Not really funny
 

This isn't funny but very insulting:

My LS's and I were always approached on our campus and at other schools with people making stupid comments like "you are too pretty to be a SGRho" or "you don't look like a SGRho".

Now please tell me exactly how is a Sigma Gamma Rho "suppose" to look like?

I was at a party recently and the brethren were party hopping. So this random dude walks up to me and says, "You're an Alpha right?"

I take a step back and say, "Yeah. I'm an Alpha."

He says, "So why aren't you party hopping?"

I said, "I'm tired. I've been hopping all night."

He gets a grin on his face and says, "You're not an Alpha any more. You're FIRED!"

So before I proceed to mollyhop this dude in the club. One of the brethren standing by me says, "You were never an Alpha to begin with! Or did the last three rejection letters not tell you that?"

Dude bowed his head sheepishly and proceeded to pick his face up off the floor while backpedaling away swiftly.

30 minutes later he tried to make peace with me while I was talking to a group of the brethren by offering me a black & mild. I politely told him to, "Get the [expletive deleted] away from me before I beat your simple [expletive deleted]. Now excuse my back." And I turned around.

(I found out recently that he gave up his hope of being an Alpha man...he's a member of another org. now...)

OMG this is the funniest ever! lol @ "mollyhop" and "excuse my back"

Oh my dayums @ mollyhop - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Very funny story indeed.

I just had to post this cause I thought it was soooo funny. As for people saying things, my two year old son looked at my letters and said mommy,
Triangle,Eeeee,Circle!!!!!
That was the best one yet!!!!!

ADORABLE!! :D

Aww, how cute is that!!!

Everytime my daughter sees AKA on anything she says "Mommy that lady's shirt say A-K-A. She is one of your sisters. You have a lot of sisters everywhere!"

You gotta love the kids!!!! They just keep you smiling!!!

Kids say the darndest things...
 

That is too cute! When my 3 year old daughter started asking questions about my Sorors I would tell her those are my sisters so it would be easier for her to understand. She spends so much time around us that one day she looks at my husband and said "mommy has alot of sisters, where are your brothers?". We just looked at her and started laughing.

Re: Kids say the darndest things...
 

LOL. It's funny too because she is beginning to understand the interworkings of a family. So she knows that her grandad is my father, and her uncle is my brother, etc. So she kind of looked confused like "are all of these people my aunts?" LOL.

Just yesterday, I found out that this chick I know got herself blacklisted (don't ask). She says "I learned my lesson. I'm content without having letters on my chest."

My response "Well, you pretty much have to be content seeing as how you're blacklisted and all :rolleyes: "

She called me a jerk. *shrugs shoulders*

^^^

Like Malcolm X once said "Blame the truth and not me for telling it".

more annoying than funny

I know this woman from an org we are both in. She proceeds to tell me how I made the wrong choice and how 19** was better and goes on and on. I just look at her. when she finishes I state, get some letters before you tell me who's the best and I K.I.M

Bad move on her part. Your response was on point.

In reference to one of our neos, who is *still* in a pink and green haze (KIM her line crossed November 20th):

Random girl---"So, do you HAVE to wear pink and green in order to be an AKA?" She was serious as all get out, too.

I almost answered "Yep :D" but I knew that would be equally foolish. I just winked and told her "it takes more than colors to be a woman of Alpha Kappa Alpha". :cool:

Also--due to our constantly getting bags and other goodies from regionals, clusters and Boule, we are always sporting a new bag, keychain, sweatshirt, etc. So my chapter is constantly bombarded with "Damn. Does everything come in pink and green and with the letters A, K and A?"

Jokey answer: "Yep."
Serious answer:"Yep" :D

enigma_AKA

When I was a neo and was wearing my APO letters, some guy stepped up to me, saw my letters, and asked, "Whaddareya, part Alpha and part Que?"

So I answered his inane question with an equally inane answer:

"Yep." And I K.I.M.

***Dead***

Last night at a fashion show I was in (I do model), at the end of the show me and another bruh who's also a model were taking a picture. Some random guy jumps in our picture and says. "Let a future brother get in. You know I look like one anyway."

We both looked at him like he had just set himself on fire. Luckly a female model came and grabbed him before we "mollyhopped" him...lol!

I'm going to show GC what I'm working with by clicking here :D

CTFU!!! I <3 you. :D

CTHU

Soror, I *heart* you.

Ya wanna see me???

Nice pics SKEEphis...your man is EXTRA lucky!;)

Ummmm, yes, where's the pics? :D

Hmm I saw them when he first posted them.:confused:

Thanx for the compliments and the PM's. I took my pics down. I'm not fond of having my image drifting on the net. For those of you who missed it. PM me and I'll send you a link. Halla!!!

^^Awww, you're cute.

Thanks Nupe. Actually, my man is extra WORTHY ;) .

But you have such a nice smile. :)

The pics were here. Now they're not. Sorry but the shows over!!!

^^ oh snap. I see you Nupe!! :cool:

Yup! I had to do it! That was last night at the FIJI Fashion Show!!!

Ok Ok I see you NUPE!! Very Nice;)

He's ok


















Just kidding. You look great marquise1911

THANX!!!:D

Oh my!!!!

Now if that isn't a 100% USDA Certified Fine Brotha I don't know what is!



:D :D :D :D

He's alright. But if you get a magnifying glass (like i did) and look, he has a mole the size of a pin dot on his right temple.

*whips out her trusty magnifying glass*

Hmmmmmmm........yes. I see what you mean.

WELL, in that case, I'll have my way with him. He'll get a sammich (w/ Miracle Whip and generic cheese), and a styrofoam cup filled with tap water. Then he has to go home!

:cool:

ROFL

You are a nut.