I would use myself on CG.:D

If I was a Nupe...

^^^^You pig.:rolleyes:

I would ask the Kappa nationals to kick PB out of the fraternity.:p

If I was the President of the United States....

PB you so nasty!

If i was the president, I would bring the troops home, and then i'd resign.


If I was John (head of GC)...

I would ban anyone who trashed cheerfulgreek's threads, and any member who is on her ignore list.:mad:

If you were a book that no one wanted to read________________

I would just have to sell myself for 50 cents in the "books that nobody really wants but sketchy old folks and bibliophiles" bin. Or show a little page, to entice some young book lover to take me home for the night. ;)


If I was an iPod...

I'd ask it where my iPOD is, it ran off somewhere days ago.

If I were a free plane ticket that had to be used today I'd....

If I were a free plane ticket that had to be used today I'd fly to Europe and stay for a while..

If I were a fly on the wall of any room, I

would stay on the wall of the Oval office with my fly-sized camera-phone. then zap myself back to human me and get rich!

If i were off from work today...

I would sleep in and do absolutely NOTHING all day.


If I were a bullet..

If I were a bullet, I would paint it silver and save it just in case warewolves really exist.:D

If I were an Alien that looked human__________

I would make PrettyBoy get me pregnant and have our alien/human babies while putting him on child support for 18 alien years.

If I were Kenny from South Park.........

If I were Kenny from South Park I would kill myself so I dont have to suffer a humiliating death.

If I were Michael Vick.....

I would laugh at nonchalant for finally getting banned.

If I were PETA...

I would ask that VH1 remove the "PETA" activist from the show-Rock of Love.


If I were a Memphis Grizzly...

I'd pee on a tree . . .

If I were 13 . . .

...I'd actually enjoy doin my homework because it is so much easier than college...

if i were one of my founders I would...

I would probably not get to be an SGRho :(

If i were my work computer...

I'm on bed rest so I'm not at work.

If I was a Sigma man I would

(someone's not playing right)

I'd stop bringing up old threads

If I were Tyra...

I'D RETURN TO RUNWAY MODELING. LOL

IF I WERE BARACK OBAMA...

I would sign a bill that would get rid of trolls like you for good.