OH. MY. DAYUM.

I am officially thru for the WEEK!!!!!

Can you make mine an apple-tini?http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmili...party/juul.gif

we do?

oh, and I forbid you all from using those smiley's..those pose a hazard. I have a headache from banging my face diving into the keyboard after fallin out laughing.

MAINLY the one with the laughing at the monitor. PLEASE tell me how to do that.

Let me begin by saying that I'm not Greek and am just here because GC has some interesting posts. That said, Minister Hatchett's teachings seem inane.
First, there's a lot of ranting about Greeks and Masons interspersed with some random biblical quotes, but there's no real theology at all, let alone original ideas.
His single-minded efforts seem like an incredible waste of time. There are a number of serious problems in the world - poverty, oppression, disaster. If you read the New Testament carefully, Jesus showed a lot of concern for marginalized members of society. He did say things that made some people uncomfortable, but there's no mention of him "exposing" organizations.

I shall, with Van Gogh wild apple vodka, as well as pucker. :p

OMG!!
 

I have missed quite a bit :eek:

But I will say that CT4 had me crackin up over here. I think she is officially my most favorite Delta.

As far as the perp http://naturalcausesband.com/images/...mileys/ass.gif

Re: OMG!!
 

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!

Yall have got to stop it with the smilies! I'm tired of having to wipe Hi C Fruit punch off the keyboard every 5 minutes.

Lawd!!!! What is the world coming too. I worked too flipping hard to get my letters and continue to work hard to uphold them for some nut case to come along and claim them based on a big fat @$$ lie. :mad:

Anyone wanting to be in a organization (greek or non-greek for that matter) should really step back, sit the H$LL down and re-evaluate themselves as a person. What can you possible bring to the table if you are based on lies.

PLEASE SEEK HELP 'PERP'.

Next thing you be telling us you crossed on 01/13/1913.

This whole thead has had me LOL!:D That chick should have known that we would have figured out if there was "an imposter among us"!:D :p

Now, she needs to take her perping self out of here because we have no room for that at DST Drive. What's next?:D :p

*note to self* stop quoting Late Registeration

wow...that's all I can say!!
 

Yes I want to stomp like and elephant. OH that DELTA , strong and elegant!!…….I LOVE IT!! My D-S-T-T-T-T-T!!!!!! :D
I don’t know why people try to pull one over on the Delta’s here on GC….don’t they know that an elephant never forgets!!!!!!!:rolleyes:


OH YEAH!!! (in the famous words of Chris Tucker)
AEISPARTOFDST…YOU GOT CALLED THA F*CK OUT!!!!!!!!!

I would like to send an earth shaking
OOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!
To the REAL Women of DST!!!!!!!:D

Ya’ll some WILD GYRLS!!!!!!!!!!! :cool:

CT4.....I think I pulled something laughin at that Perp Phi Perp Certificate of membership and that Perp Walk!! :D

Do we play "It's Time for the Perpalator" now?

Soror-
just right click on it and copy the url address and when you post use [img] [/img]

in between those, use the url address of the smiley that you right clicked on.

millions dead in sudan

1000 dead new orleans

85000 dead and counting IN pakistan



signs of the times


are you ready to meet your creator?

if not why?

if so God bless YOU and know that the sisters that you love so much are not promised tommorrow.

tell them about this JESUS AND WHAT HE MEANS TO YOU

YOU MAYBE THE ONLY PRECHER THAT SOMEONE EVER HEARS

WE STAND IN THE GAP OF HEAVEN AND HELL

CT4



Your proclamations....PRICELESS

The "certificate"...HILARIOUS!!

You are a CLASSIC :D

Hey that works for me!:)

Re: OMG!!
 

ROTFLMBsgrhoArseO!!!!!!http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmili...ows/scream.gif

what makes folks think they can perp online? this cyberworld is TOO SMALL to even think about doing such foolishness.
i met CT4 and i wouldn't dream of perpin' around her:eek::D

holding my pregnant belly
 

this thread has me on the floor!!!! some of you need to be on smiley restriction.

bwahaahahaaaa
 

its time fo' that perpalator, its time for the perpalator....

and WHERE did you meet me?

Oh yeah? COLUMBUS, OHIO where I would have been a member of the Columbus Alumnae chapter of Delta Sigma Theta. :o

I mean for real, I understand EVERYONE has an innate desire to belong to something. I understand that many women want to be a member of Delta Sigma Theta, but JOIN my organization if you QUALIFY and get the NOD.

How come folks don't perp that they are members of the Girl Scouts? That organization is bigger than DST, older than DST, and in some circles more prestigious. Go out and buy you a Girl Scout uniform, get the sash, buy some badges, and roll out. I doubt anyone is going to challenge you to tie some knots or ask how many cookies did you sell for your troop. All you gotta do is sing the song and you come off as legit.

I'll even help you out:

Make new friends
but keep the old
One is silver
The other is gold.

:D

But seriously GTFOOHWDPBS, I have busted 2 this year without even breaking a sweat.:cool:

PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE let me have this as my new siggy - that is something funny :D

I'm glad yall took care of that heffa wench. When is these fake, crazy, and GHETTO a$$ mofos gonna learn?

Please stop. My stomach hurts.;)
FYI I was a girl scout and I'd have her recite the pledge and sing the song.

That takes CRACK!! LMAO

I no longer live there but know folks who do and who are in the chapter. :D

Go for it. :cool:

Dear Girl Scout Perps,

Ninja Poodle will put you in the cut if you don't know the Girl Scout oath AND how to stand.

Hotep!:p

We ask ourselves this every time YOU post. :D :D :D

WOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!:D :D

y'all are HILARIOUS today. Thank you for helping my friday go by so quickly!

*holding up three fingers*
on my honor, i will try...

Laughter is the best medicine
 

CT4,

In a week where I am dog sick your perp busting has brightened each day I have been home sick!

*SIRENS* *SIRENS* *SIRENS*
PERPALERT IS HERE!!!


I came over here as soon as I heard my call. But it seems like CrimsonTide4 has beaten me to the challenge.

CT4, with people like you, its putting people like me out of business. But I must give credit to where credit is due therefore...


I SALUTE YOU CRIMSONTIDE4!!!:D:D:D:D

I AM NOT WORTHY!!!:o: :o: :o:

Exits Dramatically

^^^LOL!! Hey I remember you....

CT4,

I have figured out what Perp Phi Perp's call is...

PERP PHI PERP....WISH THEY HAD IT!:D ;)

(Also inspired by Mr. West's album;) )

Just for Jitterbug13...
 

*Marchin*

Perp perp perp, perp perp (wish they had it)
Perp perp perp, perp perp (wish they had it)
Ain't got no letters
We ain't work hard
Ain't got no naila
Ain't got no card!
We perp, perp perp perp perp (fake azz members)
We perp, perp perp perp perp

(Also inspired by "Late Registration") :p

Thanks soooo much for the laughs!!

Soror CT4, you are wonderful! :D

Re: Just for Jitterbug13...
 

BBAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!:D :D

This has to be the best thread I've read on any board in a looooooooooong time. :D

Re: Just for Jitterbug13...
 

Y'all are KILLING me - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
:D :D

http://www.siyclone.com/forum//style...lt/whistle.gif

YOU.ARE.REALLY.OFF.THE.CHAIN.