Re: Re: WHUT THEE HEEEZY???
 

I had to open up a new browser instead of clicking to get the link to work for some reason.

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Body piercing and tattoos make way -- the latest fashion trend to hit the Netherlands is eyeball jewellery.


Dutch eye surgeons have implanted tiny pieces of jewellery called "JewelEye" in the mucous membrane of the eyes of six women and one man in cosmetic surgery pioneered by an ophthalmic surgery research and development institute in Rotterdam.


The procedure involves inserting a 3.5 mm (0.13 inch) wide piece of specially developed jewellery -- the range includes a glittering half-moon or heart -- into the eye's mucous membrane under local anaesthetic at a cost of 500 to 1,000 euros (270 to 540 pounds).

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...r809895955.jpg
Jannemiek Sonneveld, 27, turns her left eye to show the latest thing in body fashion, the Jewel Eye, in her hometown Driebergen, the Netherlands April 7, 2004. The eye jewel, made of platinum and available in the shape of a heart, a star or circle, is implanted under the cornea of the eye and is not visible unless the eye is turned. The procedure costs 500 euros. REUTERS/Michael Kooren

~~Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii It is enough for me to put my contact lenses in.~~

Thanks CT4!

I'm with you, contacts is the furthest I will go. That almost looks like fake. Like someone added that with the computer. What's the purpose of it? But I guess people say the same thing about tatoos :confused:

http://edition.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/...reut/index.html

Pregnant Mexican woman used a knife to perform a C-section. The babyperson, a boy, was healthy.

OH...MY...GOODNESS!

Thief Returns Car After 'Texting' Apology
Thu Apr 8,11:17 AM ET Add Strange News - AP to My Yahoo!



SYDNEY, Australia - A distraught woman used cell phone text messages to persuade a thief to return her car.

Lee Alaban, 34, of Port Macquarie had her Holden Commodore sedan stolen while she was at work on March 30, The Daily Telegraph newspaper reported Wednesday.


Her 13-year-old son's cell phone was in the car, so Alaban sent text messages to the thief. She explained that the car was a gift from her father shortly before he died and that presents for her son's birthday, which was on the following day, were in its trunk.


"We exchanged a number of text messages," Alaban told the newspaper. "He started apologizing and I felt I was getting through. Next thing, I got this text saying he will return the car."

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...tant_car_thief

Ain't technology grand?????? It's a low-tech LowJack

14-Year-Old Arrested For "Redneck Club" Initiation

POSTED: 6:37 am EDT April 8, 2004
UPDATED: 3:10 pm EDT April 8, 2004

WEIRD PHOTOS: News Of The Strange Slideshow

LAKE COUNTY, Fla. -- A 14-year-old is facing felony charges after investigators say a club initiation on two young brothers went too far. The attack happened in a rural part of Lake County, near Clermont.

Detectives say the unthinkable happened in the woods, on a dirty, moldy mattress on top of a flatbed truck.

"If you want to be part of the Redneck Club, this is an act that had to be committed," explains Lt. Todd Luce, Lake County Sheriff's Office.

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0408/2984849.jpg

http://www.wftv.com/news/2984846/detail.html

Okay now really, what is going on when you are in the house and don't know your child is burning people or and this is killing me holding a knife on CHILDREN making them perform sex acts on each other? This is just a hot mess and maybe I need a longer nap but what does any of what that little criminal made them do have to do with being a redneck.

That kid doesn't look right in the head.

I hear that. He maybe looks like he took some crystal meth or something.
:confused:

Children on Easter Egg Hunt Find Guns
Sat Apr 10,11:24 PM ET Add Strange News - AP to My Yahoo!


FLINT, Mich. - A group of children hunting for Easter eggs Saturday during a church event found two loaded handguns outside an elementary school.


Flint police said officers were called to the scene and also recovered a BB gun and a broken toy gun on the grounds of Gundry Elementary School. No one was injured, Sgt. Michael Coote said.

One of the guns discharged when it was dropped, according to a police report, but it was unclear who dropped it.


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...layground_guns

Eyeball jewelry?!?! :eek: What happened to wearing good ole fashion colored contacts if you want your eyes to "sparkle"? :confused:

Jaysis Jaysis Jaysis
 

:eek:

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...055328,00.html

Vietnamese teenage boy arrested for allegedly helping his mother remove his father's manhood.
:eek: :o :eek: :o :mad:

Re: Jaysis Jaysis Jaysis
 

I have not even read the article yet but I am over here LMAO LMAO LMAO. Is the boy whose daddy took away his PS2 privileges?

Re: Re: Jaysis Jaysis Jaysis
 

Naaw. This boy was defending his Mom because Daddy was skanking out.
:p

Re: Jaysis Jaysis Jaysis
 

This boy needs his natural azz whupped!! The father's behavior was foul, true enough, but WTH -- you do not go ginzu on dad's unit!!

Re: Re: Re: Jaysis Jaysis Jaysis
 

Yeah I caught up on my reading. Oh well; he shouldn't have cheated.

Re: Re: Jaysis Jaysis Jaysis
 

There is a gospel song that says, If I can't say a word, I'll just wave my hands. . . .


If I can't say a word, I'll just wave my knives

http://www.asiincentives.com/images/0904.jpg




:D :D :D :D :D

Re: Jaysis Jaysis Jaysis
 

The 53-year-old man was taken to hospital too late to reattach his penis.

DAYUM:eek: :eek:

Re: Re: Jaysis Jaysis Jaysis
 

CTFU at "ginzu on dad's unit". Makes me want to avoid Bennihanna:p

...yall ain't been the same since that daggone Lorena Bobbitt :eek:

make a brother long for the days when all you had worry about was hot grits comin' at ya. :rolleyes:

Now that's going way back, bringing in Mary Woodson and the Rev. Al Green. I remember that grits incident. :p

I remember reading about it in school. :p

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-001.gif


But, um...for the record I'm anti-peter snipping. Not right....not right.

I mean, what happened to a good ole fashioned behind-whupping...keying his car...putting something in his food. You know, the classics. http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-022.gif


ETA: I should proofread...did I spell that right? lol

And when you're done with the "abaici protocol" listed above, take his butt to court and take him for every dime. Take the stuff you don't want and sell it at a love gone bad yard sale, ala Angela Basset in Wating to Exhale.:D

*hijack*
Butt-whupping? ...so you'd actually date a dude you could put in a headlock, abaici? :D

but, I can almost half-way feel you on this. I dated a sista who was a deputy sheriff -- fine and carries a guvment'-issued 9mm. But in the back of my mind I was like, "da*m, if something jumps off, she could probably beat down her half of the room better than I could mine." :eek:

*end hijack*

*hijack continued*

No...but one should never underestimate adrenaline. Also, I come from a line of women who are known to throw things, put a "root" on you, or just change locks (if need be).

**I'm actually pretty laid-back, but when you get me mad... Let's just say, that I wouldn't mess with me if I were you.***

Tamale Chef Kills Friend, Cooks Him
Thu Apr 22, 9:55 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!

MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican cook killed his drinking buddy, cut up his body and boiled him in herbs, according to police who fear he may have been turning him into tamales.


Prosecutors said on Wednesday they had arrested Carlos Machuca, a tamale-maker, at his home in the western city of Morelia on Tuesday, after receiving an anonymous phone tip.


Officers found a man's mutilated corpse in the living room and body parts simmering in aluminum saucepans on the patio, state prosecutors told Reuters. http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-026.gifhttp://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-026.gif


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../od_nm/cook_dc

Marijuana Plants Found Growing At Day Care Center

POSTED: 6:14 am EDT May 3, 2004

FORT MYERS, Fla. -- Authorities in the Fort Myers area are looking for the operator of a local day-care center, now that some marijuana plants were found growing out back.

Lee County deputies say they initially went to Cynthia Boesenberg's house to find someone who was wanted on felony warrants. But they discovered several marijuana plants growing in her back yard.


http://www.wftv.com/news/3261771/det...005032004&ts=H

Why the daycare story remind me of my ex??? HIm and his friend tried to grow some weed in his grandma bathroom when they were younger *LOL*

I know it's not funny but why did i bust out laughin at the tamale story?!? Y'all I love me some hot tamales, but that story was funny to me. I"m in the computer lab and people lookin at me like i got the virus cuz my @ss just bust up laughin. I always heard the cat and dog jokes, but humans :rolleyes:

I cant believe that lady had her own c-section...talk about takin ur health in ur own hands.

Call me crazy but...I think the eye jewelry is cute. I pop my contacts in and out in a flash. I wonder how much it cost in american money and what are the side effects...

Coaches in Hot Water Over 'Crybaby' Award
 

The coaches of a middle school basketball team who humiliated one of their players by giving him a "crybaby award" will likely face disciplinary action from district officials.

http://kyw.com/Local%20News/local_story_125232235.html

I wasn't sure if this was the correct place to post it, but this was the closest thread I could find that was appropriate

Re: Coaches in Hot Water Over 'Crybaby' Award
 

I'm sorry but that was too funny. A "crybaby award!" Not that the trophy had a baby on top of it. That is funny. Yeah, it was poor judgment on the coach's part and I am sure the child and his parents were humiliated. Anyone who has ever worked with kids can relate to how the coach felt, we just have enough common sense not to follow through on some of our "revenge" fantasies.

Computer Glitch Gives Out Free Gasoline
 

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...fe_st/free_gas

PITTSFIELD TOWNSHIP, Mich. - You can pump, but you can't hide. Some motorists in Michigan have found out the hard way that you can't just gas and go.



They discovered that because of a computer glitch they could swipe their drivers' licenses instead of credit cards to gas up for free at the pumps outside the Meijer chain.

Re: Coaches in Hot Water Over 'Crybaby' Award
 

This happened in my community. I know that father, he's an very good friend of mine!!!!! The coach in question might get fired.

Re: Computer Glitch Gives Out Free Gasoline
 

I heard about this on the news this morning. Hubby and were :eek: at the people who are going to get caught because of this. Didn't they know that since it's a computer that it would hold all of their info, thus helping the police catch them?? :confused:

Laboratory creates babypeople
 

http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/05/05....ap/index.html

Chicago laboratory creates five healthy babypeople to serve as donors for their brothers and sisters, who are ill. I have really mixed feelings about this.

Interesting quote:
"Of all the reasons people have babies, this would seem to be a wonderful reason. Most reasons are either mindless sex or selfish reasons."
-- Norman Fost, University of Wisconsin medical ethicist

Re: Re: Computer Glitch Gives Out Free Gasoline
 

Those people were too stupid to actually use their real driver's licenses. I could see using a library card or something that isn't as advanced. But your license...they should've known the law would catch up with that. You know folks were probably driving down from Detroit to go to that gas station too..."hey man, I got the hook up on gas..."

Re: Re: Re: Computer Glitch Gives Out Free Gasoline
 

You know they were! Folks were probably coming from the East and West sides out of the woodworks! lol

Re: Computer Glitch Gives Out Free Gasoline
 

lol i would have swiped another card so i couldnt be traced

well damn somebody just said that bout 2 posts up...sorry

Nasty s**t
 

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click...5B223&set_id=1

Man discusses what cooked human manhood tastes like...:mad: :eek: :o