....it's okay that this is not your real car because this is not my real hair!

they both started laughing because he knew she was lying...how could it be fake? he thought in the back of his mind while rubbing her hair.

Take you to the Ice Cream Parlor and get us some Ice Cream so we could sit and I could get to know you a little better. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif She replied ...

but then, the track slipped out. that's when he realized that her ghetto butt put her weave in with bobby pins. so he...

... pulled out a business card that read, "TYRONE'S WIGS & WEAVES." He handed it to her and said ...

he said if you ever want some REAL weave, please give me a call. i will even throw in the glue fo free. just then her cell phone ranged; it was the SOCK boy. He told her the he wanted to explain to her why he had the sock in his pants. he said that.....

he was using it to train his "lefty" more toward the center so that his GIRLFRIEND would enjoy their evenings more. SO she was like "Girlfriend? So what in the world are you doing trying to hook up with me?" She hung up in his face, but he called right back and said...

"But Baby Girl...I think you're the one.. I wanna make you my wifey...." She wasn't about to take off her letters to correct this brother, so she....



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Stated, In her highly Intelligent tone, "Wifey?!?!?!...I do not think that is possible (keeping the ashy feet and sandals in mind) maybe we...

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...got off on the wrong FOOT! I'll tell you what; why don't you rent us a silly comedy, and I'll cook dinner for us tonight! You can explain that sock comedy when you come over tonight. And by the way, do you have a nickname? I really don't like the name "Tyrone"-Erika screwed that up for yall!...

Here's my CVS extra value card...go get some lotion and call me in the morning...just as his ashy feet got in the car, her hatin a$$ friends pulled up in their Gremlin, they said

"Hey gurl! Oh hell naw! Was that that ashy a$$ brotha from around tha corna!? Did ya'll hook up? What's up with that ish?" She looked at her friends and said...

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I got better taste than that but you babies daddies need to.........

"you babies daddies need to....nevermind", she said as she rolled her eyes, thinking about how good the polka dotted popsicle would taste right now. "Anyway, what yall been up to?" she said, "And why do yall have that big a$$ smirk on yallz face...

"And why do yall have that big a$$ smirk on yallz face...", I wondered as I glanced down at the four spare donut tires on the Gremlin. "Cuz gurl.." Boomqueisha said as primped her platinum wig, "...there's some freaky man staring at us from behind the bushes...what the hell is he doing holding a sock?"

She turned around and there was Sock Boy, peeping from behind a bush down the street. Damn! she thought. So she...

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He said "No, but I wouldn't mind being called BIG DADDY, cuz' I've got it like that." She wouldn't comply to such a nickname and again ended the conversation... Ashy foot had gotten pretty resltess and asked her what was the deal? She looked at him in disgust, from head to FOOT and said,

(Comedy break: Ok ya'll, I'm LOL! LOL! @ the ashy feet and Boomqueisha!!!)

quickly pinned her weave back in, ran across the street to the nearest payphone (cuz Tyrone had left her in the middle of nowhere)and called ...


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Her sister because she felt stupid as H*** that he called her out about her weave when she tried to joke him about his ashy feet and "Momma Shirley's" car. The phone rung, her sister picked it up, then she said,"...

Girl, what have I told you about callin' me when President Clinton is over here, and we're playin' Foxy Brown and the naughty politician.

I just slipped on the blue dress. I'll ask momma to pick you up when she gets home from...

From her appointment with Hair Doctor and she is coming back with a.........

[quote]Originally posted by sphinxpoet:
[b] (Sorry...comedy break pt II. ROFLMAO)

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[quote]Originally posted by sphinxpoet:

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From her appointment with Hair Doctor and she is coming back with a.........

A new hair infusion with the colors red, white, and blue to match her outfit for the barbeque on Wednesday.

When she comes, I'll have her to...

come and get you. So stay put and whatever you do, don't...


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Tell mama I've got the Prez. ova hure, cuz you KNOW she be straight trippin'... I tol' her I am tryin' to get MINES!!!


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And when you get in the car, DON'T laugh at that GHETTO-FABULOUS hair DON'T! Do not be surprised if it is at least 3 feet high, stacked, with waterfalls.

Just get in the car and....

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don't you bring Boomqueshia's crazy azz over here cuz you know I can't stand her! I don't know WHY you hanging wit' her anyways, remember the last last time she and I were in the same room together a fight broke out because...

she drank the last of the red kool-aid and put the empty pitcher back in the refrigerator.....

with red lipstick around the rim, and you know that's the nastiest mess ever!

Anyway, momma's gonna be driving the dark blue nova that the guy from the lounge let's her use on the weekends. You know it smells like HI-KARATE cologne, so I hope you didn't eat nothing, and I hope...

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But before I get my spiked heels all messed up, I will.....

Girl you know I just found out that Sheniqua and Laquita was caught in the cut with trickin with two dudes ... those nasty a** pigeons-in-training friends or yours...

Hol' up!, hol' up!!, hol' up!!! Why dey gotta be trickin'?!!! I ain't gonna let you say just any old thing about Quita, okaaaay? She my play godsister.

~~~CLOSING NIGHTMARE SEQUENCE~~~

The very beautiful young lady awoke from her slumber... fearful from the nightmare that she'd just experienced... All of the Ghetto-Fabulousness had her pretty head quite shaken. Men with SOCKS in their pants (??), Sheniquias, BoomQueshias, Tyrones with ashy feet -- it had all been far too much for her mind to handle, and she awoke feeling quite nauseated and dizzy. She sat up in her King sized bed wishing that she could get rid of the Ghetto images that were in her mind, but just couldn't... She decided to take a look in the mirror, to ease her nerves. Plus, she wasn't sure if maybe the nightmare was real, and she'd have on a blonde wig with purple streaks.
But she looked in her full length mirror with a sigh of relief as she witnessed the quiet, unalarming, comely beauty that she was...

AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!


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you've got enough GOOD SENSE to keep your mouth shut about the president!! I aint playin' I will KICK YO' BROWN azz if you tell her!!