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But I do have some cookies to bake
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*new stanza*
But who wants to waste all that time |
standing there looking at a mime
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why not buy some time while eating a lime
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with a shot of tecuila, that would be sublime!
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i looked at a picture of who i wanted to be mine
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Some say he looks like Shrek, but to me he's "sooooo fine"!
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the problem is all the ladies who want him already are in line.
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So I call and tell him that I want him so bad
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I can't tell from his voice if he's happy or sad.
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which makes me extremely mad
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And it doesn't even make me glad
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(new verse)
So off to the pool I go with my Coppertone tan |
And hoping all the time I'll see a gorgeous man
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But I'm surrounded by beer bellies, of which I'm not a fan.
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