^ Now that wouldn's surprise me. LOL :D

I think ShamikaT is a made-up personality, but I don't believe it's a white male behind it.

:confused: Ok, it's time for me to throw up, now.

Oh, were you trying to sing a song?
You are trying to do waaaaaay too much at one time.
Here is a song more your speed.

Pug can walk.
Pug can talk.
Pug likes "mens"
So Pug must be ten.:p

Can Pug read?
Probablyyyyyy not...
Plus somebody lied
and told Pug she was hot.


FYI, it's not very "christlike" to talk about "ske...".:eek:

A 37 year old white male. Now thats disturbing.....

I dont think "shamika" is a white guy, I think it is a black guy that has attended college for maybe half a semester. but on the other hand why would "shamika" try to holler at nupes if it is a guy?

It's only a theory........:p

ABC!!! LMAO! @755 in the morning!

Dang, y'all!

Quit trying to analyze ShamikaT and just get your laugh on. This is comedy. :D

I know :p

Precisely. :D

ShamikaT, maybe you should try to get a boo to frolic under the mistletoe with? :o

Ain't none of them Kappas replied. Yo brother is getting murried. Anyone else got brothers, cousins, SONS? If so, hook a sista up! Yall, known me since last June. I'm sure that you all will have a lot of positive things to say about me. :)

-fine
-christlike
-double DD breastes
-firm round a$$
-strong, independent, knows what she wants (Zetar)
-5'7''
-Non smoker, non-drinker, well I drink but not to get drunk, I can't resist that boxed wine!
-hard worker
-doesn't wear weave
-inch long REAL nails

You forgot to mention
~Employed (probably shower your new boo with a bunch of free gas)

I'll check with my cousins. I have a whole bunch of them. I would love to have you in my family. :)

ETA: Plus you regained your virginity. Shows you are on the right path. :)

Must. Resist. Urge to crack joke.

. . .and you still ain't told us what a Zetar is!!!!

Why bother paying to go to the comedy club? The entertainment on GC is free...

Now that I have read another volume of your.... "modern day slave narrative":

You may want to mention:

"you has yo papers and yous a free now!"


Wrote a Negro spiritual about it
Like to hear it
Hear it go

Swing Low
Sweet short bus
Cominnnn fawth to carry meza home

Oh. My. Side.

Best. Thread.


















EVER.

I am going to leave ShamikaT alone. I am starting to think that maybe that is a dude. Only a dude would type "DOUBLE DD":confused: . That's redundant, genius!

Besides, if ShamikaT is a dude, then this thread isn't funny.
It's disgusting...:eek:

Hmmmm, I've thought ST was a dude, so this is a good point. But s/he is still FAH.

-taking off my wig-

-exposing my forest hair legs-

-voice getting deeper-

-letting out my beer belly-
















PSYCHE!!!!

















What's up? Do you WISH I was a man or sometin'? Either way, you still gets none from ShamikaT. And, put both of yo hands back on the keyboard! :p

Shamika, I really think BobbyEarl likes you. Just look at all the songs he has created/dedicated to you. I think now he is trying to fight his feeling for you. And he is a Kappa. :p


I want to see you two kids get together and fall in love. :D

You all could jump the gas pump nozzle and everything. :p

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAH CT4 you's a fool hahahahaha

Can I attend the ceremony? I buy very nice gifts. :D

Bobbyearl and Shamika T
Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
And then comes marriage
Then comes baby in a brand new carriage

I was thinking of Computer Love by Zapp and Roger. :p

^^ LMBO!!!!!!!

Ok it's own!
 

Speaking of weddings. I hear you and Rainboy are going to tie the knot. I can just see you in your wedding gown with a mushroom (interior) slip in honor of your man. Of course, he will have his bell bottom suit and mullet. All the groomsmen will have perms (Dominique Wilkins kit). Instead of people throwing rice, they will throw those mini stay-soft spray bottles.

You can hire the dude from Coming to America to sing at your wedding.

Wrote a song about it
Like to hear it
Hear it goes

Crimson queeeeeeeeeeeen to be
But his face has an infeeeeeeeection
Crimson, I hope you
use proteeeeeeeeeeection.

His breath burns
like a fiiiiiiiiiire
and smells like
old tiiiiiiiiiiiiires

Crimson queeeeeeeeeen to beeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Re: Ok it's own!
 

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RR

Rain Man is not playing/involved so let's leave him out of the game.

Re: Re: Ok it's own!
 

:( Ahhhh shumbody hoit that babies feelins... Um sorry poo bear.

I was thinking of You Remind Me of R. Kelly since it has an automotive theme.:p

Umm...
 

....wow! Gurlfriend's definitely taking a new angle on taking matters into her own hands.....do I EVER wish her all the luck and blessings in the world!

GC is cordially invited to the cyber nuptials. . .
 

Bobby Earl & Shamika LaQuandra Taylor
invite you to share in their Computer Love and Happiness


http://pic11.picturetrail.com/VOL368.../102291199.jpg


http://pic11.picturetrail.com/VOL368.../102296586.jpg


Their first dance will be You Remind Me by Rrrra Kelly in the BP parking lot.

**throws rice**
:D

^^^^^
Girl, you are a complete and total NUT!!!!
Crazy!
DoyahearmewhatIsay?????
You are GONE!

Re: GC is cordially invited to the cyber nuptials. . .
 

I've made it through 22 years of life. I've made it through car wrecks, two knee surgeries, abdominal surgery, putting my favorite dog to sleep, my good friend overdosing on pills and dying, and dealing with my crazy aunt from Miami.....




....And now Carla is trying to kill me...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CTFU CTFU CTFU!!! HC CT4 is such a supportive, friendly, caring sisterfriend to the newbies??

__/\____/\_____/\____*flatline, you killlllled me* ____________________________



Call the coroner, I'm done and gone....


cant.catch.breath

BobbyEarl tried to clown and I had to show him what's up.
Shamika, I know you are a lovely young lady but your BOO had it coming.:p

Transformers: In the words of the Decepticons after they got their azz whipped by the Autobots:

RETREAT! RETREAT!

Crimson, you did that. I bow down...

That dude looks so gay on that picture!

I have to quote just in case you try to change your mind. :D

need.mouf to mouf...can't breeve @ CT4 & BobbyEarl...

i am done for the day....y'all are better than J.Anthony and George Wallace any day :D