All of the above plus those huge "shower curtain" earrings (i.e. BIG BIG hoops)

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This thread reminds me of cashmoney....oh wait, it's an old thread and he posted here. Damn be to those who banned him! He always made me laugh. (and gave me good avice on joints to check out when I made my trip to Jacksonville last summer....)

I think a a good sign is if she is wearing open toed shoes with hose. Shudder.

Not a cheap hobag, but there are sometimes that I haven't been able to help it. I'm pasty white, have less than perfect legs, and I've mastered the art of hiding the toe seam.

Agreed!! Not to mention open-toed once fall has begun. Oh yeah, and white white (not winter white) after Labor Day. I can't tell you how many white slacks and skirts I saw at Keeneland this fall season.

They have toeless pantyhose. Hanes makes them and they're sold at Macy's. They're great. I wore them a few weeks ago to a company Holiday party. It would've been tacky not to wear pantyhose to a formal function but I was wearing open-toe shoes so I bought a pair of toeless pantyhose.

I know! The boy and I stopped by Keeneland for a bit while we were in town this fall. I couldn't believe all the white, but since I was wearing maternity clothes I was in no position to judge anyone.

I've worn them before as well. I'm going to change my original comment to "If a girl is wearing open toed shoes and its SNOWING, she is indeed a ho bag."

ie. my freshman year roommate.
then again, is it excusable if its during the winter but youre going to be indoors (ie. taking a cab to a club/party) vs. out shopping in the street or going to class during the winter?

oh the number of girls ive seen fall on ice going to class in open toe heels. ridiculous.

I don't know. I guess it doesn't mean the girl is a ho bag, but if I see a girl in open toed shoes in the snow, I automatically wonder why she thought that was a good idea.

I think the norm for New York are quite different than down here. I put away my open-toed shoes once it begins to get cold, and don't break them out until spring. But I think if you're going to a club or a party, it wouldn't be a big deal to put on some cute open-toed shoes. Plenty of designers include peep-toe shoes in their fall collections.

how about those pants that are tight on the ass, but very loose on the rest of the leg, i dont know what they are called, but they are very Hoe-riffic

I think you're talking about gauncho pants. I'm not fond of them either.

gaucho pants? you mean MC HAMMER pants?

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Ok, it sounds like it to me!

Sounded like it to me too! Hah!

You love girls that weigh over 150 wearing that don't you?

-Rudey

They wore them to class? If they were stupid enough to do that, they deserved to bust their butts! :p Especially if it was cold enough for there to be ice on the ground.

All of you have pretty much summed up what I think of as a rather, er, cheap floozy except for one thing--the Eau de Stale Cigarettes! If a girl looks like you described, I suspect that she's a little questionable, but the clincher is if she smells like the smoke from last night's bar. Ewww...

Or she might smell like Designer Impostors. Either way, it's still the same.

I don't want to offend anyone, but another trait I've noticed among ho-bags is two-toned hair. Like black under blonde or white blonde streaks on very dark hair. Not a fan at all.

Peep-toe shoes are very cute and I think they are do-able in the fall/winter on occassion. But I personally would never be caught dead in strappy sandal-like heels in the winter.

I do have a shirt that says "Ivy League Playmate Department." I would argue that this is an exception to the rule. ;)

WORD on the two-tone hair. I'm sorry, Shakira...that looks TRASHY.

Ooh, ooh, but you could always wear Pom-pom Booties.

I just found these today. I am scared.

How about haltertops and hooker books in January?

Hooker books? Hey, don't dis on girls that are trying to expand their minds and learn new things. Maybe, they're just trying to move out of cheap ho bag status and into pimped out ho bag status. :p

If by "hooker boots" you mean go-go boots, I rock those all year long. :p The key is, if it's cold out, you have to wear tights under your skirt and a turtleneck sweater to sort of "winter-fy" the look, or else you end up looking like one of those freshmen girls that run around in sparkly tank tops and strappy stilettos even though it's 28 degrees outside.

k so i definetely owned those cork sandals when they were in (like 5 years ago) and i definetely have a tattoo on my lower back (i have 2 other tattoos though too) and i am definetely not a ho. and the pantyhose with open toed shoes looks dumb whether or not you can see the seam. u can still tell youre wearing them either way because of the way your toes look in the shoes. and those shirts that have writing on them that you were referring to a couple pages back (from a&f or something that said i stole your boyfriend) can be cute if they dont say that! i have a couple of those shirts from wet seal and they are cute...and they dont make me a ho either!!!!

oh man, i almost fell outta my chair laughing when i read this:P