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...60-year-old dude is the news crying because his "escaped tiger" was shot and killed by Florida Fish/Game authorities?? ...last I checked, tigers belonged in the freakin' zoo, not your guest house? ...dude should be glad I don't run the Fish/Game division cause he would most definitely be getting an invoice for all the overtime in hunting the tiger, and the ammunition needed to render Simba "paws up.":o ...isn't street crime bad enough? Why we gotta worry about being a tiger-snack too. :mad: ...peeped the re-air of the BET awards last night. Monique and her "Crazy in Love" girls just "did the thang!!!" ;) |
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HC The apartment was in the PROJECTS HC You can't have a tiger living in the dayum projects? HC LMBO |
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HC...besides, El tigre wouldn't have survived the first summer bbq? HC...cause every family has a relative who loses his dayum mind once the grill gets going. ----> "Go in there and brang me dem popcicles out da fridgidere. Throw dem on here." HC...Nothing in the refrigerator is safe from the grill. :eek: HC...that's usually when it's time to dip :rolleyes: |
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HC in the movies? HC I guess took the props from the movie home? |
HC: I interviewed today
HC: It was an entry level HR call center position HC: I was offered the position within 20 min of beginning the interview HC: I didnt' want another call center position, but this is a little better than the one I have know HC: There's a but..... HC: Training starts Monday the 19th HC: No time to give my current job proper notice HC: As much as I just wanna say 'forget ya'll' and bounce HC: I can't bite the hand that has fed me for the last 7 years HC: She offered me another option HC: Temp to perm and that training starts Aug 30 HC: Enough time to give my current job notice and get some things in order HC: What to do, What to do? HC................................................ ...................................? |
HC great to hear browngirl1?
HC I've been sending out resumes, but no luck? HC I need a job? HC I've posted, sent, searched everywhere? HC It's pretty tight? HC I'm not upset about it. Got to keep a positive outlike? HC back in the day, all I had to do was send it out and get an immediate call back and was hired on the spot? HC I'm not use to this? HC the other day I was in Subway? HC they had a tip cup? HC I was like :confused: HC it's there job to make the sandwiches, give chips, cup, and cookies? HC everything else is self-serve? HC the tip cup? HC I just pass right over it? HC last time I took there subway stamps? HC LOL? HC I needed them more than those who work there? HC I went to subway again? HC they were closed because the register was not working? HC this should never happen?>>>>>the store being closed because of the regester. HC peeps learn how to count change, figure tax, and learn to add? HC people it is so simple? |
HC yesterday was a work party
HC it was pretty cool- AWESOME location, good food, and coworkers that I actually like HC I realized that I am REALLY lucky to have my bosses though HC listening to the other assistants I recognized that MOST bosses are ummmm poopy HC my bosses are AWESOME HC one of my bosses in particular- EVERYONE likes her because she ROCKS HC I mean really, I have gotten phone calls from people who leave messages honestly saying "you are so wonderful! [insert thing that she did for them]was so nice of you!" HC it's all because she truly is a great person- not a pushover by any means, but just GENUINELY NICE! HC she's even nice to ME, her ASSISTANT HC I am starting to recognize that this is not the norm HC this ofice is VERY hierarchical HC there are people who will look right through you until you hit "associate" status HC that's crap, but at least I dont have to work with them! |
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HC: The job market is tight now HC: Keep that positive outlook HC: I'm not used to something like this happening HC: It's an inside joke between me and my friends that I've been looking for a job for seven years HC: Or at least trying to escape my present one |
HC I'm back from ATL?
HC I had a good time? HC I am TIIIIIIIIRED? HC I need to stay up because my birthday is in less than 1 hour and G-Ma Savvy always calls me right after midnight? HC she says she wants to always be the first to wish me good day? HC I don't want to miss her call? HC I just came back from seeing Farenheit 9/11? HC WOW...and that's the only comment I have in my sleep-deprived state? HC that...and I'll be getting that DVD for my home collection? HC I really need to save up some money and go back to ATL to shop? HC I forgot for a second where we were, I was in the mall like, "There is an overabundance of ghey individuals here"? HC just an observation? :D HC we almost always make reservations at two hotels when we go somewhere we've never been before (just in case the hotel is crappy)? HC we have never had to utilize the second reservation? HC this time, our hotel was okay (a Quality Inn), but Tracie went into the bathroom and there was urine on the toilet seat and scum on the mirror? HC we were like :eek: and grabbed the cleaning lady who was in the hall and asked her to come take a look...why did she have a Bud Light in her hand? HC we were like WTF? HC we went and got our money back and went to the other hotel? HC we had a really nice time at the Underground and in that general area? HC the Black Arts Festival was going on this weekend, so we got to take in a lot of interesting sites? HC some of the art was amazing? HC I really could have decorated my entire apartment...had I had the money? HC we almost died laughing at a traffic light because this guy driving the car in front of us jumped out and bought a single cigarette from the guy in the car next to him? HC we were like, "When did they discuss this?" "How much did he charge him?" HC the expression on the face of the guy in the car next to us was priceless? HC we got his attention and he said, "I know I just didn't see that...I know I didn't"? HC we had tears in our eyes for at least 20 minutes? HC entrepernegros are a trip? :p HC another funny thing? HC at the festival, my friend went to one of the "flavored ice" stand to get a treat? HC the lady in front of her paid her $3 and when the vendor asked her what flavor she wanted, the lady said..."Ya'll got FLAVORED ice???? :eek: with this look on her face like it was impossible? HC the lady said..."I don't know if I want to try that, I'll just take plain ice"? HC she paid $3 for a cup of ice? :mad: HC the vendor looked like :confused: and said, "Well at least let me give you $2 back? HC BWHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAAA? HC who in the hell left the gate open? HC I saw so much stuff this weekend, I should have been keeping a running tab? HC ? |
HC I leave for Vegas tomorrow?
HC so excited? :D :D HC I haven't packed a single thing yet? :eek: HC all of my clothes are just laid out on my son's bed? HC just came back from taking him to MS? HC that was a looooong, hot bus ride? :rolleyes: HC me and Hubby have been acting like we have no kids since Friday? :D HC we've been acting like teenagers: eating all kinds of junk, staying out late at night, and having lots of "quality time" ;) ? HC these kids at work are working my nerves? :mad: HC I think it's b/c they know that this is my last night of work for 2 weeks? HC getting off an hour early so I can go home and pack and then go the salon to get my hair, feet, and nails done? HC I really should have taken a nap before coming to work? HC the excitement of the trip will keep me awake? HC I can sleep tonight and on the plane in the morning? HC this will be a very good birthday? |
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HC Ideer08 neffa cull a bruh nomo???????? :( :( :( :(
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HC I never win anything and I want to win this damn scooter?
HC It is the ugliest scooter ever? HC I really wish it was a motorcycle? -Rudey |
HC?
good luck to those interviewing? I forgot to put it in your PM? :D I apologize? :D the insurance of the person who hit my car wants to total my car? I'm :mad:? I wub my gray ghost? I don't want to let it go? I don't know what to do? do I get an attorney? I'm confused? I WANT MY DAYUM CAR FIXED DAMMIT? I can't do anything with the money that it's worth? DO NOT PURCHASE A DOMESTIC VEHICLE? :rolleyes: I planned on riding that car until the wheels fell off, not until someone hits me and sends me sliding "x" amount of feet? :rolleyes: there is always some BS going on? :rolleyes: all I can say is that this was in HIS plan? I don't understand it, but.... :confused: |
HC in Detroit International Airport?
HC 1/2 way to Vegas? :D HC the guy in the airport bookstore tried to holla at me? HC he was kinda cute, but he was wayyyyy too young? (Like 20-ish) HC I wished Hubby could have come with me? :( HC I will still have fun? HC my son is in 'Nawlins with my parents? HC they never took me and my sibs there? HC all we did during the summer was go to revival meetings and then to TX to see my aunt and uncle? HC pouting? HC gotta go catch my flight? HC hope to see some of my GC sorors in Vegas? |
HC I've been on Ticketmaster?
HC I want to go see Frankie Beverly and Maze on 8/01/04?
HC I want to go see Rickey Smiley on 8/14/04? HC I want to go to the most of the events for the Palmetto Capital City Classic (SC State v. Benedict) the first weekend in September? HC soooo much to do, soooo much to do? HC a certain person from the Carolinas (Northern persuasion) should plan to come down for the weekend and join in the festivities? :D HC holla atcha gurl? |
Hc good mo'nin?
Hc I'm ret'ta go and just got here? HC BTB87 aint answering her IM this mo'nin:mad: ? Hc Hmmmppphhh! Hc she finally answered? Hc I aint mad no mo!? Hc I was on the phone until 2:30 this mo'nin with a "friend"? Hc I aint tired? Hc I need new clothes because my current ones are too big? Hc I am drinking Dunkin Donuts this morning and not starbucks? Hc I am still in dire need of a vacation? Hc I aint go no more left to say? OH AND THE BIGGEST HC GOES TOOOOOOOOOOOO Hc i'm gone go see my mama docta in 2 weeks? Hc i'm gone find the shortest shorts in my closet? Hc i'm gone brang him coffee, tea and........;) ? Hc people Hcccccccccccccccccccccccccc? |
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H the hell C? HC I just saw Nas's new video? HC a MILESTONE moment ensued? HC I am OFFICIALLY over Nas? HC it hit me like a bolt of lightening? HC Nas has....? HC Nas has....? HC *gulp*? HC Nas has GOLD TEETH? HC he and Kelis must have gotten them together? HC :rolleyes: ? HC :mad: ? HC :( ? HC I don't even know who he is anymore? HC I feel like everything that I "know" him to be is a lie? HC I feel like he sold out in some sort of way? HC I nearly got emotional over it? HC I felt tears forming? HC y'all just don't know? HC I have been "in love" with Nas for many years and he is changing? HC not in a good way? HC he is still hot lyrically? HC but he just doesn't seem to be "real" anymore? HC I don't know? HC I just got in from the club? HC one Long Island? HC two Malibu Rum punches? HC that's all I can say? HC goodnight? |
HC How do you say HOW COME in spanish???
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HC Porque is how come in espanol?
HC 1sd, I might have to come down to SC to see that? HC I leave for the boyfriend's family reunion in one week, on Aug. 6? HC his mom and I are sharing a room? HC if anyone can give me some advice, I'd appreciate it? PQ soy muy nervosa? HC I got my hair braided yesterday? HC my head stopped hurting just now? HC it took 7 hours for chest length individuals? HC I look cute?:p HC he liked them? (the boyfriend, that is.) HC I miss talking to you all. HC I have to do work at work? HC I'm still blown by that? HC we cant access any streaming media or email service at work? HC b/c a while ago, someone downloaded something from BlackPlanet and it cost the company $40,000 to disinfect their entire network?:eek: HC my baby lost another tooth last week; she is now officially a first grader, lol? HC I really want to go back to school, but I have no idea HOW I'm going to fit class into my schedule? :) HC I want to go on a shopping spree? |
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HC LMAO? HC you are also welcome in mi casa? HC which show were you talking about? HC where's the family reunion? HC you are staying with mom-dukes? HC that's gonna be interesting? HC I got a lotta questions? :p |
HC I just back back from driving to Ohio?
HC I-70 is CO-ME-DY? HC me and my girl saw the following while driving.... a naked truck driver?:eek: a plain white big 'ole bill board with nothing on it but a phone number (618-XXXX) ?:confused: a man driving 80 mph wearing a neck brace?:confused: (you can't turn your head in a neck brace so how did he change lanes? a sign saying that if you hit a highway construction worker, its a $10,000 fine and 14 years in jail?:eek: a trucker driver watching TV while driving?:eek: a man riding on a motorcycle with a skirt on? HC this is just a sample of the interesting characters? HC I won't even go into the nuts we encountered when we got to Cincinnati? HC I don't remember Cinci being so "colorful"? HC my girl was the most beautiful bride I have ever seen? :) HC her ceremony was so beautiful? HC I'm tired so I'm off to bed? |
HC I have 2 mo' weeks until I return to civilization
HC the time is moving backwards? HC my two strand twists don't look the way they do in the pictures? HC it took me forever to do them so they'll say in until I figure something else out HC I just wanna chop it all off and call it a day HC its ONLY 8:39am HC whhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy |
HC ...I peeped Arnez J at the Cleveland Improv this weekend?
HC ...dude is seriously funny? HC...my stomach is still hurting? HC ...he did this bit about what would have happened had he been president on 9/11? HC.... ladies and gentlemen, the presid-----"move nuuukka, they know who I am. Listen up playas, go get ya 9, ya pump, ya sawed-off and meet my azz at the airport. We 'bout to go fix some isht!" HC...Cleveland is becoming Comedy Central? HC...John Henton (Overton) is at the Improv next Sunday and Ced-the-Entertainer at the Palace on the same night? HC...CT4, your hometown is still waiting on your comedic debut? :p |
HC I'm leaving Nashville today
HC I'm tired and broke! HC I have so much GC reading to catch up on HC I was offered a job while I was away! HC I start on Wednesday!! HC YAY!!! |
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HC are you just leaving Nashville as a result of Boulé? |
HC my baby lost her other front tooth today?
HC she's toofless!:p |
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HC I bet that's just too cute! |
HC I just bought my first computer Friday?
HC I've wanted one since I was a lil girl? HC my family could never afford one? HC my mom feels bad i had to buy my own? HC I thank God I was able? HC this is my first post on my own ish? HC :D HC it's a nice one too? HC graduation is less than 2 weeks away. HC I'm spilling over with joy |
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HC I decided to extend my stay an extra week to visit |
HC?
Has anyone figured out or tried to figure out who Perp Alert is? :confused: If so, pm or email me? :D |
HC when my daughter and I were in Perfumania this afternoon,
HC the old woman waiting on us asked me if those were the natural color of her eyes? (HC I guess there may be plenty of nine year olds walking around with hazel contacts, but not my young'un?) HC she tells my daughter "You have the most gorgeousest eyes I've ever seen!"? |
HC my girls just returned this weekend from a 2-week visit with Grandma?
HC my crew DID NOT want to come home? HC I missed them BIGTIME?!? HC my 4-year-old, who "showed out" a lil bit, says: "Daddy, Grandma spanked me"? HC I said: "Join the club. Grandma's been whippin a** for 30+ years now"? HC at least moms is mellowing, and only spanks using her hands now (no more hotwheel tracks, extension cords, etc...)? HC *flashbacks* :eek: HC so why does the 4-year-old want to "go there" this morning with me? HC yes, I had to "warm them legs up" BEFORE church?!? HC I'm still glad my crew is back!! :p |
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Kam is walkin now?
It cracks me up? My oldest is more than excited about middle school? I've lost another 15lbs? I'm all sexy chocolate? It's from chasin Kam all over the place? I'm goin back to school this fall? Oh the papers and homework? Boooooooo?:( |
HC at work?
HC I got a note from one of my co-workers stating that my client has left the agency to "join the circus"? HC WTF?? :confused: HC I really didn't think people actually joined the circus? HC I thought that joining the circus was something that you read about in kids' books or saw on Nick Jr.? HC social work is full of surprises? |
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