Being a heartless asshole is one of my more endearing qualities, likewise my egotistical behavior enthralls my fans, and my political views only infuriates the weak.

As do your mismatched verb tenses.

Well, that does it, coffee's on you and your bloated sense of self. If I deign to show up, that is.

One of my favorite drinks on a hot summer evening is actually pretty, well - bad, if you think about it.

Arbor Mist's Cranberry Twist White Merlot

It comes in a big bottle with a screw top, but when it's hot outside, it is fruity and sweet and cold. My ex called it "alcohol juice." And no, he never drank it.

http://www.arbormist.com/export/syst...Crandberry.jpg

It's my secret vice.
:o

A lady drinks Brandy Alexanders and Grasshoppers - I learned this from my own mother (OK, I was an expensive date back in college or so my first Greek boyfriend must have thought when he complained about how much the drink mix cost). I did have to tell one bartender what was in a Grasshopper, though.

Otherwise, Bloody Marys (not hot) and Mimosas (mornings and early afternoons). I like Australian wines (Shiraz). No beers unless I'm in Milwaukee - then its wierd to have anything else. Shots? I haven't done one since I almost threw up downing one & everybody that I was with from work laughed, except for vodka/jello shots, again work-inspired. :)

*clears throat* *pops collar* :cool:

I'm fairly sure you're my favorite nittanyalum ;)

Beer: Sam Adams Summer Ale, Hefeweizen and Winter Lager; Rolling Rock
Wine: Hess Small Block Sauvignon Blanc, Chateau Ste. Michelle Riesling, Ravenswood Shiraz
Mixed Drink: mojitos!
Shot: soco and lime

Crap, that's all that got put in it whenever i ordered it. I feel gipped. :mad:

I heart socialite. He's awesome. :cool:

Best. Thread. Ever. :p

LOL @ socialite, I just saw that you (innocently) posted in the "You Know You're a Neo When..." thread and tussled with Chaos and CrimsonTide. Too funny! You've definitely made it on my "posters to read" list. :D

Well I'm still a poor college student [and i may or may not be an underclassmen ;)] so technically...

Beer: Keystone Light
Wine: Franzia
Mixed Drink: Screwdriver
Shot: Pepe Lopez Tequila

Franzia is top notch to be honest. When I go through the drive thru I usually ask for "red" franzia. I remember running around the house with red wine spilled all over my white polo claiming I killed someone. Have to drink it out of the bag and spill most on yourself thats pretty much a prerequisite for drinking franzia.

also

per ardua ad astra...

Note to self--quit current job and open a bar!

I have to give you bonus points for the Latin.

I do too--and it's spelled correctly :) Well done!

OK guys - I'm asking you this one just for giggles. I was at a bar and a guy bought me a Jameson's & Diet Coke. What does this say about him? Please evaluate. :)

Barbino - I LOOOOOOOVE Brandy Alexanders but I don't have the $$ to drink as many of them as I want to when I get started w/ them. So I don't start.

*LOUD BUZZER NOISE*

WRONG! ITs actually "PER ASPERA Ad Astra" ;)
But 'E' for effort! :D ...Its on our crest

Yesh Ma'am!

EW's version is technically correct, though, too (just a semantics difference). His version is the one used by the Royal Air Force; Beta Sig's version is the same version NASA uses.

Aw, socialite, is this our first fight? :(

;):D

Oh my god it is.:eek:

You Know, this means I have to black-list you. :rolleyes:

1 point for Google!
:D

He's financially irresponsible or trying to make an impression. Well whiskey tastes about the same mixed as Jameson IMO. Jameson is a great sipping whiskey though.

'kay. :(

Boys are so mean.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.:)

I agree with the above assessment.

I didn't think that Jameson was all that excellent though...(or expensive).

I don't think any bars around here serve it? How much is it?

Eh, doesn't sound so bad to me. I'm a Jameson fan (although I prefer a glass of Jack Daniels), so I'd look favorably upon that purchase.

As to price, it's not terribly expensive - I think it's around the same price as Jack Daniels in bars, although I think it costs less per bottle.

oh crap, really??

Some friends and I ran up an extremely large bar tab when we were in Chicago and I thought it was because our male bud was doing Jameson shots and they were costly. Which means, we drank a hell of a lot more than I thought. yipes.

I bought a fifth of it for 27$, and it came with a flask.

My old man is a Jameson drinker and they normally cost the same as or only a little more than the Bacardi and diets I order.

Hm, that seems to be about the same price range as crown, which I'm a really big fan of. I drink crown and coke a lot. I remember one night I was out of town and the bartender was hammered and she was giving me crown and coke for a $1, of which I drank entirely too many but thats beside the point.

LOL yeah where my college is there was a club called "Shattered" well I was there on the last night it was open; as in they were bought out by another company and it was awesome, their bartenders were drunk as hell and they closed at about 1:00
well noone left... and by about 2:00 they were trying to get rid of the rest of their alcohol supply [of which was ample] so they were giving away free shots! They liked to have caused a riot :rolleyes:... that was the night I was introduced to tres generations... everyone was P-L-A-S-T-E-R-E-D.

Let me get this straight. Irish whisky and diet coke? Good God! Say it ain't so, please, say it ain't so!

Jamesons is quite drinkable straight up or with a small splash of water but Diet Coke? Saint Patrick must be amazed if not horrified.

Personally, if drinking Irish I like Black Bush neat or Paddy's with a bit of water, but I am more of a Scotch man. Single malt-neat, blended Scotch with a splash of soda.

Woodford

My favorite alcoholic drinks are:

Long Island iced tea
7 & 7
Cruzan banana rum and Vanilla Coke

I don't remember if I've posted in this thread yet, but for me it's whatever gets the job done.

:)

Well Water! - 8 2Liters of Mountain Dew
4 cans of Orange juice concentrate
2 cans of Lemonade concentrate
2 cans of Limemade concentrate
a handle of gin and a fifth of everclear
Gets you real messed up and always a hit with the ladies!

Mojito
Lemon Drop
Cosmo
Blue Hawaiian

That's essentially the recipe for our punch at the house.

Except no orange juice. And a LOT of sugar.

Which makes guys real sick, but that's what they get for drinking a girl drink.