Kinda sorta...
 

Not exactly. Technically, we were broken up, but he had been calling me at all hours of the day and night begging me back. One night, I woke up and I had a nagging feeling in my stomach. So, I hopped out of bed, still in my pajamas, mind you, slipped on some tennis shoes and rolled over to his house at 2:00 a.m. Well, when I arrived, that familiar glow that only comes from candles was shining through his blinds. I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! Ladies, when I tell you I was CRAAAAAAAZY, DERAAAAAAAANGED for about twenty minutes... I was this close to breaking out one of his living room windows. He snuck out the back door and came to the front of the house to calm me down. That was the second time he and I had an altercation of that kind. Needless to say, I got the heck out of that toxic relationship... I'm too pretty to act that ugly, especially over a ni... Never mind. ;)

Question:

Have you ever met one of your boyfriend's family member's/friends or one of your girlfriends men and secretly wished you had met him first because he seemed perfect for you?

nope if he was perfect for me I would have met him first ;)

Have you ever seen your X when you were completely busted and he was on point and with another fly mama??

Yes, I told my friend I would run her and her sister to the mall after we were done working out. So there I was in my workout clothes. :o Oh well.

Have you ever been drunk to the point where you can't remember what happened?

yeah...once and i made friends with a dude i couldn't stand. to this day, i still don't know what our conversation was about but the next time i saw him, he was all...well, you didn't ask that ;)

if you're in a relatioinship, is there one person you would call all bets off for? is there someone that would make you put your relationship on pause for?

My husband is well aware that his main competition is NAS. Just like I know mine is Halle, Janet, and as of late, Sanaa.



Question: Do you have an ex who you think of as "the one that got away"?

Nope, all my exes are ex for a reason.

Do you drunk dial?

I don't know what that is, so I guess no? :confused:

Have you ever called in "sick" two days in a row when nothing was wrong with you?

No, not two days...but I DID call in on Sunday nite, I just didn't feel like going! :o

Have you ever released "excess air" loudly in public (i.e. passed gas, belched)?

Yes I have! It is important to take a"Mental Day". :cool:


Have you ever lied and told someone that their hair/outfit looked nice, when it fact it was a jacked up hot mess? :p


Girllllll, you're dress is banging!!!!

For example...... :rolleyes:

http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL114/...7/34202656.jpg

Oh, no...Although, I'm lacking lately in the money department. I was the fashion police in college. I gave one of my girls many citations. One time in particular, she came to my apartment looking a mess! When i opened the door, I looked at her outfit and bust out laughing. She looked like Janet Jackson circa Rhythm Nation and I let her know that. If you rolling with me...ya can't look ca-razy!


Have you ever dated someone of a different race?

I've not dated someone of a different race, but with O.C. being only 1.8% of us....:rolleyes:

Have you ever used an orifice that isn't specifically designed for intercourse? :o

Oh My!!! Oh no, I have not.

Question: Have you ever been with anybody who was just rotten in bed? Did you tell them? Break up with them? Stay with them?

NO!

Have you ever had cyber sex? (sorry, it's the first thing that came to my mind!)

Yes.

Okay well no, but it's no fun when the answers to all the questions are no! :p

Have you ever found a lost wallet and kept the money inside?

I never find lost wallets.

Have you ever called someone the wrong name or been called by someone else's name while engaging in intercourse?

Yup! But I played it off as if i was talking dirty. It was muffled so he couldn't quite understand what i said!

Do you have an unusual fetish?

Define "unusual." ;) lol Naw, I'm kiddin'. I don't have any fetishes, just stuff I like a lot. ;)

Have you ever had sex with a married man/woman?

HAAAAAAAAAAYLE NAW!!!


Have you ever found your mate's picture on a SINGLES SITE while you all are a couple?!?!?!

yes, and I played his ass like I was a mystery girl. COLD BUSTED!!!


Have you ever had someone do something in bed that was like :confused: :eek: ? What was it and what did YOU do?

I can't believe I'm typing this...my husband about four years ago poured some wine on me, while we were you know... I was like WTH is wrong with you? Needless to say that damn wine started to burn the HAYYLE out of a very private area. He NEVER EVER tried that again!:mad:

(I gots to have love for yall to be typing stuff like this)

Question: Would you entertain bringing a third party into the picture?

If it were his twin, and they were identical in ALL places, yes. :o

Have you ever had ANY sexual contact with an animal?

*snickering*

Oh HELLLLLLL (yes, hell) NAWLLLL!!!!!!
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Ok my question:

Would you shave your head BALD for $20,000?http://www.homemadesimple.com/mrclea...an__jingle.jpg

RIGHT ABOUT NOW, HELL YEAH!!!!!! :D



Have you ever shoplifted?

Yup, a lot when I was in high school. :o Young and dumb.

Have you ever cried all day and didn't really know why?

Yes, I have. Sometimes I can go through such a range of emotions that I think I'm bipolar! (I'm not. Just emotional like Carl Thomas! :D )

What is the best excuse to use when being late for work?

***SIDEBAR*** Y'all got a lil freaky there for a moment. http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-020.gif But, it's all good!


Well, I'm ALWAYS LATE! I usually blame it on traffic or give no excuse at all!



Have you ever broken up with someone because he was TOO nice?

Yeah...I felt like he was a pushover. I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't want a Smackabytchup brotha...but I need someone with a backbone!


Have you ever fainted?

yeah, Christmas before last on my parent's kitchen floor. till this day, i don't know why and the paramedics didn't find anything wrong.

* switching gears :D *

do you own "toys?"

Oh, fa sho! :)

Have you ever had neighbors ask you to quiet down while you were gettin' busy?

Well, they haven't really said anything TO me so I guess that would be a No. I have gotten some funny looks like :eek: afterwards! LOL...(dag I miss P-diddy)


Have you ever overheard you neighbor/roommate getting busy and decided you needed to put in a call to the "maintenance man"? ;)

YES, and was like could you hurry up and get here!

Have you and your mate every tried to out do your neighbor/roommate (s) with noise when having sex at the same time?

No, never have.



Question: Have you ever been disappointed that a pregnancy "scare" turned out to be a false alarm?

No, Praise the Lord!

Have you ever heard your parents having relations?

OMG!!!! I think I would have spontaneously combusted! LOL


When you were a teeenager, did you ever sneak a boy out of your house like SECONDS before your parents got home?

Umm Mom was coming in the side door and I was pushing Justin out the front door. :o :o :eek: :eek: There were other times as well but that was the most memorable. :p


Have you ever been told on by the nosy neighbors that a car was parked in the driveway for 3 hours while your parents were at work but you were a college freshman?!!?!?!!?!?!? :mad:

YES!!! :mad: (Dag on nosy arse neighbors!!!!)

What's the worst thing you've ever been arrested for?

Never been arrested.

Question: Have you ever had to post bail for someone? If so, what were the charges and how much was the bail set for??

Nope.

Have you ever refused a collect call from jail?:mad:

Girl, why did I get a collect call from an inmate a coupla months ago. Why did it say, "You have a collect call from...'Hey E, how you doing, it's...' an inmate at.." HC I was like WTF was that? HC I was mad that they cut him off. It bugged me all week, I was thinking by the end of the week that I should have answered it just to see who it was! LOL

Have you ever 'met' someone on the internet that you would love to fight? I mean like playground, after school, 3:30, by the monkey-bars, miss the bus so you can whip they arse type fight? :D

Heck yeah! All the time.:p

Have you ever had your eyebrows threaded?