likely be said on Monday.

Every parent conference I have ever had always proved "the apple never falls far from the tree."

Every time I sign out the evil kids at work, I think the same thing.

oh yeah

I wanted to say it again.

There's a reason why 10 other people got promoted over you. I'll give you a hint, it's what your secretary do every night before you go to your family and it involved her mouth and your penis.