You will lose your black card if...you go outside without a jacket or coat when it is below 50 degrees or wear shorts in the winter.

GAWD YES!!!

That's the best one I've heard so far! Maan, if that one ain't true.

Maybe I'm dating myself, but the Black card would be pulled if I went out in the rain as a child without my plastic "rain scarf"

TTT

You'd lose your black card if ...

you didn't know the words to the first verse of "Lift Ev'ry Voice And Sing..."

you went to a birthday party, allegedly thrown for "little DeVante," but a half-hour into the party it was more adults than kids there and serious games of bid whist and tonk had broken out.

your mother didn't put that bright red mecuricome thiolate (sp) on EVERYTHING, from a scraped elbow to a broken leg.

you didn't think the Jackson 5 had it hands down over the Osmonds.

MAYUN, that red stuff BURNED!!!!!!!!!

For real tho! I used to scream when she put that stuff on!

Cosign on the Osmonds vs the Jackson 5

You probably had some good old Blue Bergamot hair grease in yo' head!

Ok For me I had my card pulled plenty of times for:

Not knowing how to play spades!

Not wanting to eat fried chicken all the time.

Growing up in a house where hot sauce wasn't a staple

Kool Aid was not allowed in my mother house.

Never tasting chitterlings

Not cleaning a chicken bone or rib bone when I eat it!

Now others may disagree but there is nothing Black about cleaning a chicken or rib bone, drinking Koolaid, eating chitterlings (heck some Black people - like me - grew up not eating pork at all) or eating fried chicken all the time.

Now ykimber, I might agree that you need your card pulled for not knowing how to play spades!! What?? LOL

SC

Nope I agree.

My fam is West Indian and MOST of people's lists posted on this thread have little if anything to do with me and my culture. Thats aight though because I dare any of yall to pull my card, lol.

I am sorry I just wasn't in to cards Like that! However I can play a mean game of solitare!

I'm right with you, ykimber!! I dont know how to play spades, tonk, etc.. All I can play is Bullisht.. lol

Dang, I was about to post something when I saw ^^^^^^

*SHAME*

I neva could....:o :o :o :o


According to Diddy - if you can't dance. :)

I don't know how to do the "soul clap." :o

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Oh see, I do not know how to play spades and what in the world is "soul clap"?

Ok here is my card for

1. never could jump double dutch
2. Don't eat: pig's feet, chitterlings, watermelon
3. went to a hbcu and didnt learn how to play spades until AFTER college
4. Agree w/ Kodaka never liked Good Times (runs and hides) ...:eek:
5. My jacks playing wasn't the greatest either :(

i've seen every episode of Sex and the City and i miss the show terribly:( but i could never get into Girlfriends.
i know someone is ready to snatch my card on that...:eek:

hayle naw. :)

LOL snatch the Black Card for not watching Girlfriends ! as opposed to Sex and the City:rolleyes: and Friends, never could get with those shows! not using hot sauce on anything, not eating cornbread, and or greens and chitlings and okra-fried that is!