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PrettyBoy 11-18-2007 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by KSig RC (Post 1549471)
This is pretty solid, but it could be even more asinine and everyday, like:

This women nowadays, I tell ya - all they want to do is have sex, enjoy themselves, and vote. Notice how I used the Oxford comma there. Not me, though - I just want a women to settle down, cook pies and shut the fuck up. Notice I did NOT use the Oxford comma there. None of these new-age voting whores for me - hell no. Sexual promiscuity is a scourge upon my 1950s ideals - write it in the sky in gossamer tears: I WILL NOT DATE A WOMAN UNLESS SHE BLEEDS ON MY WEDDING NIGHT, A LA THE DARK AGES. I have not read "Chronicle of a Death Foretold" by Marquez, but if I had, I assure you I would understand the irony.

Whew, I blacked out there - sorry, I got a little out of control.

KSig RC, you know me pretty good. I agree with it all except for the part about her shutting the F up, and her bleeding on my wedding night. For the 1st part I wouldn't disrespect a woman like that, and the 2nd part is just darn right nasty. Also I do think women have the right to vote. Not sure where you got that from, so I'll give you the "blank stare" on that one. Other than that, you got me down.:)

PrettyBoy 11-18-2007 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by SOPi_Jawbreaker (Post 1549485)
And yours could have been better with the addition of:

I need a woman who takes care of her feet and legs. She needs to be going in for a pedicure every week. I can't stand a girl with nasty-looking toes. And she's got to lotion up those legs. Nothing worse than a girl with ashy legs.

You almost had it, up to the part about her going for a pedicure weekly. But the rest is RIGHT ON POINT.;)

PrettyBoy 11-18-2007 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek (Post 1549699)
If she calls me "boo" I'm dumping her because she's a "ghetto" whore. She cheated on you? #$%%^& Why didn't you call "Waste Management" and have her thrown away with the rest of the trash?! Don't give up the "nookie" to bad boys!

:rolleyes: lol :p

Yours would have been flawless, but you messed it up when you #$%%^&, and I don't recall using ghetto and whore together, like you just worded it. Other than that, you did a pretty good job imitating my posts.:)

Also, not sure why you find it to be funny, because your posts are jacked beyond belief.;)

PrettyBoy 11-18-2007 10:01 AM

You 4 jokers have a nice day.:)

macallan25 11-18-2007 05:10 PM

For the Earp:

http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/

Drolefille 11-18-2007 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by macallan25 (Post 1550067)

Best one ever!

cheerfulgreek 11-18-2007 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by PrettyBoy (Post 1549949)
Yours would have been flawless, but you messed it up when you #$%%^&, and I don't recall using ghetto and whore together, like you just worded it. Other than that, you did a pretty good job imitating my posts.:)

Also, not sure why you find it to be funny, because your posts are jacked beyond belief.;)

lol don't try to turn the tables on me. You're being imitated not me.:p

You're also missing the point.

Prejudge: To judge before knowing all the facts.;)

macallan25 11-18-2007 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by PrettyBoy (Post 1549950)
You 4 jokers have a nice day.:)


Dude, quite critiquing everyone's imitations. Makes it quite a bit less humorous.

Benzgirl 11-18-2007 09:15 PM

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
End Task, End Task, End Task
How do I shoot my PC?

PrettyBoy 11-19-2007 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Benzgirl (Post 1550119)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
End Task, End Task, End Task
How do I shoot my PC?

LMAO!

Mine too.:)

christiangirl 11-19-2007 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by macallan25 (Post 1550112)
Dude, quite critiquing everyone's imitations. Makes it quite a bit less humorous.

Actually, I'm ROTF over here. :p

ziasha07 11-19-2007 09:57 AM

LMAO at everyone's PB imitation. "Don't give the nookie to bad boys."

"These jokers don't know how to treat a lady now a days. I was in Border's just the other day reading a book about it in my favorite corner."

Lol, nothing but love for ya PB!

SthrnZeta 11-19-2007 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Benzgirl (Post 1550119)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
End Task, End Task, End Task
How do I shoot my PC?


ARGH! OK, OK, OK, CANCEL, CLOSE damn you, CLOSE!

PrettyBoy 11-19-2007 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SthrnZeta (Post 1550351)
ARGH! OK, OK, OK, CANCEL, CLOSE damn you, CLOSE!

Got you too huh? LMAO!:D

jon1856 11-19-2007 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by PrettyBoy (Post 1550804)
Got you too huh? LMAO!:D

I think many of us were "had" by my Brother:eek::p;):D:):o

PrettyBoy 11-19-2007 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by jon1856 (Post 1550805)
I think many of us were "had" by my Brother:eek::p;):D:):o

Yeah, I gotta give it to Mac on that one. He got me too.:D

macallan25 11-20-2007 03:55 AM

Hahaha.

I'm in ur internetz confusin ur brainz.

Drolefille 11-20-2007 12:08 PM

Best Rickroll ever.

macallan25 11-20-2007 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Drolefille (Post 1551018)
Best Rickroll ever.

I was pleased with it.


Tonite its stuffed pink sallmon and lemon an herbz and butterred saltines!! Cus it's dam nhott !! :D:rolleyes::eek::p

cheerfulgreek 11-20-2007 02:46 PM

^^^^"I wouldn't piss on O.J. if he was on fire".


lol. Best post EVER!:p

Benzgirl 11-20-2007 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by macallan25 (Post 1551109)
I was pleased with it.


Tonite its stuffed pink sallmon and lemon an herbz and butterred saltines!! Cus it's dam nhott !! :D:rolleyes::eek::p

Taint it grate!

MysticCat 11-20-2007 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Benzgirl (Post 1551191)
Taint it grate!

Only if its got lots of BLEU CHEESE with added crumbles. ;):D:p

Benzgirl 11-20-2007 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MysticCat (Post 1551197)
Only if its got lots of BLEU CHEESE with added crumbles. ;):D:p

Nah, he is on the Gooey Buns with Cheese Whiz kick right now.

GeekyPenguin 11-20-2007 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Benzgirl (Post 1551302)
Nah, he is on the Gooey Buns with Cheese Whiz kick right now.

I like Cheese Whiz every once in a while but the goeey buns don't seem like the tastiest thing to me.

Benzgirl 11-20-2007 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by GeekyPenguin (Post 1551316)
I like Cheese Whiz every once in a while but the goeey buns don't seem like the tastiest thing to me.

It's an Earpism

GeekyPenguin 11-20-2007 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Benzgirl (Post 1551343)
It's an Earpism

ORLY? :eek:

I am sick of haters hating on Cheese Whiz. Hate on the ground up bologna or the mayo, but never my beloved Cheese Whiz.

MysticCat 11-21-2007 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Benzgirl (Post 1551302)
Nah, he is on the Gooey Buns with Cheese Whiz kick right now.

Au contraire. ;)

Benzgirl 11-21-2007 10:34 AM

oooooooooooooooo Super Duper Chili!
I was waiting for that one.

AlphaFrog 11-21-2007 10:47 AM

Ok, how about...
 
I just got some snazzy shoes!

Manhattan is the best.

ALAM! <3

cuteASAbug 11-21-2007 01:33 PM

I don't post in colored font. Nice try though.

AlphaFrog 11-21-2007 01:36 PM

I know you don't...it was for effect.

1908Revelations 12-26-2007 03:34 PM

These jokers don't know how to appreciate a good man. I love to sketkh at Borders. I don't want a woman that is a trifling, sack khasing, low-down, trifling, need a job, weave wearing, high-heel wearing hoe with her panties around her ankles. That why the jokers laugh in her face. But I kan dig Borders women:)

NinjaPoodle 12-26-2007 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by 1908Revelations (Post 1569034)
These jokers don't know how to appreciate a good man. I love to sketkh at Borders. I don't want a woman that is a trifling, sack khasing, low-down, trifling, need a job, weave wearing, high-heel wearing hoe with her panties around her ankles. That why the jokers laugh in her face. But I kan dig Borders women:)

lol!!:p

JollyGreenGiant 12-26-2007 03:44 PM

Good job!

cheerfulgreek 12-26-2007 04:18 PM

You low down dirty snake. I'll be nice and buy your hoe a$$ a happy meal. You two timing skank.


lol lol lol:p:p:p:p

cheerfulgreek 12-26-2007 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 1908Revelations (Post 1569034)
with her panties around her ankles.

lol. OMG! That was the best.:D

cheerfulgreek 12-26-2007 05:01 PM

I "be" fightin' temptation. Crying:(...I'm having a Beyonce moment.:rolleyes:

Yes! :p:)

ETA: I "be" ballin' Beyonce style.


lol

PhiGam 12-26-2007 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by AlphaFrog (Post 1551538)
I just got some snazzy shoes!


Oh really? I bet you're very proud of that:rolleyes:
Quote:

Manhattan is the best.
No, it clearly isn't the best. You just think it is because you're conceited

Quote:

ALAM! <3
I don't even know what that means, whats wrong with you?

Guess who I am...














Nittany Alum! Yay!

nittanyalum 12-26-2007 05:31 PM

Hey! I'm a favorite! Woohoo!!

AlphaFrog 12-26-2007 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by nittanyalum (Post 1569132)
Hey! I'm a favorite! Woohoo!!

And you're officially snarky.

It's a proud moment when a GCer has their first parody post.:p


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