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But the thing is that Shaq's whole name is Shaquille Rashaun O'Neal, and his first name is Muslim and it means "little warrior." Well, he's a gigantic enormous warrior for the Heat!!!!! :D That's where "Lil' Warriorosita" comes from. :p

I love Shaq as much as you do, and I couldn't help but put my spin on the name that southernelle25 started. :p

Here's another one........
 

Bonquita Tequila Jenkins

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Since I l-o-v-e some Allen Iverson, let me try that one...

Allen'asia Iversonona Jackson :D

My ghetto name
 

Dolchay N. Gabanna Robinson

EscoLade Black Smith
Bodega Papi Smith
Hoodrich Smith

Shodameeka Boomkack Williams

Red Blue Greene

The cashier at sbarro's today name was Red. :eek:

Gucci-Ann Dooney-Bourke

Bedis Bathana Beyondra :p

^^^^^ OR.......
 

Bestbuyisha Triamenica Bluefield

Here's another one, in ode to electronics........
 

Walmaria Targine Johnson

My stomach is hurting from all those crunches, I AM TOO SORE TO BE LAUGHING THIS HARD!!!

Crystaleesha Hypnotisha Padrona Smith

Usher Raymond Shamar Moore Montell Jordan Jones

Latisha Michelle Brown-Baker-Glynn-Thomas-Layton (I actually met one girl who WANTS to have a lot of divorces so she can get all the last names that she wants.....)

Shaquaniequa LaTreyvone (make sure you Capitalize the L and T) Anderson
Asti'alize Boonefarnisha Anderson


This is not only ghetto but nasty the doctors tried to get her to change the babys name but she refused...
Plasma Klamedia (of course she changed the spelling) Williams
Now where was her mama! :eek:

Travis Barker from Blink-182 just had a daughter and her name is:

Alabama Luella:o

Carminetra Ebony Essence Afrika Jones

or

LaQuinta Hotellinadra Smith

Here's one in ode to medicines.......
 

Today my friend's little sister told us there's a girl in her class named Chevrolet. So I think my ghetto name would be:

Chevrolet Monet-Shaniqueea Jenkins.

Or many I would get a "classy ghetto name" like

Prada Chanel-Mercedes Jackson.

I got another one!!!
 

:o :eek: :o

I use to call my brother Vernalinalynn... Does that count a ghettofabulous?

Now I just call him Bernito...

My husband wants to name any boy child we possibly will never have:

Bradford Avery Christian... Or something with a "B" name...

Like: Bailey Kailua Kreme Cristal Alize...

I don't think so...

Hennessy Moette Johnson
Alizetta Passion Brown
Caprice Williams

My name would be

DueceN A'quarta Johnson

The most ghetto name I can think of for myself is:

Esthus Festus Littleboot III (my mother would have me say this all the time when she was trying to teach me to talk).

Some other names I thought of off the cuff:

Fredericton Penetanguishene Canada
(Fredericton is the capital of New Brunswick, Penetanguishene is a town in Ontario).

If twins were born:
Civic Ceearvee (pronounced Cee-Ar-Vee)
Civic Ceearex (pronounced Cee-Ar-Ex)

If triplets, the third would be named Civic DelSol.

I actually worked with a girl whose name was Knoughenia Iesha [last name](you would not know how to pronounce the first name merely be reading it).

That's all I can think of, my imagination isn't as wild as some of yall's.

Tikadenisha Benadryl Thomas but yall can call me "TT" :p

lmao!!

LOL:D

Hey TT :D

Greg Richard Eleph Yusef Griffin Olaph Osemph Syrupin Esquire

My friends call me G.R.E.Y G.O.O.S.E

My ghetto name is Euniquisha Korbelle Johnson. But you can call me Korbelle or E and J.

The group Pretty Ricky was been screwed over by thier parents.

Diamond Blue Smith
Spectacular Blue Smith
Corey Tavion Mathis
Marcus Ramone Cooper
from wikipedia

I was calling the roll at work and there was a girl named Christianity I just SMH!

She is destined to be the worst child ever born.

There used to be twins at my church named Chris and Christopher. I thought that was really strange.

I had a class with twins and their names were Damon and Damon (pronounced Duh-mun and Damien). How in the world do you get Damien from Damon?!?!?!

why didn't I see this thread b4?

my ghetto name would be Aquanacia Toyotokalon McJenkins... but I answer to Pookie

heeeeeeey girl!!! :p

Sabooya Rayquandria Aquanetta Smith

I was at Wal-Mart and the nametag of the girl in the fabric section said "Amiracle."

ETA: I know of a young lady named "Christian" who had a baby by a guy she knew was engaged to his girlfriend of four years. I don't know about "worst child ever born" but come on....:rolleyes: