use the money to buy a bigger wallet

my problems use HGH
 

I have a dilemma.

So the SF Giants will be here July 3-5. Even if I go to all three games to heckle Barry Bonds, that is a limited amount of time. It is exceptionally terrible that I am so funny and witty that I have way more material than can fit into the time span of three baseball games, even if at least one goes into extra innings. Last time they were in town, I went to only one game, and that was just WAY too much pressure -- only room for the BEST material, even after I had to revise my heckling strategy after being yelled at by Coors Field security (who, by the way, thought I was really funny). Also, even if I wear a shirt that says BARROIDS or if I am able to convince my friend to wear a shirt that says "The Clear" while I wear a matching shirt that says "The Cream" and we rub ourselves on a lifesize model of Barry Bonds's ass, I'll still look really hot and have hundreds of guys buying me beer.

All my summer clothes from last year are too big, and I had just bought gorgeous shoes & a purse to match the one dress. I guess I'll have to have the dress taken in, and I just got a windfall that will cover the alterations. *sigh*

bump. The petite manifesto lives on.

I got 4 cute pairs of shoes this weekend and no closet space left. I've resorted to the floor.

I really wish Carmelo Anthony would stop calling me. It's okay -- I know the whole La La thing is all a cover and you're really staying with a crappy team in Denver just because I'm here. I get it, but it's time to move on, okay?

This morning at Panera I couldn't decide what bagel I wanted to eat. It took about 3 minutes.

Also, my bus was making an annoying WHOOSH sound every few minutes.

Oh, and last night this girl at the gym was watching a show on Bigfoot and I kept laughing while I was on the treadmill.

Well, shoot him my number - maybe he's looking for a sugar mama.
;)

I missed this thread.

So....


BUMP!

Who's got a fake problem? Feel free to complain away about things such as not enough traffic on the road, having too much money in your wallet, or having so many pairs of Manolos and you can't figure out which ones you want to wear.

Real problems:
-My ankles are too skiny for those shoes and my calves are too skinny for boots.
-Being this tall sux since most cute guys I know are short:(


Now to fake problems...
-My last final is today:(, I don't know what I am going to do with all this time that I dont have to write papers and other BS.:(
-I keep getting all of the checks in the mail for graduation.
-People say that I am pretty and I am tall so they think I am a model, why me.

My Mother gave me a vintage mink coat at Thanksgiving, but I have no where to wear it.

I have courtside seats to the next Pacers game, but now I have to decide who to take with me.

Ugh, a family friend just left us his house in his will and since it's perfect, we don't get to house hunt anymore. <sigh>

I'm not sure I'll be able to plan this wedding with this unlimited budget. It's too hard to decide between the 7 or 10 tier cake.

*****

I've gotten nothing but straight A's in graduate school. I'm worried about that meaning I lack a sense of variety. I'd hate to be dull and predictable! :(

The proxy server I need to do work is down again today. Now I have all this time to play on Facebook and Greekchat. Woe is me! :(

The bosses were so impressed with the work I've done streamlining two jobs into one, that they gave me a big enough bonus to cover all of my Christmas shopping. What will I ever do with the money I had already saved?

I brought a pop tart to work to eat for breakfast and my boss decided to get a bag of biscuits from Chick-Fil-A and now my poor poptart may go to waste. :(

It's snowing and the school is now closed. I was sent home at 12pm. Now all I have to do is watch movies and play on GC. What am I going to do?!??!