the man of yo momma's dreams......
the Maytag Man! LOL!!!

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a coupon for a day at a spa..

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A bowl of chitlins

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*slip and big fall in front of machine*
HAYLE NAW!!! Who restocked the machine???? Imma beat dey ass!

well, at least I got an unlimited visits pass to a gym...

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10 lbs of chitlins

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Nose plug & Breath Mints



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A small sample of chitlins.

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About $25 in quarters. :)

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One chitlin

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A lifetime supply of chitlins

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A $25 Caribou gift card! Oh boy!

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a letter to the vending machine restocker to "not come back here no mo with them dayum chitlins, stinkin up the place and what not"

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1000 signatures on the "NO MO' CHITLINS!" letter

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922 more signatures to let PB know were serious!

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an elderly woman that is someone's granny with an old leather belt patroling the machine to enforce the No Chitlin rule.

.... and a glass of lemonade

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the "new" Dasani lemon-flavored water that i jus got hooked on

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A new cell phone


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a bar of ivory soap (for Jock's nasty mouth)

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A half of a chitlin

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shards of glass from PB's broken mirror

*inserts coin* then hides around the corner with an evil giggle

A hog waiting to be gutted for the chitlins

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*I know I put an ass whoopin champ to guard against chitlins...*

A box of Lucky Charms with PB on the front.. I knew he was full of magic...

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Some fried chitlins

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A picture album of Shamika T. in her collection of thongs (where is she anyway)?

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A smooth Nupie Kane with a picture of all 10 of the Founders on it.

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Free airline and hotel accomadations to the Konklave!

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A throne so all other greeks can bow down to you and the rest of the Nupes.:D

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uh...can the other frats bow down to you? I know you don't women bowing to you.

Nag Champa incense and an unscented candle so PB can clear meditate and clear his head

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One wish from a genie in your soda can (be careful what you ask for)!

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"Because I Know Y'all Don't Read the Newspaper" by Aaron McGruder

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a super duty air purifier.... and plug-ins...

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the rest of Paris' sentence

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a "Jail Paris" t-shirt for old times sake

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14K yellow gold ring with diaomnds.... oooh...

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That 14,000 dollar Tiffany ring I want



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a can of whoop-@ss. well two - one for the house and another for my purse!

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2 Tickets to a Twins game.

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a multi-pack of Pixy Stix

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a can of Red Bull so I can get up from this chair

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$20 Gift Certificate to Ihop ....Im sooo craving :):p

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