he's just cranky because it's his bedtime!!!

You must chill!! You must chill!!! I have hidden your keys!

I shall name him Squishy and he shall be mine! He shall be my squishy!

It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walking around............

hot shot here blew a .20, devide that by 2 and youre both legally drunk

"like actual sleep? I don't know, isn't that kind of intimate?"
"Intimate?!?! You were just licking my spleen!"

this ain't Burger King-you can't always have it your way

Stitch is troubled. He needs desserts.

They @#$%ing forgot my birthday.

"Tell me, Dottie ... are those pussywillows?"

I'm the best of ass in three states.

*bump* ;)

"You ain't got to lie, Craig!"