Back in high school a bunch of us worked at Brookstone, and during the summer they would hire college students home for break....anyway, this guy was always trying to impress us because he was in college...we were all sitting around one afternoon shooting the bull and he is telling us about this hot sorority girl he has been seeing at Auburn. We ask him what sorority and he goes" uh...Sigma Pi"...my other buddy goes, "really??...my older brother is a Sigma Pi at Michigan State"
Dude was busted.