Well, since I just rented "Transformers: The Movie" I had to comment on the following

The opening scene when the planet Unicron ate the plane Lithone. Cool scene.

The scenes when the Autobots and Decepticons were going all out in battle (and quite a few Autobots got killed).

My all time favorite scene was b/t Starscream and Galvatron at Starscreams's coronation. He was crowned Decepticon leader all of 2 seconds when Galvatron came on the scene:

Starscream (furious) WHO DISRUPTS MY CORONATION??!!
Galvatron: Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy!
Starscream: Megatron, is that you?
Galvatron: Here's a hint. *transforms into laser cannon and blasts Starscream into dust (literally)*

And of course when Unicron spoke, it sounded cool. But hey, it was Orson Welles doing the voice.

Just had to put this in.

RM

Yo know all b___ are the same just like my h__'s! I keep em broke
I keep em pretty an lookin good but NO DOE !!!. I give some money they subject to go crazy!!! When I got a B__ !! I got a B__! Yo know that Mack The Bear??? tried to steal onna my H's....
See that N___ wanted da honaaaaaaay ALL we wants is da MonAAAAAY!!!

Now Mr.Pretty Tony You know the rules of da game, Your B__! just chose me. We can handle this like we got some class or get into some GANSTA Sh*T!!!!

You know if ya really loyal to me and you meet all my demands I could take you to the top....even to da Players' Ball

Ladies and Gentlemen the moment we All been waitin for Who is the Big MACK of the YEAR!!!!!!....... Its GOLDIE.... GOLDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

You Chez' Tre Ni--a You aint no PIMP You aint NO PIMP!!!!!!!!! YOU a rest haven for H__s!!! A rest Haven!!!!
THE MACK MY FAVORITE MOVIE!!!!!

HERE ARE SOME MORE
"I lived in NEW YORK all my life honey I knows a RAT whens I sees ONE"__SPARKLE

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL WHAT IS THIS VELVET!!_COMIN TO AMERICA

WAAAARRIIORSSSSSSS COME OUT TO PLAAAAYAAAY!!!!__WARRIORS

We aint land on Plymouth Rock! Plymouth Rock landed on us!!__Malcolm X

TheirallgoingtolaughatyouTheirallgoingtolaughatyou _Carrie

Saddest part in a movie
When Cochise died in Coolie High

Everytime I try to get OUT!! They keep pullin me back IN!!!!___Godfather???

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster__GoodFellas

Gentlemen I'm crime and crime don't pay__The Untouchables

This is a corny one
When people lined up to hit the loud lady on AIRPLANE. Remember AIRPLANE?
ADDDDRRRIENE ADDDDDRRIIIIENNEE!!!!!!!!___Rocky

TTT as I sit watching Sister Act 2
 

My favorite scene is OH HAPPY DAY when ol boy busts the soprano!! :eek: It still sends chills down my back.


Legally Blonde: Oh Warner, Remember when we spent those 4 amazing hours in the hot tub? . . . .THIS IS SOOOOOO MUCH BETTA than that. :p


Remember The Titans: The team dance. . . everywhere we goooooo people wanna know who we aaaaaare. Oh and the locker room scene when Sunshine kisses Gary Bertier.

pointNclick mentioned Pimps Up, Hoes Down. How about American Pimp with this one:

"It ain't matrimony, it's macaroni"

I said that Baby Boy was my favorite. This is the scene when Jody is helping his mom out in the garden and Melvin comes out:

Melvin: "Jody, we gotta stop this. Why every time I come out here in the garden, you gotta go in the house?"
Jody: "Ain't nobody stuttin you bruh"

Or the part when Jody and Rodney are arguing on the phone:
Jody: "Don't be callin my woman's house NO MORE. She ain't feeling you cuz...Concentrate on not droppin the soap you b*tch a** n**ga"

And Jody tells Yvette: "Didn't I tell you to get a block on the phone wit yo black a**?"

I can go all day...

here we go
 

Friday: How you gonna get fired... on yo' day off?
DAAAAAAAAAYYYUUMMM!!!!
The scene with Bernie Mac, Chris Tucker and Cube: well around heayah...lol

The Lion King: the hula scene..WHADDAYA want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?....aaaarrrrre ya achin? yep, yep, yep fooorrrr some bacon? yep, yep, yep Heee's a big pig yep you can be a big pig too oooh!!!! ahhhhhhh (as timon and pumba run off.. lol)

Aladdin: ANYTHING Genie says

Spiderman: Youre not Superman, you know

Boomerang: Here's some Icyhot for your balls... why you go there man, why you go there (while rowing furiously on the row machine)?? I'DA F**ked him up had he tried that karate isht!!! lol

Harry Potter: (Ron Weasley).. harry? Can we panic NOW???

ok, one more
 

Harry Potter: (Hermione) Now, if you two will excuse me, I;m going to bed before you do something that will get us killed or worse... expelled. (door shuts)
(Ron, after turning to look at Harry) She NEEDS to set her priorities..

I dont know why but his delivery is what cracks me up.. lol

The Matrix "There is a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path" & "There is no spoon"

Friday "And you know thissss! Mannnnn!!!!"

Batman "This town needs an enema!!"

The Five Hearbeats: "Can't nobody sang, like Eddie Kang (King)"

Friday After Next: (Day-Day to the landlady)- "You proud your son a [punk]" (landlady's son to Craig about Pimp Mike)-"hmm, he look magically delicious!"

Malibu's Most Wanted: (note: this is the funniest part of the movie)- When Taye Diggs tells Jamie Kennedy - "This ain't no picnic B#**#!"

The Temptations

"You ain't no David Ruffin!"

All About the Benjamin’s:

Reggie getting his lotto ticket yelling: 45…47…

Reggie telling off the guy handcuffed to the shower rod: You don’t have a forehead; you got a five-head. I bet you don’t even have dreams…you have movies…I should snatch that leather wig off your head with them suede side burns.
:D

All About the Benjamin’s:

Reggie getting his lotto ticket yelling: 45…47…

Reggie telling off the guy handcuffed to the shower rod: You don’t have a forehead; you got a five-head. I bet you don’t even have dreams…you have movies…I should snatch that leather wig off your head with them suede side burns.
:D

The Scene with Craig and Pinky in Next Friday. My nine year old does the tv version all the time for me. He is so dramatic.

Or how about when he sings: "You'll never find.....a hairline like mine...."

Coming to america
Aresenio "Freeze you disease rhinoceros peasant"

Roll Bounce.....

That Boy got Stretchy Pants
That Boy Got Stretchy Pants

Friday

Mrs. Jones: Craig, you know what your problem is? You have no game.
Craig Jones: What do you know about game? I got ALL the game.
Mrs. Jones: Now your father... he has game.
Mr. Jones: [coming out of the bathroom] Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window.
Craig Jones: You call that game?

Smokey: Remember it ,Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fcuk.

Smokey: I got mind control over Deebo. He b like "shut the f**k up". I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again.

Mommy Dearest.......
Joan Crawford:Nooooooo! Wirrreeeeeee! Hangerssssssss!!!!!!!!

Harlem Nights.........

Della Reese: "I got my mouth all set for orange juice and there's only a swallow in the container."

Redd Fox: "Well swallow it and shut the f**k up!"


Office Space

Office Space

Peter: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Bob: Don't... don't care?
Peter: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime; so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now.
Bob: I beg your pardon?
Peter: Eight bosses.
Bob: Eight?
Peter: Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled; that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

Trading Places (1983)

Mommy Dearest.......
Joan Crawford: Nooooooo! Wirrreeeeeee! Hangerssssssss!!!!!!!!

Harlem Nights.........
Bennie: You betta watch it quick you fu@kin' with a heavyweight!

Vera: Uh-Uhhhh! You done accused me of stealin' and the only thing I'm
stealin' tonight is your face! :D

Love Jones........
Nina: It was like his (:p ) was talkin' to me.......
Josie: For reaaaaalllllll, what it say! :D

Darius: You stompin' up and down this block like someone stole your fu@kin'
bike! :o

Love and Basketball.........
Quincy: Who you going to the dance with Spaulding? :eek:

Shawnee: Damn girl I didn't know nike made dresses :D

I love this!

The Cosby Show"

Clair: Let me tell you somthin', Elvin. I am not serving Dr. Huxtable, okay?

Elvin: Okay.

Clair: That's the kinda thing that goes on in a restaraunt. Now I'm gonna bring him a cup of coffee just he brought me a cup of coffee this morning, and that, young man, is what marriage is made of. It is give and take, fifty fifty. And if you don't get it together,and drop these mach attitudes, you are never gonna have anybody bringin' you anythinganywhereanyplaceanytime, EVER! Now, what would you like in your coffee?

Elvin: Maybe I could get you some coffee.

Okay, movies.

Uptown Saturday Night:
Harry Belafonte as Geechie Dan: "I'm gon' check you out good. And if you ain't clean, I'm coming back here and pick up yo liver!"

"Of course if you lyin', the undertaker gon' visit yo relative."

Lilo and Stitch--The big sister says, "At least a rabbit would behave better than you!

Lilo says--"Good. You like it cuz it's stinky like you!
Her sister says, "GO TO YOUR ROOOMM!!!!"
Lilo says "I'M ALREADY IN MY ROOM!"

Then they both put pillows over their faces and scream. Too funny!

A Piece of the Action
Ms. Thomas to Barbara (Sheryl Lee Ralph)-"You have the attention span of a five year old."

Barbara: Time!

Ms. Thomas: What?

Barbara: Time out! Bad mouthin' me about my attention span. I been payin' attention, that's what's wrong. I paid enuff attention to know what's hap-nin'. What's happening is bulls---!...I paid enuff attention to peep yo game, Ms. Thomas.
Ms. Thomas: I beg your pardon?

Barbara: You ain't deaf! I said if we all get jobs, it will blow your game! Yeah, game....
What's happening is I can recognize a poverty pimp when I see one. Now you work hard at your job of helping underprivileged niggas: can you do the work? are you dependable? Isht! Can you do the work? Now you take that back wit yo' tight a$$ back to your 'first-negro-on-my-block neighborhood, and your electric vibrator."

Ms. Thomas(crying): You not gonna get me on no middle class guilt. I went to school, Barbara. I put in my time and I paid my dues! I went to school, Barbara. It was hard work!

Barbara: My a$$ bleeds for you....Now what you need is a man, or somethin'. Whatever gets you through the night!

Ms. Thomas(still crying): That's a terrible thing to say to me. Even to imply such untruth. It's so unfaiirrrr (crying).

Barbara: Oh, you mean like talking about somebody's attention span?

Classic. Just classic.

One of my favorite movies is Brown Sugar:


"I'm tryin' to order the most expensive bottle of champagne, cuz' we're bout to celebrate..we're gonna' celebrate what? *taps glass* my di-VORCE! How about that? Oh and some pork chops"

I act out this entire scene every time, lol.

In the Heat of the Night.....

Gillespie: Well, you're pretty sure of yourself, ain't you, Virgil. Virgil, that's a
funny name for a nigger boy to come from Philadelphia. What do
they call you up there?

Virgil: They callllllllllllll me Mister Tibbs!

Set it Off......

Frankie: Cleo, you go to survey the line for the COW.
Cleo: COW? There's gonna be a cow up in there?

Stony: [sighs] ... Stop smoking weed.

New Jack City.......

Nino Brown: I mean, c'mon, let's kick the ballistics here: Ain't no Uzi's made in Harlem. Not one of us in here owns a poppy field. This thing is bigger than Nino Brown. This is big business. This is the American way.


Deep Cover.......

John:

So gather around..... as I run it down… and unravel my pedigree.

So the whole game had been a joke… a joke on me. I was a fool. I'd been turned out like a two dollar ho. Used... abused...but with no towel...and no kiss.

You know the jungle creed...say that the strongest feed on any prey it can...and I was branded beast at every feast...before I ever became a man.

Want to know what a sin is? A sin's ending up like that girl where junkies prowl, where the tigers growl...in search of that much-needed blow. Where winos cringe on a canned-heat binge...and find their graves in the snow.

President of Exchange: [Randolph Duke has just collapsed with shock] Mortimer, your brother is not well. We better call an ambulance.
Mortimer Duke: $*&% him! Now, you listen to me! I want trading reopened right now. Get those brokers back in here! Turn those machines back on!
[shouts]
Mortimer Duke: Turn those machines back on!

Imitation of Life

One of my newest fave movie quotes. From Black Snake Moan.

Moses:"I' m ma suffer you. You gone mind me".

I think me and my friends were saying that dang quote all week after see saw that movie.

Rome...a guilty pleasure
 

Atia (walks to the front): Let's get this little charade on the road.
Octavian's wife: I don't mind really but it is I that should go first.
Atia (looks at the Octavian's wife): I don't give a f@ck...I'll not let a vicious little trollop like you walk in front of me.
Octavian's wife: I'm sure you mean no disrespect.
Atia: Oh I know who you are...you're swearing right now that someday you'll destroy me. Remember far better women than you have sworn to do the same. Look for them now. (Atia remains first in line)

THE END

CTFU!!! I love that scene!

Coach Boone: Are your parents here?
Bertier: Yes
Boone: Good (nodding at Bertier's mama)
Boone: You take a good look at her. Cause once you step on that bus you ain't got your mama no more. You got your brothers on the team and you got your daddy. You know who your daddy is, doncha? Gary, if you want to play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you who your daddy is. Who's your daddy, Gary? Who's your daddy?
Bertier: You
Boone: And who's team is this, Gary? Is this your team? Or is this your daddy's team?
Bertier: Yours
Boone: Now get on the bus. Put on your jacket and then get on the bus.


--Remember the Titans

LMAO. I love that movie.

"Richard Lawson. Alright you sound educated."

Scene that still makes me LOL every time I see it.

From Soul Plane:

Cpt. Mack: Listen homie, I'ma take this here hooptie of yours up another thousand feet, catch me a slipstream, and we're gonna be there five minutes early...

Nashawn Wade: You're really gonna do that?

Cpt. Mack (after a pause) Naw, just [mess]in' with you.

I actually thought that movie deserved at least one laugh, and that scene was it.

"Oh that was SO disrespectful, you done hit me in my mouth with some goddam money!" ~ Big Boi in ATL the movie


I truly loved Big Boi in this movie. It was a completly different take on your stereotypical drug dealer.

Here are some movie lines I think are hilarious:

What's Love Got to Do with It

Tina (Singing): OUTHOUSE, HENHOUSE, SCHOOLHOUSE, CHURCH HOUSE...They call it NUTBUSH.. O NUTBUSH.. NUTBUSH CITY

IKE (cuts her off): Anna Mae what the hell was that... What's the matter, You forgot the words or somethin'.

Tina (replies flippantly): How could I forget the words IKE, I wrote the song.

IKE (as drugged up as he could be): YEAH! YOU WROTE THE GOTD*&N SONG AND NOW YOU CAN'T REMEMBER THE GOTD%$N WORDS!!

Mo' Funny movie quotes
 

I should have had my butt in class, however, here are a couple more scenes I found funny:

LIFE

Ray: We next Claude. We next. You a baseball man Claude. We on Deck!

Claude: On Deck for what Ray!

Ray: That "upper roooooom". You know that upper room they be singing about. The "upper roooooom where Jeee"

Claude: The "upper roooooom"

Ray: If you go before I do, I come to your funeral, I mo just bust in the Mutha&*%^* and go "the UPPER ROOOOOM"


TENACIOUS D: THE PICK OF DESTINY

The MC talking to JB and KG: Satan is not in a guitar pick, he's in your heart. He is that little voice in your mind that says "F*^ # YOU !!" to the people you hate.

Soul Plane (as they're trying to land the plane)

Mo'Nique: Now look I'm just here to find the little black box so I can wrap my big Black azz around it. Now if I have to ride that tiny, indestructible motherf***** 30,000 feet to safety, trust you'll hear a B!tch screaming 'hi ho silver'. Where's the box?!

Sommore: I don't give a f***, we goin to heaven with one last N**, N**** stay focused!

LMFAOOOO!

I know I shouldn't be watching a movie like Soul Plane but this line cracked me the hell up!

I love that scene

ha here's another rome guilty pleasure
when Titus Pullo takes octavian to a exspensive brothel he tells the madam " she'd better fcuk him like helen of troy with her arse on fire"
:eek: can you san my jaw hit the ground
or even better when Pullo slept with Cleopatra and couldn't keep his mouth shut, he comes back into the tent with vorenus and all vorenus says if you value your life you will never speak of this again

The Color Purple: "Mister...M-I-S-T-E-R, period"; "you sho is UGLY--muhahahahaha"; "you tol' Harpo to beat me....."; "you just a big ol' heffa-ha, ha, ha!"
School Daze: "....for the Gammas; good God-Yessssss....when I say Gamma, you say....."
The Lion King: "did she call me a pig.....they call me MR. PIG!!"; "Mufassa...oooohhhh....do it again!"
What's love gotta do with it: "you tryin to help Ike? Ike don't need no help!!"

The Godfather (I and II)
Clemenza: Leave the gun, take the cannoli...
Clemenza: Paulie? You won't see him around here no more...
Michael Coreleone: I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart! You broke my heart!
Don Vito Coreleone: I'll make him an offer he can't refuse...
Don Vito Coreleone: Never let anyone outside of the family know what you're thinking...
Appollonia: Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday...

The Untouchables
Jim Malone (Sean Connery): He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way!