uh... "woow , yhuu are so uhgleeee . nohtt tahlkinqqq aboutt yhuu confessions;z , thiss ihss a hatee ckommehnt tooh a bhiitch ."

...the fuck?

I pray that this is a high school student...

I don't know, but I was hoping it was a drunk 12 year old..

The keyboard on my new phone sticks so 98% of the time, my texts come out looking something like ^ this... which is why it takes me 3 hours to send a text. /rant & hijack

What the hell is BO$$??!? A friend keeps posting that as his status update. I've asked him what it means and he responds (oh so cleverly), "BOSS!"
wtf?

Is he claiming that he is a boss?

I don't know. He uses it as an adjective, verb and noun.

Someone commented on the same status I'm bitching about, asking him (more like telling him) it was past time to retire the phrase. Guess I'm not the only annoyed by the stupid phrase.

Boss is a generic superlative IIRC. One of my Brothers used it a lot and we told him to stop acting so white lol.

adjective: "man, those shoes are so boss!"
verb: im not sure how this is a verb outside of its actual meaning, or "just another day in da life of a gatdamn bawse!"
noun: "im the biggest bawse that ya seen thus far"

^^ lol.

Yes.

And that is exactly how he says it, too. "Bawse." Ugh.

Blame these guys: Like a Boss

ETA: So very NSFW.

That was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that post.

And LOL @ "featuring Seth Rogen"

I knew there was a reason for me not to friend cousins.

One of my cousins, apparently, is a lesbian. But she's into the DRAMA as well. She was putting another girl who wants to "be all up under [her] 'wifey'" on blast via her Facebook wall. She mentioned the other girl and the "wifey" by name, so of course I checked their profiles out...they're both in the military. Awesome.

My cousin's little girl (who's 12) is one of her Facebook friends, as is my aunt and uncle, my mother, and all of our aunts and uncles on that side. I told my mom this morning that as much as I hate hearing it, I can't stop reading it. LOL

Random person from HS: OMG Gary Coleman pasted away.....

It was a sticky situation.