Umm, Ninja, the bigger issue is that your operator was a WOMAN?? :eek: She should know how to say if don't nobody else do!

Yes, thank you. I'm glad I'm not the only one who realizes this. I started to correct her(she said it twice) but then I just had to let it go.

Words EVERY woman should know:
Breast exam
Pap Smear
Obstetrics and Gynecology (if ya'can't pronounce it, O-B-G-Y-N!:mad: )

You don't know how bad I wanted to stick my hand through the receiver and choke the *isht* out of "sister-friend".

I want to pimp slap my cousin's ex. I left him a message to call me (we were cool like that anyway) to get his friend's new number (my ex). He just returned my call and said that he didn't have the new number, but started chatting me up about what has been going on in our lives. I talked with him because, like I said, we were cool like that. Anyway, this kneeeegrow says, "If I keep calling you, do you think it would be foul?" I'm like WTF? He goes on, "I wish I'd met you first...blah blah". Okay DB...you got my cousin pregnant...WTF do you think I'd holla at you? Do you think I'm scandalous like that? EWWWW, nuccas are a trip. YOUUUUU get a pimp slap.:mad: :mad:

A BIG Pimp Slap to the other summer associate I was talking to yesterday for the following conversation:

E5: I just think its shady how 19 of the hijackers came from Saudi Arabia, but we're fighting Iraq. Clearly, we're letting Saudi off the hook becaue the Bush family is in bed with teh Bin Ladin family via the Carlyle Group- that is why we flew them out of the country days after 9/11 instead of investigaitng.

Other Summer Associate: No! We're fighting Iraq because Sadam Hussein is a bad man! He is Anti-U.S. and he killed and did bad stuff to people in his own country.

E5: So has many other countries!

OSA: Whatever, who?!

E5: The US...what abouty slavery!!!

OSA: Oh, please...that wasn't in the last 20 years!


Ummmmmmmmm, I'm sorry I didn't know there was a time limit on human rights violations. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Powder me up..I am WINDING up for this pimp slap!

Oh, Exquisite!! LET ME DO IT!!! :mad:

Pimp Slap to that bynch who hit me this morning!

Your azz has inconvenienced me! You must pay for the damages and my mental anguish.

You Sorry Azz No Driving Camry Driving Piece of Shyt....(Dick Cheney expletive) You! :mad:

One mo' time
 

I already don't care for Walmart....got to the electronics section...ask the chick behind the counter "do you have any reggae music (I'm a small predominately white town in western PA)...she responds "What is reggae? I don't work in this section"....my eye starts to twitch and I think to myself "YOU WORK IN WALMART! Don't sit behind a counter in a dept. you know nothing about and get an attitude when I ask you a question!!!"

:mad:

Please join in with me! I am CERTAIN she can benefit from more than one!

Maybe we can provide her with the sense her momma didn't.

Can I join in the Slap-Fest???

Double pimpslaps for all of the admin staff at my (now former) dental office.

My cable company needs triple pimp slaps because my picture has been out ALL DAY!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: I have been calling them all day long and no one is even attempting to fix the problem!! So now I'm sitting at home missing Game 1 of the NBA Finals tonight and watching DVD's and videos because Charter wants to take their sweet time fixing my service. I bet if I didn't pay them at all they'll cut me off with the quickness. :rolleyes:

PS to dude at my job for continuosly looking at wedding rings on the internet and then lying about it talking about "I am helping my boy shop for a ring" boy I aughta...... stop lying you fool!!!!

I KNOW you ain't talking about Charter Communications!!???!!!!

Those bastids gave me a 3 month special, then charged me full price on the 3rd month. When I paid my bill, the people knew this was an issue they were having and allowed me to pay the right price. That didn't stop them from charging me over a $100 for not paying ALL of my bill in May and threatening to cut my service off on June 11th. What I'm confused about is if they know they are having problems with the special in their systems why aren't they proactive in solving the problem instead of reacting to the complaints of their overcharged customers. They could have easily adjusted my bill, before they sent me that mean letter.

They get on my nerves, but this incident did get me 3 more months of the special.:D

*disclaimer* I apologize for this rant if you were not referring to Charter Communications. teehee

^^^^

I was referring to Charter Communications. On Friday, my cable had not returned so I called Charter like 5 times that day and told each CSR that answered how I always pay my bill on time and that I did not deserve to have to be without cable for 3 whole days and that as soon as my cable was fixed I was going to get DirecTV. The last CSR that I talked to offered to slash my bill in 1/2 (I pay $48 for basic expanded) to $24 for the remainder of 2005. I told him that this was not good enough and that the only reason why Charter treats their customers like isht is that they are the only cable provider in the area and that they would not act like that if they had competition from say, Comcast. So then the guy throws in digital cable for an extra $5 for the rest of 2005. I told him that if he extended it to June of 2006 (so I can watch The Sopranos when they came back on in March) we had a deal. He agreed and not only that he told me that he would send me some coupons for pay-per-view events and other services. See how the squeaky wheel gets the grease!!! Teehee :D

Gracious, that's a good deal!!!!

^^^

The cable is back ON!!! :D :D :D Now I can watch Lifetime and Game 2 this weekend in peace!!! Hallelujah!!!! I will pick up my digital receiver on Monday!!

Home girl at the club last night*

Girl, git yo' teef fixed!!! Crooked and hanging is not the way to go! You get a slap for leaving the house like that!

PS to the music salesperson at Barnes and Noble. Won't let a sistah look in peace. Acting like she was going to steal something. Always looking over her shoulder before she even touched anything.

Dannnnnnnngggggggg!! I think I may call and complain a little more just to see if I can get a deal close to what you got. $30 for all that hoopla!!

Shoot one of the managers is goin' to slap that CSR upside the head for that one. LOL Oh well enjoy it Soror!!!

A serious pimp slap to the builders next door who cut my phone line and caused me serious GC withdrawals! http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/1230.gif

And I need to give UIC a a back hand for procrastinating on my financial aid award letter AND getting me my info so I can register for classes that start in a MONTH!!! I know, I know....it's in the mail, right?? :mad:

That Dern Bernard Hopkins for calling us Arkansans idiots "without pro teams" that sit on porches all day.

Ok, so shoot us Mississipi, Alabama, Idaho, Nebraska, etc.

We are really banking on the Hometown boy to PIMP SLAP THE SH*$ out of Hopkins tomorrow!!

a pimp slap to the manager AND staff at Sonic... who ruined my dinner AND got my grandaddy's blood pressure up.

I make an order for a van full of people, have both cashiers repeat the order back to me (they switched cashiers in the middle of me giving the order and again in the middle of the repeat) and still bring the wrong food out to the car. They don't make reciepts for the customers, so when I tell them I'm missing a milkshake and fries, they tell me I didn't order it (even though I SAID it twice and had it REPEATED BACK to me twice...) and I don't have nary a reciept to back it up... and the carhop "already threw the reciept away" (even though we sent HER tail back to the counter to correct the order from jump... why would she throw the reciept away if she was correcting an order already?) so I don't have anything to back me up. Still we sat in the car and ARGUED over a friggin' $3 milkshake for about 20 minutes until my thug life grandaddy got out of the car and tried to go inside and hem somebody up. So my grandaddy didn't get his milkshake...

What do I look like pulling my grandaddy back into the car so he won't literally pop something off?
Whatever happened to the customer is always right?
Why is my grandpa still in here cussing about it?
Why didn't we just go to Checker's instead?

Lately - when it comes to fast food = I've noticed they will not admit when they screw up an order. :mad:

Sounds to me like a strongly worded letter to the company is in order...... (speaking from the perspective of a former customer service supervisor - believe it or not - they read those things aloud in staff meetings).

The brother who sent this "apology" letter...
 

I want to pimp slap the brother who sent this apology letter without proofreading and spell checking... Please support the UNCF. :)


After many hours of deliberation on this situation I most reply,

First I most go on record of having said I'm sorry for
disappointing you for deceiving and lying about a lot of things that has
happen in the past few mouths. I very disappointed in myself for
allowing something to take place when I knew what was going on. I hope
you allow me to humble you with this reply and to tell you I never meant
for any of this to happen. I most oppose this question, "why do men
lie?" I really don't have and definitive answer but the reason I did is
because I was so afraid of the consequences of losing a friend and that
caused me to be silent. I remember you telling me about you recent
relationship and how he deceived you and I so dearly didn't want to fall
in that same category. It's really not much I can say to put that
beautiful smile back on your face and I'm very sadden by this but I
wanted you to know the reason why I didn't tell the truth. You don't
understand how many times I wanted to tell you the truth. When you use
to make comments about how you would end the friendship if you knew
about the other person it made it just that much harder to tell the
truth. Do you remember when we had this conversation about if you seen
me in the streets with another girl how would you feel and you quickly
responded by saying the friendship would end immediately and that scared
me. You really don't understand how many times I wanted to tell you but
I didn't want to risk losing the friendship but I guess it happen anyway
and it hurts. I hope one day you would be able to forgive me and call me
so we could savage the relationship because I really enjoyed time we
shared. Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UM...wow. I can only imagine he speaks much like he writes....comedy....

Pimp Slap part 2
 

I want to send a Pimp Slap out to my boss, who thinks that just because he is the boss he can talk to me anyway he feels like it!@!@:mad: :mad: :mad:

I want to pimp slap my neighbor for not removing a tree that fell on my privacy fence.!!

I am sure that I can think of some more


Sisterly
AKAleg08
# 5 Truepearl
Nu Delta Omega
Summer 99

I want to pimp slap the l.o.m.l. for getting hurt and not telling me about it and then getting hurt again and falling into a month worth of sleep. I still love you though man.

PIMP SLAP!!!
 

One big, gigantic, leave a mark on ur face PS to all those IDIOTS out there (including my Uncle Roderick) who voted for ur President -- are we not in America? Don't we live in a democracy? Let's out that amendment (or whatever it is) that says the President of the U.S. can only hold two terms in office . . . . . . . . . . AND THEN I want to PS NASA for not creating a time machine that can transport us all back to when Clinton was President so he can run & win again . . . and again . . . and again . . . and again . . .

PS unemployment!
PS increases in crime!
PS not having opportunities!
PS No Child . . . (u know the rest)!

One final PS to the other idiot (but not as bad as his son, ur President) George who decided to NOT use a condom . . . damn Barbara.

Re: PIMP SLAP!!!
 

:eek: :D funny

lmmfaoads

I can't believe that it's been almost two years since I last posted a beating!!!!!
 

Pimp Slaps are gleefully handed out to:

This lady at my job: let's call her "Miss Pearl" shall we? "Miss Pearl" seems like a nice enough lady when you meet her. However, I think she is either going through "the change" or she's just a mean old lady. Somedays she's really nice and gives out compliments and is just sooo nice. Other days, she is downright two-faced and talks about everybody at the agency behind their backs and gets to scheming and plotting against certain co-workers. IMHO, I think she needs some estrogen or something to go along with the pimp slap!! :rolleyes:

People Who Call My Job: when I tell you that so and so is not in right now and I offer to transfer you to their voice mail, that is NOT the time to say no and then say, "can you tell so and so that I called and that I need such and such?" NO!!! Either let me transfer you to voice mail or you call back later!!! Pimp slaps to each and every person who has done that to me today!! :mad:

To all the GC haters...
 

....who try to rain on my parade every time I post on GC and to those who have given me a hard time and cast aspersions on my character, past and present, while I won't name names (you know who you are), I give you one big huge collective pimp slap:


http://www.geocities.com/anothersonganddance/owned.jpg

NOW GO IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH!


Dang, that felt good to get off my chest.

*whew*

Re: To all the GC haters...
 

THASS FUUUNNNNNYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

A man on the news is traveling with his family. They stop at a gas station the man pays for the gas while the wife and baby are in the store. 6 hours later, the man is on the highway and is stopped by police. They told him his wife called asking to find her husband because he left his family at the gas station. He said he just forgot they weren't in the car because the wife stays backseat with the baby...WTF!?!?!?! :eek:

From an email...



Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!!

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do
you
have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last
nerve
with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have
a
co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do
you
have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth
and
see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is
SOOO
obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well,
on
behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce
tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules
you
must follow:




* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the
same
day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their
turns
slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with
a
stapler or a hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules,
break
out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out
of
and get to slapping.....and have a great day!

Conditional pimp slap to the Miami Heat and to Shaq. You don't have your "diesel" working when you lose to Vince Carter and the Pisacataway Pests.:rolleyes:
This could be rescinded with a win in game 2.

To my other half. I love you but you need a damn pimp slap.

To my school district, words can not describe the pimp slap in reality you need,:mad: :mad: :mad: