Oh you'll never find a ___ down in hell
Hell No!
Oh you'll never find a ___ down in hell
Hell No!
Cuz were always up above drinking beer and making love
Oh you'll never find a ___ down in hell
Hell No!

Chug a beer. Chug a beer mother F@#$er chug a beer.
If you can't chug like a ___ can why you got a f@#$ing beer in your hand
chug a beer mother f@#$er chug a beer

ZBT TOAST TO BROTHERS

Here's To Thee.....Here's To Thee...
My Brother Of ZBT

Here's To Our Joys And The Gladness
Here's To Our Sorrow and The Sadness

Here's To All Things Right or Wrong
Here's To Our Unity Forever Strong

Here's To Good Memories Brothers Recall
Here's To Our Standards That Never Fall

Here's To The Heavens That Smiles Above Us
Here's To The Faith Of Those Who Love Us

Here's To The Bonds That Ne'er Sever
Here's to Our Brotherhood That Last Forever

So Here's To Thee...Here's To Thee
My Brother Of ZBT.

ZBT: "Inspiring Today's College Men To Become Leaders Of Tomorrow."

we have a few one variation of the here's to brother:

Here's to brother----, brother -----, Brother----
who's with us tonite, he's horny, he's drunk, he's NOT gonna f**K
Here's to brother---- who's with us tonite
So drink mother F**ker, Drink mother F**ker, continued

ATO once. ATO twice, holy jumping jesus christ, god damn, son of a b**ch, Rah Rah F**k

This one i found is a bit more vulgar:

Rat S**t, bat s**t, p**sy don't smell
C**ksucker mother f**ker Taus give the hell
Got a cast iron belly and a blued steel rod
Im a mean mother f**ker, i'm a tau by god

I've heard a few houses doing this chant before:

Heres to sister __ sister __ sister __
Heres to sister __ who's with us tonight
shes drunk and shes sleazy, shes SO F*ING EASY!
so drink mother f*er drink mother f*er drink!

This one isnt as common but its always a good one:

(house name) we dont drink, we dont drink
(house name) we dont drink
we may smoke, we may chew, we may go to bed with you
but (house name) we dont drink, WE CHUG!

And I heard this one a long time ago when I played rugby:

If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck
Id swim to the bottom and never come up
But since it ain't vodka and I ain't a duck
Just pass me the bottle and shut the f* up

That's my chapter's version.

Another version of "Here's to Brother..." I heard from a different fraternity

Here's to Brother ______, Brother _____, Brother ______,
The worst of them all!
He eats it, he beats it, HE ALWAYS MISTREATS IT!
Here's to Brother ______, Brother _____, Brother ______,
The worst of them all!

And a toast I found not related to any GLO but I liked:

Here's to fighting, cheating, stealing, and drinking.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a girl's heart.
And if you drink, may you always drink with me!

How many fraternities do the Yo Ho chant? It's about 10 verses long for us and uses our name constantly, and I'm wondering how many other people just put their own names into it, and if anyone knows where it originated? That is one of my all time favs.

Usually for us tho, the Cal drinking song will suffice!

Some of the ones we do are pretty close to some posted...with just a few different words

Drink a beer
Drink a beer
Drink a god damn beer
If you can't drink a beer like a Tri Delt can then you better get that f*ckin' beer out cha hand

Here's to sister _____, sister _____, sister _____
Here's to sister _____ who's with us tonight
She's happy, she's horny, SHE'LL GET LAID BY MORNING
Here's to sister _____ who's with us tonight
SOOOO drink motha f*cka, drink motha f*cka, drink motha f*cka, DRINK!

wow.....

:eek:

The Theta Chis here do it sometimes. I think they sing it more often at brotherhood stuff. I've only heard a little bit of it.

Haha, classic example of the "nationals would be pissed if they read that" posts in this thread that someone mentioned earlier.

IF?

Well as I've already stated on here, my nationals has TOLD me that they monitor my activity on here, but I've never seen anyone else talking about this. Do all the sorority nationals check this site 24/7 or something?

edit: I hope everyone realizes when you have your sorority/fraternity name/nickname in your username, signature or post, your nationals most likely instantly gets an e-mail thanks to the awesomeness of Google.

I do not know if ALL sorority hqs monitor activity here, but I know SOME do, and as always it's better to be safe than sorry.

And some fraternities.

Very ture. A good friend of mine served as some sort of a regional volunteer for her NPC sorority. She said that not only does her HQ monitor Greek Chat and other similar sites, they also have volunteer staff members who monitor the web sites of the chapters in their region. As I understand it, this includes Facebook and MySpace.

I wouldn't give two s**ts about what someone from nationals would think of me or anything I've said here or anywhere else.

That's the spirit.

Generally speaking, it seems like sororities monitor sites more then fraternities. But some fraternities will begin to monitor internet action (Facebook, GC, websites etc.) once potential risk management issues are discussed. To cut to the chase, an IFC member could most likely come on GC and say "I hate this and that, got wasted last night and banged some random girl, blah blah blah." If it was offensive enough, it might get him banned from GC. Yet his HQ might not say boo. But if they came on here and said "In my chapter, we haze", then little red flags go up at HQ. A few clicks and they know which chapter. Then those unpleasant investigations start.

I can say that almost all of the Alpha Gam alumnae who post here are currently, or have been, advisors to collegiate chapters, members of our Volunteer Services Team (regional oversight, international committee members, etc) or current/past International Council (our governing body) members. Of our IC members, they were regulars on GC prior to being elected. We are open about who we are, at least with our sisters and most of us know each other IRL, or will, eventually :) We aren't exactly lurking in the shadows.

AST drinking chant

In 1899
in Ypsilanti Mish,
8 girls sat together
and made themselves a wish

They formed the bond
of friendship of love and loyalty, chose
the colors green and gold
and called them AST.

Drink em down Alpha Tau
Dink em down Ye Haw
To the hell with all the rest
Cause we know we are the best
Drink em down Alpha Tau
Drink em down, down down down.

Drink drink drink drink
Drink drink drink drink
Drunk last night
Drunk the night before
Were gonna get drunk like we’ve never been drunk before
Cause when were drunk were as happy as can be
Casue were all part of the A-Phi family
Cause the A-Phi family is the best family
To come out of the old brewery
Theres Molson Phis, Heineken Phis,
We all party causes we’re all Phis
Glorious, Glorious
HOW ABOUT A KEG FOR ALL OF US
HOLY MOLY WE ARE HEARTY
ALL THE A-PHIS LOVE TO PATY
OH AH ALPHA PHI YEAH!!!!

our drinking song
 

heres to ____ hes true blue

hes a piss pot through and through

hes a bastard so they say

tried to go to heaven but he went the other way

he went down! down! down! down!
(start schulling)

i dont know if anyone wrote this, theres quite a few posts but heres an extention of the "heres to brother..." one

Here's to brother____, brother ________, brother ______,
heres to brother ________ whos with us tonight
he eats it, he beats it, my god he mistreats it,
heres to brother ______whos with us tonight
so drink mother f*$ker drink mother f*$ker drink mother f*$ker drink!

and the girl version

heres to sister _____, sister ______, sister ______,
heres to sister _____ whos with us tonight
shes slutty shes sleezy shes so f*$king easy
heres to sister _____ whos with us tonight
so drink mother f*$ker drink mother f*$ker drink mother f*$ker drink!

also one of our sorority chants for sister while chuging (usually funnelling) is:

heres to green, heres to white
heres to drinking day and night
best damn drinkers in this town
arethusa chug it down!

and non sorority members:

heres to _______ she/hes got class
heres to ______ she/hes the horses ass
so drink chug-a-lug-a-lug-a drink chug-a-lug-a-lug-a drink

SNu Version
 

you may or may not know that our values are Truth, Love, and Honor so
Here's to Truth
Here's to Love
Here's to Honor
and here's to getting on her
and here's to staying on her
and if you can't come in her
come on her

We do Drink Beer, I'm an Asshole, Rick Rack, and Here's to Brother _____.

Those are all sung with just brothers (minus Rick Rack). And for our Here's to Brother _____, the middle line is 'he eats and he beat it and he always mistreats it.' After the 'drink mfer's, its 'while we are waiting he is masturbating.'

Rick Rack is:
Rick rack click clack who the hell are we?
Zim zam hot damn we're from SPE, yeah!

And then we do the toast at random events with any beverage.
Here's to the brothers of Sigma
And here's to the fellas of Phi
An Epsilon stein or a beaker of wine
Means more than the mud in your eye.

So here's to the sword in the heart
And here's to the pledge that we said
Let never we sever our friendship forever
Drink deep to the Purple and Red.

This thread is the WORST and is touting something that contributes negatively to the overall image of Greek Life. Can some moderator lock it down? I can't take it anymore!

There is nothing negative about this thread.

I am sorry but you are mistaken. Cheers about drinking and cheers that are derogatory to women (if you can't come in her come one her) are wrong and are against ALL of our values. It might have been fun or funny in the 70's and 80's but it isn't funny anymore.

Yes. Because, of course, every single fraternity and sorority is 100% alcohol free and the fraternity guys just go around fucking the sorority girls and the sorority girls are just drunk sluts with their legs always open. (hah, contradiction)

Yup. That's definitely how it is.

A TKE taught me this one...

Heres to the girls that we like to call honey.
They like to drink and spend our money.
We take them to bed and they close their legs tight
and say godnight honey.

here's to brother
 

Our chapter has a variation of here's to brother....


Here's to brother _______, He is a Phi Kap
He eats it, He beats it, He always mistreats,
here's to brother _______, He is a Phi Kap
god bless you ( times 4, and at the same time sprinkle with water)
here's to brother _______, He is a Phi Kap
So, So, drink m*f* (etc.)

/*******************************/
another chant we do is

here's to the breezes
that blow through the treeses
that lifts the girls skirts
above there kneeses
that shows us the spot
the magic tw**
and thats where get our diseases

================

I missed the part where someone was holding a gun to your head and forcing you to monitor this thread. If you can't take it anymore then just ignore it.

While some of the chants and toasts may be viewed as a bit silly and less than appropriate for use in certain circumstances they would not persist unless they were popular with those who use them. Are we considering establishing some sort of 'morals police' to determine what is allowed to be popular? I ran across some of those fellows a few years back when I was forward deployed. Given the choice, I really think the off color joke and the not terribly polite chant beats hell out of coercing our fraternity men to adopt ladylike behaviour and our sorority women to adopt absurdly limiting restrictions. Seems to me that the current rules governing sororities are overly strict and in some cases rather pointless as it is.

As a man I firmly believe that women can behave as ladies without being by any means insipid. Do any sorority women really want to see men reduced to ever so polite wimpness? There is a great deal of difference between being a gentleman (emphasis on man) and being just incidentally male.

Before anyone picks up on a peripheral point, chants and toasts do not make a man, they do however appeal to a certain aspect of the young male. This is a natural part of the way we are. Do we want to mess with what Mother Nature put into the design specs?

Some random thoughts here but I offer them for consideration. I am a bit concerned that PC could in the long run be more destructive than non-PC.

we do breezes too. but we end a little different

MoP,

I am not surprised in the least that this thread was started by a Sig Tau...

...CHEERS!

A few from my own beloved chapter:

To the drinkers,
To the thinkers,
To us all,
To Sig Tau!

--

Here is to you,
and here is to me,
my friend and my brother
you will always be,
but if we should ever
disagree,
then f**k you, my friend!
and here's to me!

--

To our women, and our beer,
may neither be flat!

--

<sung to the tune of "My Darling Clementine">
I'm an a**hole
I'm an a**hole
I'm an a**hole 'til I die,
But I'd rather be an a**hole
Than a [GLO's whos last letter rhymes with "die"]

--

We've also done some modified versions of Billy Joel's "Pianoman" and Bon Jovi's "Living On A Prayer," but those are usually specific to a certain brother.

Happy drinking,
Everyone,

Keep it classy,

-J.

Here is one from us Delts down in Rolla Missouri:

Here's to brother _________, brother__________, brother__________
Here's to brother_________ who's with us today
He's Happy, He's Jolly, He's Horny by golly

So drink MotherF%$ker, drink MotherF%$ker (repeatedly fast till he finishes)

Note: This can be a sorority song to or if a girl is doing just change brother to sister.

we actually have a few, but here is one.

Had Bacchus lived with me and mine,
He would have drank no wine, no wine
But said his pray’rs with conscience clear,
And tasted naught but Psi U beer.
Poor Bacchus!
He did lack us;
In all Olympus far and near,
He found no drop of Psi U beer.
—2—
Apollo, with his golden locks,
Had he been truly orthodox,
Would have stopp’d his chariot here,
And swigged a mug of Psi U beer.
Poor Apollo
Had to follow
His sundry courses all the year,
Without a drop of Psi U beer.
—3—
If Jove had learned a Christian creed,
He would have sent down Ganymede,
To buy him in this mundane sphere
A valiant mug of Psi U beer.
Poor Jovey!
What a covey!
Preferred to take his nectar clear,
And never tasted Psi U beer!
—4—
Come, Lay aside your learnéd tomes,
And seize your tankard while it foams;
We need amid our toil severe,
Ein Frisches Glas of Psi U beer.
Of men or gods,
We ask no odds,
If so they let us linger here,
To quaff, to quaff our Psi U beer

pshsx1, you have the toast entirely wrong because if you read what you're actually saying it makes no sense at all.

The actual version goes as follows:

We drink to the brothers of Sigma
And here's to the fellas of Phi
An Epsilon stein nor beaker of wine
Means more than the mud in your eye.

So here's to the sword and the heart
And here's to the pledges that we said
Let never dissever our friendship forever
We drink to the Purple and Red.

sigep5196

we also do the toast a lot differently at my chapter and it's longer because we have a few extra verses . It varies chapter to chapter but it's got the same two verses.

We also sing to our brothers "here's to brother..."
We do the breezes one
and asshole song
and the "# douchebags tied in a knot"
Every brotherhood has a variation of a lot of the same chants/toasts
but i would never put our other local stuff on here (written by our chapter) cause we are taught to never write it down :)

We're the exact same with local, but the toast is generally known everywhere and was already posted, but you're right variations are expected, although the chant was very specifically written by Dr. Seuss.