Good theory since the Mary Alice we know actually had another name. :eek:

Okay, did this come out during the 1st episode (which I missed)? What's the skinny?

And MeezDiscreet, I now dub you the "Clarence" of GC!

It came out when Bree went to see her therapist and she saw a tape with Mary Alice's name on it. All the living housewives listened to and they heard her confess her name was something else. If I get around to it, I will read TWOP today for the name.

Why did MA's husband put the blender in with Mrs. Huber? Did he use the blender to hit her? :confused:

Yeah he knocked her out with the blender. Why was he trying to wash the blood out of his shirt. Burn that mofo.

I asked myself the same question! And who is the adult female in the cedar chest? Could it be the plumber's sister? So many questions!

I am finally reading all of the season's recaps; here is a big Hmmmmmmmmmm


After the ads, Zack wonders how he can help KimberBree. She invites him and Paul to the party. "I'm sorry it's such late notice. We weren't sure if you and your father were ready for any kind of social engagement yet, but...well, we're sort of throwing it in your mother's honor," KimberBree says. Zack flinches. "Really?" he asks. KimberBree explains that it's just a "casual night with the gang." They're going to "tell fun stories" about Mary Alice! Zack just looks sad. "Zack, are you okay?" KimberBree asks. At this, of course, Paul pops his head out and tells KimberBree that they already have plans. Behind Zack's back, he removes the gun. "Oh, that's too bad," KimberBree says, and shoots Zack a somewhat quizzical glance. "Well, I should go," she finally says, and turns. "Thank you, Mrs. Van de Kamp," Zack calls after her, like he can't help himself. "For what, Zack?" Poor Zack looks so sad. "Remembering my mom," he sniffles. KimberBree gives Paul a look, all, like, "Awkward." "That night, Paul gave his son something to calm his nerves," MAVO says. I find it interesting that she said "his son" instead of "our son."

This is from ep #3. . . . Interesting indeed.
MAVO = Mary Alice voice over

Could you post the link to the site where you're getting recap info?

Thanks!

http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com

They do recaps for this, ANTM, American Idol, ER, Survivor, etc.

If he's still around, he usually did recaps of CBS soaps. Pronounced "Claence".

His segment "The Cla'ence Update" comes on in some markets (radio). He always had me LMAO whenever he imitates Victor. What would he call him? Sweetsomethinganother....LOL!

He had his own website and all. Wasn't he an actor at one time? He kind of reminds you of "Sweet Daddy Williams" (RIP) from Good Times.

I think you're right, Soror. I believe he was an actor in his former life. I just tried to find some info about him and this is the best I could come up with. Seems like years ago I remember looking at a website.

Mary Alice's real name
 

from TWOP, episode 4 summary:

Back on Wisteria Lane, it's Coffee Klatch time. The ladies listen to the audio tape of Mary Alice's psychotherapy sessions with Dr. Goldfine that KimberBree stole last week. On the tape, Mary Alice says that she had "the nightmare again." She continues, "This time I was standing in a river and I saw the girl under the water. And she kept screaming 'Angela' over and over." Dr. G. wonders what Mary Alice thinks that name represents, and Mary Alice explains that "Angela" is her real name. At this, everyone looks over at KimberBree, who nods. Her hair looks amazing. Gabrielle says that this makes no sense: she's seen Mary Alice's driver's license, and it didn't say "Angela" on it. KimberBree shrugs, and tells them that the rest of the tape is about Mary Alice's nightmare and the girl she was afraid of. Everyone stares at the tape. "So what the hell do we do now?" Gabrielle asks.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...s_hbo_s_sizzle

No nom for "Gabriella"? :eek: :o :o

Adulteresses and statutory rapists get no love unless you are R. Kelly. :o

Insert hand clapping simile here....

Black Nanny
 

I think that a nice twist would be a Black nanny a young ghetto girl like a Shaquesha or an older black women like Ms. Mable it could incorparate a new elements to the show. Such as you will sit your hyper little a** down and leave your Mom alone. Also she could help Gabriella with her issues by informing her that teenage delights can't hold a candle to a grown man! I mean if you can't go to the store and buy the champagne you can't come to this party! Also perhaps the Black nanny could stop by Brie's house and pimp slap her ungrateful son who was BOLD :eek: enough to smoke in the house. Then she could go by Suzy/Susan whatevers house and tell her how to snoop through your mans things like a pro and to chill out, his delights are not going anywhere! Finally she could go holler at Zach and see what the he!! his issues are cause he's one rejection away from going off the deep end. I think I 'll copy this and send it to ABC...:p

Okay, I missed the 1st 15 minutes. . .
 

Wha' happened?

I came in where Lynette was asking Bree why she was ironing her husband's shirt.

Re: Okay, I missed the 1st 15 minutes. . .
 

We learned that Maisy Gibbons (of little red riding hood school play) has sex for money with lonely men and one of them is Rex. :eek:

Lynette leaves the kids with the nanny.

Julie says her dad maybe breaking up with Brandy so she will be spending this weekend at home which ruins Susan's GET IT ON FEST with Mike.


OH MY DAYUMS @ Rex having a heart attack and Maisy Gibbons signing him in at the hospital. :eek: Bree, you better get FIESTY!!!!

REX!
 

So maybe Parliament-Funkadelic was also talking about him!!:eek:

Just a big ol' freak, HE'S the freak of the week!:eek:

Re: REX!
 

Bree is about to BREAK HIS AZZZ!!! LMAO
I would have never suspected that Maisy was LIKE THIS.


Umm Gabrielle why did you burn Carlos' passport? Methinks his name is not really Carlos Solis.

Re: Re: REX!
 

Guuurrrrrrrrllll, I was thankin' the EXACT same thing! And if I didn't crack up when she was visiting him and they kissed and he started talking. . . she totally wasn't expecting that.

Po' Rex. When Bree finishes with him, he's probably gon' wish he HAD died. . .

no passport-no bail. those papers must have told her something that causes her to want to keep him behind bars.

Gotcha. Thanks.
She had me ROFLMAO when she was moving all sorts of furniture across the street. She is strong. :eek:

LMAO. She coulda had the merchandise spread out on Wisteria Lane. LOL

I lmao when she told the "fuzz" that they don't like clutter. LOL

Okay. Since ya girl has hired the nanny, is she going back to work? :confused:

I wish she would cuz watching the P Funk Crew is boring, lol. Why did they name all of their kids with P first names?

Probably not. And where she got to go that's gonna make her "late" getting home? That's what she told the nanny. If she does go, it won't be immediately. She's gonna take her own sweet time doing what she wants to do.

Every time I look at her (Lynette) with some type of choker around her neck, I think about a ghost story I read as a little kid where this guy's ghostly girlfriend wouldn't take off her ribbon choker. When they got married, he took it off one night while she was sleep, and her head fell off!

TWOP hates her choker. HATES IT!! LMAO, I never noticed it til they commented on it.

I thought Paul was going to try to poison Zack with those mashed potatoes. Here is what I think happened: Zack and Dana were Mary Alice's kids but they killed Mary Alice and chopped up her body and stuck it in toy chest. The Mary Alice we knew who is really named Angela assumed the chopped up toy box Mary Alice's identity. I believe Dana was abandoned. :(

Why would she assume the identity? How did Paul "hook up" with the Mary Alice we knew AKA Angela?

Maybe Paul and Angela were cohorts and the kids saw Mary Alice get killed. Remember Zach said he "remembers"stuff. Maybe Paul wants Zach to think HE killed his "mother". Maybe the daughter was Angela's daughter and not Paul's? :confused:

As many times as Paul asked Zack about wanting some potatoes, I thought the same thing! And Zack even told him that he had already asked.

And I have to agree with TWOP - I'm not fond of the chokers either. . .

Yeah, the potatoes thing was bugging me, too. And who knows, they still might be poisoned--slow reaction.

How is ol girl going to talk to her mother like that after she was the one hiding Zach in her room. :rolleyes:

That dad she was talking to played on Even Stevens; it was weird to see him in a capacity where he had just paid to have the deed done to him.

But WORD, I hope Maisy bathed after each customer. How "gangsta" is she to have sex in her marriage bed?:eek: I hope Bree tells her husband. If I was Bree, I would expose Maisy.:cool:

bree is my new shero!! lol. I kept waiting for Rex's heart monitor to go up when she was talking to him. Rex has some sexual issues, I think. He might have a Madonna complex.. hmmm

the potatoes.. hmmm

Julie talking to Susan... yeah, she had a point, but she'da gotten smacked with that attitude and a black mom.. straight up...

I LUV this show..

What's the status of Carlos' mother? :confused:

comaville

LMAO....you ain't right

my bad, that is a TWOP phraseology. It's Jessica who ain't right.

You should see how she names Lynette's P sons, lmao.

i love love love Jessica's recaps. if i read them at work i have to make sure i'm the only one in because i definitely laugh very loudly.