oh gosh, YES!!!

If you could get away with smacking the isht out of someone, would you do it and who would it be?

On the personal front right now, it would be P-Diddy. For general purposes, it would probably be G-Dubya.

Have you ever pulled up next to someone at the light (in broad daylight) and it was so obvious that what they were smoking was not a cigarette, that you had to keep from starting. This happened to me the other day, I was like, "HELLLOOO, I could have been 5-0!"

The person I saw smoking what clearly was not a cigarette was in his car, but the car was parked. Nonetheless, it was still a stupid move on his part b/c 5-0 can drive down the street at any given moment at whatever speed they choose.

Have you had a friend with "benefits"??

Hell to the YEAH! :o

Have you ever forgotten that you had a doctor's appt and worn raggedy underclothes?

Yes :(


Have you ever freaked out at the thought of your gyno being a man?
*Mine has always been a woman, but for some reason I cannot fathom a man giving me a pap

I don't know if freaked out would be the term I'd use, but I don't want one. My first PAP was given when I was still a virgin at 14. Emergency room. It was AWFUL. My father could hear me screaming in the waiting room. :( I hated ever second of it. I'll NEVER have another man give me a PAP if I can help it. Not gentle enough, AT ALL. And if were ever a time to be gentle, that's it.

Have you ever sneezed and covered your nose and got snot in your hand? What did you do? Were other people around?

awww dayum @ Ideal08.

No. But my best friend in grammar school used to sneeze in her hand, and then try to lick the snot off her hand..

Have you ever picked your nose and ate it?

lol (regressing to elementary school)

I think everyone has at least once....in their childhood.

Have you ever gone a day or more without changing your dirty draws?

*no, not everyone has eaten a booger, even as a kid. I remember there was one girl in my pre-school class that did that and we all stayed away from her.*

On the question: Yes, when I got stuck traveling. Not fun.

Have you ever had a baby vomit on your face?

Yup and I believe it won't be the last time! :D

Have you ever had someone swear up and down they just KNEW how to cook such and such and wanted to bring it over for the holidays and it tasted horrible?

No not really but I had some crawfish one Good Friday that were....you know Exquizit ;) Let me stop.

Have you ever scheduled events around your cycle?

All the time. I'm disabled on my first day.

Have you ever put anything inappropiate in someone's food?

Have you ever dated someone you wanted to be straight, but suspected that he/she was gay?

Yeah, I dated this FINE dude that was bisexual!!! Praise the Lord we never kissed. I didn't find out until after he moved back to Kansas. That's when he "came out" and dyed his hair blond. Y'all he was so fine, he could SANG HIS A-- OFF! I mean the brotha had it going on. Too bad!

Question: Have you asked someone that you've gone out with if they thought about sleeping with/or if they have slept with someone of the same sex (because that's the time we're living in now)?

I asked that question of everyone I ever went out with.

Have you ever not spoken to or acknowledged someone you know on purpose?