My own mother told me that I had hips that were built to give birth.

:rolleyes:

One of my students (5th grade) told me that I was his 3rd (not 1st or 2nd...but 3rd) favorite teacher...I was like...is that a compliment? And he said, "well...really, you are my 3rd favorite THING." I was really confused then...but he added more, "you are my third favorite thing because my parents are my favorite teacher and thing; books are my second favorite teacher and thing; and then you are third."

Coming in third to parents and books is A-OKAY in my book! He kept me smiling for the rest of the day. :D :D :D

heard a few days ago from one of my students:
"No, really, I like your class. It's the only one I have to stay awake in every day, or I'd get an even worse grade."

Was told I look like Jude Law. :mad:

WTF is so bad about that? Jude Law is fiiiiinnnneee.

My drunk friend once told me I look like Hilary Duff. Those of you who have seen pictures of me know that I look, uh, nothing like Hilary Duff.

I have been told "You give good phone." I think that's the same thing, because a producer friend of mine wants me to do a voice over in his next movie (cross fingers that it's bought!).