What does being a cop have to do with being vegetarian? Oh and a wedding reception where they're paying upwards of $75 per person is slightly different from a sporting event that serves fast food.

So only gay penises are offensive? OK.:rolleyes:

Did you just burst into bad 80's love song?
Rick Astly? Good grief, man, get a hold of yourself.

titties.....there I said it......titties.....that's as perverse as I can get on short notice.

hey you with the username so long I don't feel like spelling....did anyone ever tell you that if you don't like what u see...u can always turn the channel?

If this was TV and presuming u can afford cable, that would be about 100+ channels you can use to find your missing sophistication bone....

When you are on the net....your choices expand exponentially....all you have to do is left click.







and let me finish this off by saying sum'n else perverse....

***deez nutz***


Thank you

(The views of this poster are not necessarily those of GC altho a lot of people here feel the same way. The opinions expressed are those of the poster only and those that posted before him on this lame assed thread. Viewer discretion is advised.)

In other words, you pass judgement on things you've never read or seen. THIS MAKES YOU STUPID!!!

Being less intelligent than average is not a sign of sophistication either, ma'am. So yeah - stop trolling the Internet, and get back to having boring missionary sex with your husband, who likely a.) doesn't exist or b.) hates himself.

to the OP- all the sophistication left GC when Recruitment went away. So Sorry. Well, there was that THING!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahaahahahaha
omg i love it

Kettle: I don't like it when people talk about sex, but sex with my husband is so great.
Pot: Um kettle, you're black.

Look who is sharing WAY TOO MUCH INFO NOW! Does you husband know you share his business on the internet?

As I have said before--its best just to walk away before everything gets all messy. Although I am pretty sure this already is is big mess...the train is off the tracks and heading down the hill fast.

In before the lock.

The giant dirty phallus-shaped lock, that is.

re: England--am I the only one who thinks of mouthfuls and mouthfuls of bad teeth? Ewwwwww. :p

Heh heh...hey, Beavis, I said "mouthful."

Water sports.

Who's to say it was a gay penis? Because of the author? Because it was rainbow? Six year old girls like rainbows but they aren't gay penises.

Lets stop making assumptions.


You mean in one of many acceptable normal ways. I suspect you're a missionary position girl too. That's a shame. I do hope you're at least enjoying it and not simply being used as a vessel for your husbands pleasure .

So... any place that serves meat and dairy low brow. Call Paris, the entire city is being shut down! Learn to accept the fact that much of the Midwest, West, and South is NOT vegetarian friendly. It doesn't mean we don't have class, we just find animals yummmmmmy.




So you have sex on the savannah? WTF is natural sex. No birth control? Ok. As you are not gay, I'd not expect you to have gay sex. As you're married, being promiscuous is unlikely, anal sex is uncomfortable for a lot of people, but oral sex? For shame. Besides most people on here don't rely on toys. They're extras, not substitutes.



Then don't use it in an example you're trying to make or you'll get laughed at.

She's probably at Aspen now... or did they cut her.. I can't remember.
LMAO, I was going to say cosplay.

U know a thread is bad and getting worse when the moderator gets involved....

10 things to do when you think that sophistication has left GC

1. learn to crochet

2. Sign up for an online internet course

3. Have natural sex withanother human being

4. Download porn

5. Start your own website

6. Start your own website that allows downloadable porn

7. Start your own website that allows downloadbale porn of people having natural sex

( and name that site... www.naturalsex.com/org ) for that natural f**ker in you

8. Teach a course about the difference between a straight penis and a gay penis

9. Go jogging

And last if not least if you really need something else to do because the sophistication of GC has gone down is.....

10. GET A MYSPACE ACCOUNT

Or you could just go away. If you're so offended, there are plenty of other places for you to play on the internet.

Goodbye.

Couldn't have said it better myself. Plus what is served is geared toward the customer. I just don't see very many vegetarian NASCAR fans (I know there probably are, but I just have never met one). You are not going to sell tofu burgers at Talladega. :rolleyes:

Actually, they are served next to the wheat grass vendor in the infield. You just have to know where to look. :D

i hear "natural sex" and i imagine frolicking on a hand-woven blanket next to a quiet mountain stream with a daisy chain around your hair...in the middle of spring. :confused: I thought sex was supposed to be fun, not the opening to a chick flick. i enjoy sex with my husband and thats the only rule involved!

NO THANKS TO NATURAL SEX!!:D

and she doesn't rely on toys...how boring is that?

natural sex, no toys...Martha Stewart...is that you??

This sockpuppet had me at natural sex. I'm sure that an explanation of such a terribly boring-sounding term would be crass, but bouy would it be funny. I am amused to the point where I am actually posting in chitchat.


And also- in before the lock.

lawd the images!!!

and imagine that scene with that stupid snickers tune playing behind it...


"...to the world..."

'Natural sex,' that's redundant. Doesn't matter what body part you use and where you stick it (in the body that is), it's all biological, and therefore, natural...

prancing nougat in the meadow = natural sex

please....get outta my heeead!!!!!!!


lol

speaking of natural sex

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599...-38196,00.html

vegansexuals...does that make us normal people carnisexuals? and people who cant eat dairy products lactosexuals? vegansexuals sounds like its one peeled cucumber away from a porno...

Omnisexuals. Unles you really do only eat meat. Steak is good, but I like my veggies too!

problem with being an omnisexual only destroys or ever supercedes the term bisexuals in that being an omnisexual means that you will have sex with everything....and that is not natural sex.....nor sophisticated.

Sophisticated sex = with a silver spoon involved in the process? pinkies up? no white condoms after labor day?

LOL. First thing I noticed! :D

LI84: *puts head down* LOL

proper grunting and groan techniques must be practiced.


**wow this thread has taken a serious turn**

i think you are on the right track. im sure it involves a hat, fresh flowers, and white gloves. oh, and words like delightful, splendid, and refreshing.

cucumber sandwiches, anyone?

don't forget...stockings must be worn...silk only

OP: You know if you had a good vibrator maybe you would worry less about the sophistication (or lack of sophistication) on an internet message board.

Just a thought... :D

Had to get that in before the lock.

or maybe she just needs to increase her husband's natural sex potency and stamina thereby satisfying her more naturally........

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/HEALTH/c....viagra.gb.jpg

oh, honey...

viagra isnt natural. it is the sinful way to cause a man to lust unnaturally. you are probably thinking about horny goat weed...;)

How has this not been said yet?

DITY?!!

RC, you rickrolled the thread? Awesome.

Click here for sophistication!

RC, this goes out to you brah!

Never gonna give you up!

You've all been rainrolled and tayrolled! OH SNAP!

A generation of second wives has wept due to Viagra...they thought they were getting away with something...