from what i hear, when amil had her child and gained all that weight, she was no longer attractive and no longer wanted as a member of the roc-a-fella camp and is being replaced by...you ready for this...drumroll please...ANGIE MARTINEZ!

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her name is Alec Wek (sp?).

and while we're on the subject: R. Kelly? why does he get so much play? he cannot sing. he's straining; straining and singing are not the same thing. his songwriting skills? all i have to say on that is, "you remind me of my Jeep", "let's go half on a baby"...and this new song talkin' about let's get busy before i go upstate (ie. jail)??? omigod, anyone coulda written that. and sadly, some random person did http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

H-Town... Anyone remember them?

President Bush

Gansta' Boo, hell, all of Tripple-6

Ms. Cleo, unless her talent is being a FAKE

Every Saturday Night Live cast since Chris Farley died...

I love me some Passions too, but I agree! Es. Theresa--she is so overly dramatic ("Ehtan doesn't love me anymore...I don't want to live w/o him..." blah blah blah).

This is why I miss yall so much!! I hate being out of the mix.
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"If there is no struggle, there is no progress"--Frederick Douglass

Y'all are killin me and you bout' to get me in trouble cuz my man is sleep and i am trying not to laugh to loud.

I am totally feeling;

R-Kelly, r-cruelty on the ears!

Keith Sweat - -why is he sweatin he ain't doin no kind of hard work. I wouldn't even describe him as a singer, he is an anomaly. Science has yet to figure him out.

Usher, brother please, your momma forgot to shape your head for ya when you was born, then somebody forgot to show you how to sing. And when you open for Janet in concert please remember to hire a band that can actually play first. I shoulda came late.

Rosie Perez - highly over-rated in the choreography and dance department, okay mookie! Funny in white men can't jump though.

I must add

Cedric the non-entertainer, why am I hearin you?!

Spike Lee. He can direct but leave the intricate scriptwriting to professionals and the acting to Denzel (Jungle fever is a case in point "Yall's got the fever" Duh? how perceptive and well acted Spike! ugh and get off the damn MSG basketball court acting like an idiot and looking like a 4 eyed ant.

I am a Big general hospital fan so here is the booty roll call

First, the new Carly. The old one was off the hook she was amazing to watch and used to have me rollin. This new heffer can't hadly remember her lines half the time. Sonny is always jumping in to save her dumb butt (he is too delicious) Save me!

Next Jax, take a trip back down under. There was a good reason for the English exiling you to Australia. Old Brenda, nice body but abee abee abee that's all folks! Chloe, who the f- cares abot you in any way, be gone. New Lucky, again Jonathon Jackson was off the hook now this new guy is just killing me softly ugh. and Roy and his new love interest, go off and get together, get married but do it on somebody elses soap mine in only an hour and ya takin up valuable time that i could be watching Luke and Laura. Or that sexy a@@ Sonny, did I mention how fine he is? You know that boy is fine, did i mention he is fine?

** I have to give my boy Wil Smith props for Six degrees of seperation, the song just th two of us and the brain to marry that positive sf Jada Pinkett-Smith

Oh and LL's album with uh "I feel good, whoo, about candy." That whole album was "fresh" and I never quite got into rap...Oh while I am talkin about rap. Spinderella???? :rolleyes: Where are those evil stepsisters when you need em'

Waiter, check please!

I'm seriously lost. She forgot to shape his head? Is that some kind of code?

My new editions:

SHAQ- He needs to hang up his mic and stay away from all movie studios. Stick to the courts, Playboy.

Yet again Ray-J- Why? How? Please go away.

Posterboy- That cat from 106th and Park. He wasn't all that. Why was everyone on his cashews?

Rappers?- If they are a rapper repping the New Orleans Area they are on this list.

Dr. Dre- Stay behind the deck and away from the mic. The least he could do is write his own stuff.

Fabulous- The newest fake-thug rapper on the block. I'd probably paralyze this kid in a thumb wrestling match.

Pras- I heard that he is taking the Puff Daddy to P.Diddy name change to heart and is about to change his name to Wyclef.

DJ Clue- NEW JAY-Z!!! NEW DMX!!! CLUE....CLUE....CLUE!!!

Thats all I can think of now. Let me turn on the TV. I know that will give me a couple of pages worth of Un-talents.

What about that girl Tiffany from the BET countdown? What is her purpose? She's boring, stumbles over the words, and did I say boring?

I agree with adding Fabolous to the list. Although I like the "Can't deny it" hook taken from Tupac. His guest appearance on Lil' Mo, Mary J. Blige, and Jimmy Cozier makes me :mad:

And another thing, WHY must he spell his name in everybody's song. That just irks me. Especially today, when the radio station played the remixes featuring him back to back.

Funny shaped heads??
 

LOL! Raised in the South, I've heard of that one! ;) A baby's skull is soft, and mothers used to "shape" the baby's head (nothing harmful) to make sure their heads didn't turn out funny-shaped.

Now, every time I see Usher's head, I'll be thinking of this post. :D

You feelin me tickled pink!:D That is probably why he is always wearing some silly do-rag or hat. He know it and now you know it too. LOL.

I looked through this thread tho make sure I didn't double post, but

Vanity
Appolonia

I was looking at "The Last Dragon" one day and it was painful! Also, everytime I see "Purple Rain" it's equally as painful. I can't believe I used to LOVE that movie.... lawd have mercy, the eyes of a child.

Until I got high...??? WTF????
 

Mariah (sp?) How could anyone forget her, sure she can carry a tune, but who is dressing her in her niece's clothes???:eek:

Hey!!! I missed ya'll!!!! I must amend my dislike of City High because i amnow hooked on "5'5 with brown eyes.... Smile like the sunrise!"

And who said Keith Sweat? I really must be the only one who LOVES him!!!!!!!

Beautiful people, but untalented...
 

Shamar Moore (can not act!)
Angie Martinez (????)

i may catch some flak for this, but...

1. mary j. blige - i am absolutely amazed that she has remained successful in the music business for so long. she sounds horrible on her records and absolutely horrible in person.

2. whitney houston - girlfriend needs to stick to singing and leave the acting alone.

3. keith sweat - he sounds like a dog in heat when singing. if he can get a deal, i know i can get one.

Stillwater, i thought i was the only one. Mary J is sad in person. if you can't perform live what's the point?
her and R. Kelly, i just don't get it:confused:

Don't get TALENT and poor fashion sense confused!

Mariah DOES have talent. She CAN SING, WRITE, AND PRODUCE! How many people can say that? Not too many. Plus, she was doing this BEFORE she made it "big" OR married Tommy Matola.

Many people can SING and THAT'S IT! As ONE example, WHITNEY just started producing, (I don't know about writing) with that Body Guard soundtrack. And I think with that, she was one of the Exec. Producers, which basically "brings in" ALL of the producers to work on a project. However, it was LATE in her career.

Mariah is just a CONFUSED person. She has some REAL issues going on with her.

I don't agree with what she chooses to wear, but that's her call.

Yet, no one can take away the fact that she has "penned" some great tunes.

Remember, in the music business, you make MORE money writing THAN singing! :D ;)

Shemar Moore - i know i might step on some toes, but baby can NOT act!! it might be nice to look at, but when that chile opens up his mouth, i shudder!

all of the people on mtv's spyder games!! [/B][/QUOTE]




Amen walls!! Okay, Shomar is not a great actor...I can't say I could do better, but I'm not the one in the spotlight. I don't know what's worse, his acting...or his dancing and "hip act" on Soul Train. His grill is a mess...I can't get pass that. Don't like to talk about folks (especially a brutha) but, sweetie needs those invisible braces.
Spyder games...uh, the cast of the Real World can "act" better than those folks.

I had to search and Search and SEARCH for this one, I remembered it from when I used to frequent before...and I know that MRS. MODERATOR IDEAL08 would have merged them had I posted a new one!!!!http://www.clicksmilies.com/sammlung.../lachen003.gif

ANYWAY...I have had a FEW people get on my LAST nerve lately and I wanted to add them to this list.

#5 Anna Nicole Smith (HC this show is still on?)

#4 Ashanti (HC I can't get a record deal?)

#3 Michael Blackson (a comedian that is on Comicview from time to time

#2 This new cat that is on Sportscenter, I think he plays basketball, I don't know his name...but he is HORRIBLE!!! I really want to go through the television and tell these people that I could do a better job commentating than him!

#1 Sway...Did ANYONE see his documentary on Jam Master Jay? His interview with Ja-Rule and with the guy from Aerosmith were so FRICKIN pointless that I was talking back to the television. WHY OH WHY was Ja-Rule even on there? He acted like he really didn't know him that well, did they pull Ja off the damn street somewhere, was he in the neighborhood? Hell, I was once on a plane with Ray Lewis (My third in line baby-daddy), but that doesn't give my insight to get on television and talk about him!!!

Beyonce's sister Solonge- That child cannot sing and she's ugly too! She is completely opposite of her sister.:eek:

A question on #2 -- are you talking about lil' Tim Hardaway or tall, skinny Sean Elliott?
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I know I'm about to get gunned.....but anyway

(SOME on this list can dance but they are not an un-talent but a part-talent.)

1. JLO ---CAN NOT SING!!!!!!!!

2. JANET JACKSON ----CAN NOT SING!!!!!!

3. ASHANTI CAN NOT SING!!!!!!!!!!!

4. KHIA CAN NOT RAP!!!!!

5. Ja- Rule (may retract this statement later he is just egotistical)

6.Bobby Brown

7. TRINA is pretty BUT SHE CAN NOT RAP!!!!!

It's so obvious sex sells.
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that dam Wayne Brady!:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Sway on MTV has no talent but that's not all. There's two other VJ's on MTV that needs to get the boot. One of them goes by the name "LaLa." She has an irritating voice like Trina (who has no talent also.) Usually there's a guy that host shows with LaLa but his name escapes me. Can we say no talent and no interviewing skills whatsoever?

Ashanti has no talent. But hey you gotta give it to her, she whines, rocks from side to side, and touches her hair regularly. It takes a whole lotta eye hand coordination for that huh. :rolleyes:

Lisa Raye, no talent and no need for explanation with her heavy monotone voice with the country flair. All I got to say is Player's Club. :mad:

The guy's name is DJ Clue. He has no speaking abilities neither. He needs to stick with playing music and making mix tapes and cd's.

NO NO MORE CLUE MIX TAPES. I CAN"T STAND HIM.

Why come I can't hear the damn song?
Why come all I can hear is "DJ ClUE! ILLUMINATI! DESERT STORM!" on the song?
WHY COME HE BELONGS ON THE UNTALENT LIST FA SHO!

Maybe that's why I never bothered to actually purchase any of his tapes and cd's. LOL!! I forgot all about that.

I also love this show - for some reason. But dang, how many times can multiple characters say "... the wo(man) that I love..." It seems like it is evry other line.
"oh my gosh, the man that i love brushed is har"
"the woman i love is awake"
and so on...:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

The acting is pretty horrible. As far as un-talent - someone's probably said this but:
"IT'S MURDA"
I am just getting too tired of the Murda Inc crew. Must Ashanti be in 6 out of 10 songs on a countdown??

Also, I agree with whomever said DJ Clue. Funkmaster Flex is in the same category - must they yell on all my downloads (that I shouldn't even have:D)

Simply said.... Blackstreet.