Oh noes! I'm shaking! Can't do anything without either mommy or daddy, can you?

Poor Care Bears. I can't believe they still claim you.

I heard that Puffalumps was petitioning NPC to be the 27th member.

http://www.aliviastoys.com/puffalumps/8014duck2.jpg

How many times does it have to be said.

There are no official brother-sister relationships between action figure fraternities and plushie sororities!!!

"By the power of Grayskull . . . I have the power!"

Oh, but wait . . . I'm a Super Friend. Holy forgetting all about truth, justice and the American way, Batman!

Pffft! You think that is hard? Try getting into the TERESA'S. They only take girls who had their quinces featured on MTV Super Sweet Sixteen.
And...I heard they won't even go NEAR the Los gatos del trueno/Thundercats Fraternidad, Incorporados. Too good for them.

*sobbing*

I never stood a chance to be a Teresa. I had to become....a...DORA EXPLORER!!!!!! :mad:

Yeah, that sucks. But at least you get to hang out with the Diegos.

The Diegos are TEH HOTT. :o

Heck yeah, the Diegos are the best! I mean, we don't date any Diegos because, well, they are our cousin fraternity, and that would just be too strange.

OMG U R ALL SO WRONG...it fusterates me that U don't realize that Bratz is the best sorority out there! I mean come on! We are so top tier everywhere...but it's hard being so great.

I just transferred to a new campus where there isn't a Bratz house. My friends are so mad, but I really want to join a new sorority, because well...the Bratz all have eating disorders, big lips and ridiculously large heads. I really didn't fit in...I've got pink hair, and they only accept girls who have mad highlights!

Do you all think I have a chance with the Barbies or the Care Bears? I mean I was dropped from both, and only the lez house Rainbow Brite has invited me back...but I can still get a bid in COR at super competitive asshat U right?

What are the Teletubbies like at Ole Miss?

OMG i just realized why that pic is headless. bwhahahaha! id rather had a pic w/o the missing head. now im gonna be haunted going to sleep, thinking of Nanny and her headless ass. geez thanks a lot!

dayum, two people offer to write you recs and you f*ck it all up. good lord, what are you good for?

those fat drug-dealing hussies! lord knows what's under those bubbles.

speaking of bubbles, one of my BFFs is in Los gatos del trueno/Thundercats Fraternidad, Incorporados and he wanted me to tell y'all that you are ALL INVITED to their yearly Foam Party for the Needy. you know, community service and all. never mind that they've only been around for like 3 days. so umm, grab your flip flops and loofah and suds it up with the needy!

-tld221
--Los gatos del trueno/Thundercats Fraternidad, Incorporados Sweetheart, 9/7/07

Why are you being so mean to me? Is this pick on cuteASAbug day or something? Why are you all being so mean to me? Just because I registered after you, does not make me deserving of such treatment. I will never post on greekchat again. You are all a bunch of rude, inconsiderate posters who do nothing but revel in the misery of others.

I tried to be a Fraggle but being under ground all of the time got to my asthma. I pledged GI Joe instead.

:rolleyes: Whatevs you're just jealous because you're not our brother frat!!!!!!!!!

Which group is better? Strawberry Shortcake, Fraggles or the the School House Rockers? I've already decided that I would never want to be a a Smurf because blue does not go with my complexion and I don't like hats.

Don't hate us because we are beautfiul
 

Hello Kitty is the best - no doubt. You just won't hear much from us cause - hey, we've got no mouths.

unless you wanna be a drug-dealing fattie, i wouldnt go NEAR SS. the Fraggies are cokeheads and well, do you really want asthma?

Smurfs are lame because, well they wear freakin diapers. WTF?

now School House Rock, Inc., well, we're the shiz. but i don't have to tell you that. nor do i need to tell you that we do not entertain any questions about membership intake on GC. but that shouldnt stop you from clogging my inbox about your lifelong dream about being a SHRo.

they're all lushes

that's not what the guys over at the Thundercat house said about you guys last nite...

-tld221
--do the words "open wide" ring a bell? hmm...

If you had to go with one of those three.... I'd go with the Fraggles.

The Strawberry Shortcakes are all overweight, and the School House Rockers are the nerd sorority.

Open WHAT???
 

But the MONCHICHIS look SO cute all dressed up to go flirt with Montgomery Moose, president of TGG (The Get-along-Gang!)

http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/sunyday...g/gagmoose.jpg
Alpha brother: Montgomery Moose, BMOC

http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archive.../monchichi.jpg
Buffy and Muffy, Monchichi Social Chairs

Are those your sisters or a commercial for Prescription Strength Nair?

We use Pantene to get that glossy sorority shine!

Does the one in the pink have pigtails?

If there are, in fact, two separate conglomerations of hair on the pink one, they would qualify for AfroPuffs, not pigtails.:p:p

In real life, two different people have said that I look like a Monchichi. :(

Hello Kitty's Composite, 2006-2007

http://www.femilicious.com/images/hk-tbtmouth.gif

and you were saying? cause that last image proves you WRONG.

holla for diversity?

^Clearly, not a "face" chapter, that Hello Kitty House.

WHATEVER! "Monty" LOOOOVVVVEEEEESSS my hair -- he sticks his cigar butts there while he gets more beer.

Intimidated by the Hello Kitty hotness
 

Hey, standards sooooo threw out that last sister!

http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/sunyday...g/gagmoose.jpg

Dude. Who's cuter? Buffy or Muffy?

http://hometown.aol.com/sunyday76/Sh...lloweenpin.jpg

Love me those Monchichi girlz!


http://hometown.aol.com/sunyday76/Sh.../porcelain.jpg


Do you think they'll dig my shirt?

I thought you weren't coming back?

And you best not be wearing letters on campus. SAME GOES FOR YOUR TUMMY SYMBOL. You must turn in your letters an tummy symbol IMMEDIATLY.

Also, report to HQ on Battery Drive for reprogramming and un-brainwashing.

I totally knew someone who rushed Hello Kitty. They didn't offer her a bid, since they were "intimidated by her hotness."

Wow that last sister looks super upset.

You'd think she could at least force a smile for composites... geez...

and I'm with whoever said they weren't a "face" chapter... that's for dang sure!

OMG size 2??? WTF, I heard it was size 0...they were dirty rushing me telling me they were THE size 0 sorority saying they wanted my skinny size 0 fabulous self with them, thankfully I ditched the Barbie size 2 sorority, they're fatties!!!!!!! Ewwwwwww... gross!!!! What cows!!! that means...oh my, they must be tripping on acid during their fat-circling ritual to THINK they're size 0!!!! What druggies!!!!

i hope to HEAVENS that wasn't your rush shirt. where did y'all take your fashion style from, Alvin and the Chipmunks... (f*ck that actually makes sense...)

whatevs you get my point: y'all suck. it's no wonder y'all been under total for like 7 ookabillion years. fugly azz shirts...

Just an aside . ..
 

Best. Thread. Ever.

Girls like you are the reason for why I no longer want to be a Care Bear. And I only posted to get the last word in.

BID DAY
 

http://www.thepuppetstudio.com/Popples.All.jpg
Popples' Bid Day 2007! Seniors!

http://images.ciao.com/ies/images/pr...es__681892.jpg
Popples' bid day 2007! Whole House!

Oh God, not the Popples. The Popples will take ANYONE.