Poor fool he makes me laugh...ha ha ha ha ha....

"Like this brief day
My light is nearly gone,
But through the night
My children you will go on.
You will know heartache
Prayers that don't work
And times of bitter circumstances
But I still believe in second chances."

I mean to rule the Earth
As he the sky.
We really know our worth,
The Sun and I.
I mean to rule the Earth
As he the sky.
We really know our worth,
The Sun and I.

Snakes!

'Twas snake that tempted mother Eve
Because of snake we now believe
That though depraved
We can be saved
From hellfire and damnation
(Because of snake's temptation!)

If snake had not seduced our lot
And primed us for salvation,
Jehovah could not pardon all
The sins that we call cardinal
Involving bed and bottle!

Now onto Aristotle!

Enough of that, or I'll forget to be nice!

Loathing. Unadultrated Loathing!

I hate men.
I can't abide 'em even now and then.
Than ever marry one of them, I'd rest a maiden rather,
For husbands are a boring lot and only give you bother.
Of course, I'm awfully glad that Mother had to marry Father,
But I hate men.
Of all the types I've ever met within our democracy,
I hate most the athlete with his manner bold and brassy,
He may have hair upon his chest but, sister, so has Lassie.
Oh, I hate men!

Something lingering, with boiling oil in it, I fancy. Something of that sort. I think boiling oil occurs in it, but I'm not sure. I know it's something humorous, but lingering, with either boiling oil or melted lead. Come, come, don't fret — I'm not a bit angry.

Defer, defer,
To the Lord High Executioner!

Modified Rapture!

"No good deed goes unpunished,
no act of charity goes unresented."

Why are you telling me?

Clearly, some Philosophies aren't for all people.

Oh yeah? That's what you think.