I saw publicity stunt if indeed she was sober especially since every article written about this incident ends with details about her recent album and upcoming tour. Anyone else notice that??

:eek:

To each her own, I guess

Who says you can't have fun being married only once. Just need some creativity, some nasty kinkiness, and a willing wife/husband! :D

i found that quite interesting.. i even saw a few that went on to say how this album isn't selling anywhere near as well as her first one. definitely a publicity stunt in my mind. i'm actually quite upset that they were able to get the annullment. i kind of wish she could have suffered through a divorce and possibly the loss of millions for her "little joke that went too far".

You have seriously got to be kidding me.

This just seems so...hicky. I guess Britney is just showing her true colors. :rolleyes:

considering this is the first time in weeks i've been up before 8am, i've been listening to all of the morning radio stations - EVERYONE is making fun of these two - its hilarious!

have you listened to the sound clips of this guy?!?! he sounds like a huge idiot. apparently there are pictures of him in papers - one of his high school graduation pictures where he's next to a barrel of straw and a wagon wheel... wow, thank god i'm not from those parts!

oh, i don't know if they were joking, but the radio host was saying something about this guy getting a TV show - "Who wants to Marry Britney Spears' Ex" - if it happened, it could quite possibly be the lamest thing ever

The two GHEYEST things I've ever heard.

That article was updated shortly after I read it! I feel jipped.

They have the wagon wheel picture on the front page of www.thesmokinggun.com

CORNY!

They also have the papers inside:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphic...tneyannul1.gif
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphic...tneyannul2.gif
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphic...tneyannul3.gif
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphic...tneyannul4.gif
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphic...tneyannul5.gif

Wow, Britneys really got people wrapped around her fingers if we are going this far. This is amazing...

Only if we go out and buy her products. She failed to get people wrapped around her finger, just like she continues to fail at having any musical talent.

I like the Smoking Gun for the mugshots, but that haybale picture cracked me up!

What happens in VEGAS, stays in VEGAS! :p

Yeah, well, Michael Jackson gets the same amount of attention. Maybe this is just another step towards becoming a pathetic tabloid clown too? OMG but that cant be tru, like Britney is soooo kewl lol!!11!

Well at least now we know the whore isn't pregnant, and won't be supporting her "ex husband".

I'm not saying Britneys the coolest cat but the fact that everyone is obsessing over it is whats pathetic.

Its not obsession. Its like discussing a SNL skit that makes you laugh. There are some skits that are over 20 years old, that I still discuss with my friends, and we still laugh.

America is collectively laughing at Britney Spears, not only for having less musical talent than a beat machine, but for making a complete and total ass of herself in a publicity stunt that completely backfired. And if it wasn't a publicity stunt, then she is dumber than a rock (or Jessica Simpson; take your pick.)

Actually, that part of it struck me as odd.

How do they (the court) know? Brit and Git can swear up and down they didn't have sex, and the court can run a pregnancy test... but honestly, it was only like 3 days ago... most pregnancy tests (correct me if I'm wrong) won't let you know until you're 3-6 weeks in. :confused:

I'm sure her mother was in on it:

"Britney Jean, your album isn't selling that good. What are we going to do?! I didn't sleep with those record execs to have your career flop like this! If marrying that boy is what it takes, than by all means you marry that boy! I absolutely REFUSE to live in that damned double-wide again!"

Once you experience the luxury of a triple-wide, there's just no going back.

Bwa ha ha ha!

Momma needs a new set of teeth!

Ok I know I said how if she was sober that she probably did it as a publicity stunt but after looking at that annulment paper and her signature on it I have to say that she was probably wasted. I have been trying to find the marriage certificate to post here but I cant seem to remember where I saw it (anyone who knows where it is feel free to post a link). Anyways if you look at her signature on the marriage certificate it is definitely sloppier than the one on the annulment papers.

I dont know if anyone else does this or not but when my friends turn 21 we make them a 21 shot sheet, write the drinks they had, who bought and then you have to sign after every drink and watch your signature slowly deterriorate (sp?). Anyways just my 2 cents says that she was drunk but cant say she was for PR reasons.


Russel I like your comparision of this to an SNL skit because thats exactly what it is. Too funny not to laugh, and definitely not obsession.
:)

Whoops! Yeah, that's DEFINITELY a drunk signature unless her hand was cramped from giving out her autograph to thousands of 12 year olds (which I have a feeling wasn't happening at 5:30 AM).

Or unless her hand was cramped from giving Jason a han...

never mind.

CTFU!!!

If you compare her signature from the marriage certificate to an authentic signature of hers (like the one on my concert tickets)--it matches--therefore breaking down the drunk britney theory.

I kinda feel bad about the wagon wheel/hay bale picture... not only is the poor kid a joke for this marriage, but he also has to have this pic all over the place.

Honestly, I'm sure y'all have some pic of yourself somewhere, where the photographer insisted on using a lame background.

For the Newlyweds!
 

They never lived in a trailer park.... and she has over 50 million... I doubt she'll ever need more money forcing her to live in a trailer park.

I kinda think she was serious. If you watched the interview with him it seemed sincere. And in the wedding picture she doesn't look wasted. http://www.britneyspy.com/images/weddingsmall.jpg


The couple that they witnessed said that the two were both nervous and that Britney was crying happy tears afterward.

my favorite quote of the week.


on L.A.'s Kiss FM, i heard a remake of britney's 'oops, i did it again'

"oops, i married my friend
i was drunk off my butt
at 5 a.m.
in vegas baby

oops, we are not in love
we'll just get it annulled
i am such an idiot"


it was hilarious

Saw the guy on TV.
All I can say is, I would have paid $300 to be there. Shit would be looking like the musical interpretation of Hee Haw.

Daisy Mae Spears?

LOL !!!!!!!!!!

:D

Courtesy of Dave Letterman: :)

Top Ten Messages on Britney Spears' Answering Machine


10. "This is the printing company -- your wedding announcements are ready"

9. "Hey it's Christina Aguilera, did you get married or did I?"

8. "It's the printing company again -- your annulement announcements are ready"

7. "Pete Rose here, couldn't you at least have beat the over/under?"

6. "So other than the embarrassing marriage and annulment, how was vegas?"

5. "Hey, it's Paris. You don't need to get married to get attention. Just videotape yourself having sex and release it on the internet."

4. "This is Kenny from high school. I have a couple of hours free on Thursday if you want to get married and divorced."

3. "Honey, it's Liza. Next time, instead of an annulment, hit him with a bottle."

2. "It's Jessica Simpson. Thanks for making me look like a genius."

1. "Rush Limbaugh here. I'd love to try whatever you were taking the other night."

Another Annulment Theory
 

Maybe when Jason woke up the morning, he saw this...

http://www.angelfire.com/pop/destroybrit/without.jpg

Britney without makeup :eek: :eek: :eek:

someone told me today that Britney gave Jason a $250,000 Porsche for not making things difficult... but i don't know if it's true?!? has anyone else heard something similar?

That's interesting Mullet. Where did you hear that? He prolly deserves something since he handled it so well, with his interviews and such.