I'm loving this thread!! Spent the better part of my work day reading this instead of... well working! lol



I definitely do not claim to be fluent in Spanish, but I believe tomar means "to drink"

Love the last line, though! :p

Yes. She completely spelled Tomorrow wrong. Sad... and I know her in real life too. Sad!

I thought of this thread when checking out the Target facebook page today:

" Alicia XXXXXX: Does ne1 kno of job openings@da hampton roads target stores? Ne info wuld help. Thanx!"

Yeah, someone's going to recommend you for a job when you post like that....

Alcoholic beverage name is
&&jus left dha room.nw bouda qo bk ta slp n dis niqqas bed...last nyte had ah niqqa tripn mayne.i♥ my qurls mayne....qudnyte!!

I know college isn't for everyone but grades 1-12 are.

LMFAO Tequila? Alize? Franzia?


I feel like this needed 2 separate LMFAO's just for impact.

That status makes me feel awkward. I hate people who use Q's as G's.

Yes. Takila. But has a tattoo with it spelled Tequilla. (Yes 2 L's) And all of her statuses are like this PLUS she does play-by-plays of her life. It's Facebook not twitter!

Not bad grammar, but bad manners...

A friend I haven't spoken to since college apparently just got engaged and so it pops up on FB that "Erik ____ is engaged." Underneath this, the mother of his fiance writes 7 (yes 7) consecutive posts about what a bad idea this is. Yikes!

I can't even read that. WTH?

Sadly, I can, thanks to my 14-year-old sister's friends :(

Oh, I'm sorry.


I think I have a headache from looking at it.

Yea, visiting my sister's FB page gives me a headache too lol

I think if my sister, brother or friends wrote like that, I would respond with "Ag@3sAKdn !3gjvSAf SGb fdsR8Dbns'lrS."

Or something to that effect.

^^ Oh, my sister knows better than to type to me with that crap. She uses complete sentences with me lol I don't really care what her friends do though

soo....gonna submit that to lamebook.com? the public has a right to laugh. :D