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I'm a little late on this one.
DO NOT ask me, "Is all that your real hair?" Why do you care? Wanna be like moi?? DO NOT ask me for my phone number and say that your name is "Bob," then when I write it down you say that your name is really "Derek." DO NOT ask me for my number and hand me a sheet of paper w/another chick's name and number already on the paper. (This really happened to me. LOL) DO NOT ask me for my number if you are old or married (or both). DO NOT ask me if my mom is white. (This has happened a few times.) If I am trying to make a left turn in an intersection and the light is yellow DO NOT slow down in the next lane hanging out of the window to speak to me!! I'm thinking "accident!" DO NOT tell me that I:
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DO NOT sleep on the INCH HIGH PRIVATE EYE!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/cool.gif[/B][/QUOTE] Because she is always on the case! Stay cool everyone... |
I just heard this on the radio today ya'll....
DO NOT ADVERTISE YOUR CLUB AS A NIGHTSPOT FOR THE CLASSY CROWD....AND THEN SAY THERE IS A $1500 SHAKE IT FAST CONTEST AT THE CLUB THAT NIGHT. 'WHAT THE ?!?!" |
DO NOT - ask me if I am dating a certain person, frown when I say 'yes', and ask me "Damn, how did Y'ALL get together?"... But then turn right around and say "I would holla at him though."
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Give me advice on how to gain weight, especially since I DIDN'T ASK YOU!!!!! |
DO NOT name you child after some hip hop artist just because you think it's cute!!!! This is a true story one of my clients actually named her newborn baby boy JADAKISS. Ya'll know him the cat from The Lox. Now what type of HOT MESS is that? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif
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ROFLMAO @ that tacky tacky name. My former roomate in college had a brother who had a biracial DAUGHTER that he named OSHEA after the RAPPER ICE CUBE. My friend's mom was so pissed when she realized what he did to the little girl. Watch I bet you we have a whole slew of little girls being named EVE in the next 4-5 years although that is definitely a wholesome name but we know it is named for the rapper. DO NOT NAME YO BABIES some GHETTO FABU NAME JUST BECAUSE YOU HEARD IT IN A SONG, MOVIE, BOOK, etc. Don't name your baby Jaguar when the only thing you have is a BUS PASS!!! |
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also, working in the pharmacy, we see ALL types of names on Rx's/medicaid cards...some of the ones that stick out are Andromeda (isn't that a galaxy?) Ixnorzirilda (sounds like godzilla's cousin, but when she says it--you know I asked her to pronounce it--it sounds like she says "It snores gorilla" Taryntula (I know she spelled it kinda funny, but wouldn't that be sounded out like Tarantula the spider?) Yes, I too have seen at LEAST 2 Jadakiss's, and recently a Beyonce' (newborn of course, poor child!) |
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Some parents need a swift kick up their @$$ for the things they do to their kids. One of my students has a daughter named Takeyzzeona (Ta KEY ZEE ONN A) Yup!! Then she told me when she graduates (mind you she comes to school maybe once a month) she is going to go to Tuskegee and open up a salon named Takeyzzeona's Place http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif |
I worked in the school system and have seen twins:
Orangejello and Lemonjello (no joking!) after mom's favorite snack. And one Eureka. |
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Y'all 'bout to et me fired up in here!!
Here is m $19.13 worth... DO NOT... ...try to get my attention by yelling "hey lihght skin", "hey red", "hey light bright". It is not cute. ...try to get my attention by yelling "hey white girl" or singing "Jungle Fever" at me. (It has happened.) I understand I am very light but DAMN! This nose, these lips, this hair... if you can't spot your own you need to do some research on the African Diaspora right quick. (And if you were looking to chase a white girl, she can have ya- I won't miss you in the least, catch my drfit?) ...Ask me what I do and get bent out of shape when I say I am an attorney like I am trying to make you feel bad. If you are intimidated by a successful, educated sister, those are your issues, not mine. ...it's been said before, but I'll say it again- ask me what A E O stands for! ...(particularly men) when I am walking throug a crowd ( apicnic, a club, a party- whatever) DO NOT take it upon your self to start stroking my hair. Yes it is the bomb but I don't know you, I am not big on the playing with the hair thing and I will cut you if you f--- up my do. ...accuse me of trying to be white because I am educated and well put together. What could be more ignorant than equating being BLACK with being DUMB! ...answer the question "what made you want to pledge xyz Sorority/Fraternity?" with "I loved the movie school daze." (And yes I have gottenthis answer.) ...think you are entitled to membership in my Sorority because you meet the minimum qualifications. ...ask me to write you a letter of recommendation for you to my Sorority because your cousin's sister's baby daddy's aunt knows me and told you I was a DELTA. I don't know you! ...get in the ten items or less line with 35 items. I might cut you some slack for 12 but 35? ...speak to me in ebonics or make up your own vocabulary and think I won't notice. ...try and holler at me as I am running to grab lunch out of a mouth full of gold teeth ehile you are chillin' in front of Lexington Market with your boys all day smoking weed and drinking forties. Did you think the rushed sister in the fly suit was feinin' to pick you up? Did you really? Whew! That's it for now. This list could keep going and going and going... |
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DO NOT: Wear shirts that reveal your assets, esp if they sag Act like you did me a favor by calling me Say you are gonna put it on me then you just lay there Talk to me like we're cool because you and my girl are tight Try to flirt when I am with wifey Squeeze into that size 6 but you are a 10 now Oh yeah-no dirty thongs (men) DO NOT Brag to me about how you "scoop mad chicks" but then your girl tells me you are wack Be a senior in college tryin to run game on a freshman Be a junior in college tryin to run game on a senior in high school Try to blame your girl for your visit to the clinic but you are the one creepin' Wear dirty wifebeaters ------------------ Many are called, many are chosen, but only a few are PHROZEN! |
I guess I will contribute also.
DO NOT try to talk to my girl while I am walking with her. DO NOT tell your man to try and intimidate me because you are not getting your work done and I had to discipline you. DO NOT expect to be my girl if you let me run the gamut of sexual positions on the first or even the second date. Trust me if we like you we will wait. DO NOT ask me to go downtown and not be willing to return the favor. DO NOT wear a wavecap all day long. That is just tacky. Ladies, DO NOT ask us if something fits. If you have to ask it probably doesn't. DO NOT get upset when I won't give you a ride in the opposite direction of where I am going. DO NOT try and shake my hand after you come out of the bathroom. I know you washed your hands and everything but its the principle of it all. DO NOT ask someone if your breath stinks. If you have to ask, it does. DO NOT wear pants that are so long you have to put a foot long cuff in them. Fellas, DO NOT wear pants that you have to pull up every 2 seconds. What is the point? Ladies, DO NOT wear sweatpants, a white thirt and Tims everyday. It looked kind of sexy the first time but c'mon. -Why is your beard so nappy? DO NOT get mad if I don't want to kiss you with your smelly @$$ breath. Pop a tic-tac and then holla at me. -How can someone look like a Kappa/Omega/Alpha/Sigma? I have heard this many times and each time it confuses me. DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT put Daytons on a Geo Metro. It does not look cool.In case you were wondering, We are not checking out your rims. We are trying to see the fool that put them on a Geo Metro. DO NOT touch my hair and say, "Do you got indian in your family?". For one it is Native American http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/wink.gif and two what the hell are you touching my hair for?(This has happened with random people on the street) -Why oh Why, is your trunk rattling? If I noticed it from two blocks away, I KNOW you can from two feet away. Fellas, DO NOT wear fur. Period. DO NOT get mad when I won't let you smoke in my car. Its bad enough I've got to ride with your smelly ass. Don't make the problem worse by giving me cancer. DO NOT stare at me. I wasn't even thinking about your old white ass until you started staring at me. -If you have been with someone for a year and have never met any of their family or friends, you are not the only one. DO NOT continue to say my name wrong after I have corrected you multiple times. It is not that difficult. Just sound it out. DO NOT hit my car and get mad when I call the cops because you have no insurance. Is that my fault? I can't think of anymore. [This message has been edited by KnowledgeEternal (edited April 06, 2001).] |
Wow, I really know how to clean out a room. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif
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DO NOT ask me if I need my glasses to see. I mean, really, WTF kinda question is that?? I'm wearing 'em, aren't I??
DO NOT comment on how messy Sparkle (my car) is when I'm giving you a ride. The sidewalk is messier, trust. DO NOT look at my friends' pictures on my desk and then ask for the hook-up. This is telecom, not match-maker. DO NOT speed up after I put my blinker on. DO NOT lie to me, and then badger me about how long it's going to take me to trust you again. Just another Manic Monday . . . |
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DO NOT ASK ME HOW MUCH MY BRAIDS COST and then whem I tell you, you reply I WOULD NOT HAVE PAID THAT MUCH!! Who the hell cares how much you would pay. YOU are not my mom, my man and since I make my own $$$ it is no skin off of your @$$. **flinging all my hair as I walk away** http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif [This message has been edited by CrimsonTide4 (edited April 09, 2001).] |
Here's a few more for ya'll
DO NOT Put gold fronts on the children! Go to the club when you are pregnant and showing (Men) Wear shirts that show your taco meat chest hair (Jocks) Walk around campus thinking your the POO when your record is 1-100 Pledge an auxillary group to a business fraternity |
Here's a few more for ya'll
DO NOT Put gold fronts on the children! Go to the club when you are pregnant and showing (Men) Wear shirts that show your taco meat chest hair (Jocks) Walk around campus thinking your the POO when your record is 1-100 Have a Lexus, wear the finest clothes but live in the projects Hate on me because I'm in college, and you could be too, but you would rather stand on the corner! Synamynn "To get something you've never gotten, do something you've never done" |
I couldn't resist.
Do not ask to stay w/ me for 2 weeks, and then give all kinds of reasons for why you can't leave for the next 6 months. Do not dirty up my toilet and leave the mess for someone else to clean out. Do not eat your fried chicken and then leave the bones on a NAPKIN on my counter! Do not let me leave for the weekend on Thursday, and come home on Sunday and find that the trash can is over-flowing. Do not call yourself finally moving out of my house, and leave your furniture. It is now mine. Do not let me open a closet that I LET YOU USE to find that a pile of dirty clothes that reaches from the ground up to my bosom. Yes, these all really happened. Moral of the story? NEVER LET YOUR SO-CALLED BEST FRIEND OF 5 YEARS LIVE W/ YOU!!! |
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DO NOT: PUT A BAND-AID ON THE ACRYLIC NAIL THAT "POPPED" OFF AND WALK AROUND LIKE THAT UNTIL YOUR NEXT REFILL, GET FIXED QUICKLY!!!
DO NOT: GO OUT LOOKING LIKE A SUPERMODEL AND YOUR KIDS LOOK LIKE SUPER-DUSTBUNNIES! DO NOT: COME TO WORK WITH STAINS ON YOUR CLOTHES THEN SAY, "DANG, I JUST SPILLED COFFEE ON MY SHIRT" DO NOT: CUT ME OFF IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC THEN WAVE TO ME. DO NOT: STOP BY MY OFFICE TO CHAT WHEN I HAVE A PHONE ON ONE EAR, A REPORT TO DO/ REVIEW AND I'M ALREADY TEN MINUTES LATE FOR A MEETING WITH MY VP, BECAUSE FOR WHAT EVER REASON "YOU DON'T HAVE ANY WORK TO DO" |
this is unresistable:
Do Not put an extra -ed on light skined-ed Do Not refer to people by their skintone-hey red, etc Do Not try to make my soror jealous by dancing up on me in the club Do Not scratch/adjust yourself and act like no one can see you and then try to touch me Do not answer your phone and hold a conversation in the movies DO NOT come to my house and pick up the remote and start changing channels, you don't know me like that DO NOT get in my car and start adjusting the air, turning the radio station, putting a tape in, letting the window down (it might be broken and i might not be able to get it back up)- your job is to ride do not touch the controls Do Not let your manish dog sniff my bootie-that's nasty Do not let your child play fight with me, he might take an L- i don't play with other people's kids Do not drink out of my bottle, can and then put it back like I'm going to drink after you Do not say if i had pledged i would have been a Delta-what should i say? ok my almost soror? Do not try to act we are on solid gold on the dance floor, drawing too much attention by rolling around on the floor, hunching the ground, or grinding on my leg Do not sound like prince when you oo-oop not aww-oop bring it down sorors Do not lick me bruhs that's nasty. Do not bite me bruhs Do not sexual inuendo about my sorority-you what's between the Delta and Theta? a Sigma That's not cute. Do not let the nastiest dude in the chapter work the grill at the bar-be-que Do not leave the potatoe salad outside in the hot sun all day and not expect someone to get food poisoned Do not leave the food uncovered so the folks(flies and ants) can get served first Do not let your babies go to the buffet alone, you might eat after your child but i don't want to let me stop and try to do some work |
this is unresistable:
Do Not put an extra -ed on light skined-ed Do Not refer to people by their skintone-hey red, etc Do Not try to make my soror jealous by dancing up on me in the club Do Not scratch/adjust yourself and act like no one can see you and then try to touch me Do not answer your phone and hold a conversation in the movies DO NOT come to my house and pick up the remote and start changing channels, you don't know me like that DO NOT get in my car and start adjusting the air, turning the radio station, putting a tape in, letting the window down (it might be broken and i might not be able to get it back up)- your job is to ride do not touch the controls Do Not let your manish dog sniff my bootie-that's nasty Do not let your child play fight with me, he might take an L- i don't play with other people's kids Do not drink out of my bottle, can and then put it back like I'm going to drink after you Do not say if i had pledged i would have been a Delta-what should i say? ok my almost soror? Do not try to act we are on solid gold on the dance floor, drawing too much attention by rolling around on the floor, hunching the ground, or grinding on my leg Do not sound like prince when you oo-oop not aww-oop bring it down sorors Do not lick me bruhs that's nasty. Do not bite me bruhs Do not sexual inuendo about my sorority-you what's between the Delta and Theta? a Sigma That's not cute. Do not let the nastiest dude in the chapter work the grill at the bar-be-que Do not leave the potatoe salad outside in the hot sun all day and not expect someone to get food poisoned Do not leave the food uncovered so the folks(flies and ants) can get served first Do not let your babies go to the buffet alone, you might eat after your child but i don't want to let me stop and try to do some work |
Yesterday was the first warm day this year in Charm City so here are some DO NOT's for the summer:
ladies.. do not think that just because a piece of clothing is made in your size that you should wear it do not forget a pedicure this spring/summer do not miss your hair appointments (esp for the touchups!) do not forget to shave your underarms do not leave the house w/o checking the side and rear views as well guys... do not wear your shirt opened to the waist do not wear socks w/ sandals do not forget to wear underwear to keep you from jangling all... do not forget deodorant/antiperspirant do not wear heavy pomades/oils in your hair that bake or run in the heat do not sport beachwear to work/the club/the movies/restaurants or anywhere but the beach and the park whew!! ------------------ MCCOYRED Mu Psi '86 BaltCo Alumnae Dynamic...Salient...Temperate...Since 1913 |
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For the ladies:
Do Not: -Try to put your ugly girlfriend that can't get a man off on me becuase you think I am a nice guy and I am now single. -Say "this is my first time doing this". You and I both know you have done this more times than you can remeber. -Say "I don't do x,y, or Z, and then we get down and you are like Vanessa Del Rio. -Think that I am your man just becuase I cooked you diner. -Talk to me on the phone for like 5 hours when you live in the same city. Come over! -Tell me about all the freaky stuff you did with your ex on the first date, and then get mad when I try to get a taste. -Get mad at me when I stare and you are half naked. -Think that you can sleep with more than one brother in the chapter and brothers won't know about it. -Stop hitting the brother off after you know you have him. The things you did to get him are the things you have to do to keep him. For the fellas: Do Not: -Act like just becuase she didn't talk to you she is stuck up or a lesbian. Maybe she is just having a bad day. -Do not tell your boy how good your girl is in bed, he will try to find out. -Assume that just becuase she hit you off on your first date, she is a ho. If she is a ho then what are you? -Say I want her to do x,y, or z and then when she asks you to do Y, you say I don't do that. -Assume that your sexual skills are the bomb, you may be good, but there is always someone bigger and better than you. -Not call her after you hit it the night before. That's some krass s^&t. -Try to sleep with your girl's freaky friend that she continually tells you about how many guys she is doing. MN |
ooooohhhhh,Im not saying names, but somebody has issues!!!! (MN) http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/tongue.gif
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Though almost all of my DO NOTS have been covered...
DO NOT use or even say "conversate" it is NOT a word. The word is "converse". DO NOT say "cut off the light" say instead, "turn off the light". DO NOT wear a scarf to work just because you need to have your weave re-done (seriously folks, especially at a major investment bank) True story! DO NOT wear the cheapest line of a particular designer (usually targeted to the Urban Market) with big, bold, letters all-over them. i.e. DKNY, Tommy, CHAPS, etc. Men, DO NOT wear cornrows, EVER!!!! DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT, buy counterfeit Gucci, Coach, or D&B bags, if ya can't afford the real thing, buy a less expensive brand. DO NOT make the mistake of thinking that Red Lobster is a real seafood restaurant. It is a nationwide franchise. DO NOT wear the tags on sneakers or you new "Timbos" DO NOT wear garrishly long, fake nails with ugly designs or money tips... Ok that's enough |
This is a HOT topic.....
Did anyone add DO NOT...Floss in expensive sandals with your ASHY FEET hanging off the back (girl get the next size) DO NOT...Stand at the BUS STOP with 2-cell phones and 2-pagers clipped to your clothing (TRUE STORY) DO NOT...Put CHROME windows and doors on your house (another true one) Lastly...DO NOT HATE (BUT..Participate, Celebrate, Don't Hesitate, Congratulate) |
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More DO NOTS
Those of you who approach me when I am wearing my letters (APO) DO NOT: When I say that my Fraternity is Alpha Phi Omega, ask, "WHAT'S THAT?" To say the least, it should be obvious; it's a FRATERNITY! Go to www.apo.org or keep an eye out for the informationals! Ask, "Are yall Black?" Does it matter? If our ideals and principles inspire you, color shouldn't be an issue. Yes, we have Blacks in it, but we were not founded as a result of race relations. Ask, "Do yall step?" There is more to a GLO then just stepping. After 9 years, some FAQs get really old. If you are a woman trying to holla @ me: DO NOT: break the ice by asking if we met before (high school, conference, etc.) My recognizing individuals is VERY POOR to begin with, especially if it has been a long time since I last saw them. If you are interested in getting to know me, say a simple yet flattering line to that effect, and you will find out something about me. A little honesty and a little courage goes a long way AFAIC. Women and men who do know me: DO NOT get offended if I do not recognize you right off the bat. Again, I have a poor memory, and you may get your feelings hurt in the process. Just identify yourself and if I know you, the blank stare will melt. DO NOT ask me why do I dance by myself. Three reasons: I'm grown, this is America, and that is my perogative (sp?). Fellow BGLO members: DO NOT tell me and my bruhs (or my Gamma Sig sorors) that we cannot step/stroll at a party because we are not part of NPHC. That's bulldrop and many a fight broke out because of that. That happened once. Some Ques approached us at a APQ/Gamma-Sig hosted function and said we shouldn't be stepping--WHAT THE... Gonna beauregarde us and our sorors at our own function? My bruhs almost had to layeth the smack down on them Ques. But it was squashed. And we stepped. Women: DO NOT go to 1st Fridays dressed in hoochie-gear. It is a professional affair requiring PROFESSIONAL dress. Do not refer to yourselves as divas if your character do not reflect it (if you are a Proverbs 7 woman as opposed to a Proverbs 31 woman). 'Nuff said. Men: DO NOT: refer to yourselves as play[ers/az], pimps, hustlers and ball[ers/az]. None of those titles have any redeeming values and it degrades the male gender. Try calling yourselves leaders, trailblazers, warriors, princes, kings, and get this: FATHERS! I'll b back later Match Game '73 |
White People:
Do not try to identify with my ethnicity. (ie. trying to speak ebonic as if I even talk like that) Do not ask me if you can touch my hair http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif Do not leave the house without blow-drying your hair. Do not assume that I know the words to every rap song. Lastly, DO NOT, I mean, DO NOT, try to do the Cha-Cha slide. You will tie yourself up in a knot. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/tongue.gif |
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Rain Man:
[B]More DO NOTS Men: DO NOT: refer to yourselves as play[ers/az], pimps, hustlers and ball[ers/az]. None of those titles have any redeeming values and it degrades the male gender. Try calling yourselves leaders, trailblazers, warriors, princes, kings, and get this: FATHERS! RM, This is good advice. Many a brother I know should take this to heart. MN "don't worry, she looks like hell now, but after 7 shots of vodka she will look like Halle" - Author unkown |
This is a "good" thread. I have been laughing from the beginning until end. I hope you don't mind me adding my $19.13 worth
DO NOT...hate on me because you got rejected and didn't make line for DST and then still hold a grudge let's say YEARS later! GROW UP! DO NOT...try to holla at my dude while me and him are together and NOT expect to get CHECKED! DO NOT...not answer the phone when I call but then *69 back to see who called! DO NOT...Page me 911 and not want sh*t and when I don't answer your page DO NOT call my cell phone... Evidently I DO NOT want to talk to you! DO NOT...try to tell the Boss I went to a Training because you don't want to answer the telephone!!! DO NOT...wear a head scarf, old sweats, and dingy T-shirt just because it is Casual/Dress Down Day Ok, That's enough venting for now and I must agree this is the best thread since Ghetto Weddings!!! |
This is a "good" thread. I have been laughing from the beginning until end. I hope you don't mind me adding my $19.13 worth
DO NOT...hate on me because you got rejected and didn't make line for DST and then still hold a grudge let's say YEARS later! GROW UP! DO NOT...try to holla at my dude while me and him are together and NOT expect to get CHECKED! DO NOT...not answer the phone when I call but then *69 back to see who called! DO NOT...Page me 911 and not want sh*t and when I don't answer your page DO NOT call my cell phone... Evidently I DO NOT want to talk to you! DO NOT...try to tell the Boss I went to a Training because you don't want to answer the telephone!!! DO NOT...wear a head scarf, old sweats, and dingy T-shirt just because it is Casual/Dress Down Day Ok, That's enough venting for now and I must agree this is the best thread since Ghetto Weddings!!! |
This is a "good" thread. I have been laughing from the beginning until end. I hope you don't mind me adding my $19.13 worth
DO NOT...hate on me because you got rejected and didn't make line for DST and then still hold a grudge let's say YEARS later! GROW UP! DO NOT...try to holla at my dude while me and him are together and NOT expect to get CHECKED! DO NOT...not answer the phone when I call but then *69 back to see who called! DO NOT...Page me 911 and not want sh*t and when I don't answer your page DO NOT call my cell phone... Evidently I DO NOT want to talk to you! DO NOT...try to tell the Boss I went to a Training because you don't want to answer the telephone!!! DO NOT...wear a head scarf, old sweats, and dingy T-shirt just because it is Casual/Dress Down Day Ok, That's enough venting for now and I must agree this is the best thread since Ghetto Weddings!!! |
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