Do you think its being molested?

We just got our new Amber Alert boards here in Omaha...they work well. But I believe I may have found the missing penis! If it is the realy McCoy it's replicated itself at Dr. Johns....and boy is it expensive!!!! How will we ever be able to tell which one is the TRUE penis?:confused: :p

wow, this is so my type of thread. were you starting to wonder if i was going to post james?
well let's see where to begin. we've talked about this before. i've had a variety of sizes myself. the largest being 11 plus inches. yes, ladies, ouch is the correct term for it.
however, right now i'm dating a guy who is only about 5-6 inches. he has good girth though. quite frankly i prefer a little larger, but he can work it pretty well. (as long as he can go long enough)
scientifically speaking though, women only have sensation in the first three inches of their vaginal opening. which means length doesn't really matter by scienctific terms.
okay, i'm done.

shelley j
sigma k

Um WHOA.....WAY TMI :eek:

I don't think that this is what the thread was about...but HEY don't hold back, ok? :D

So are you saying that it's hiding out in a cave somewhere?

Hootie-So are you saying that it's hiding out in a cave somewhere? http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/laugh1.gif

This is funny on soooooo many levels!

Has James fallen victim to a SPS? (A Serial Penis Snatch-
er) http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmili...ad/nervous.gif

James, I would say I think you stepped on your wennie, but I think we all know that would be impossible!

He whom Brags is WELL-----:confused: Not hung with a big slong!

I am proud of my teenie weenie! Only use it anymore to releive my anxiety and grape juice!:D

I hope the penis doesn't catch SARS...

That's what I was thinkin'! :o

It's 4:45, do you know where your penis is? :p

James, I have another thought...

Since you are missing your penis and all....

How about we ask certain ladies of GC to give one of thier vibrating ones to give to you until you find yours. I don't have one...but I know for a fact that some do. LOLOLOLOL

try the Easily Offended Thread...


PSA I was so jk guys!

SO FUNNY!!! :D LOL

Suuuuuuuuuure you don't...hehe ;) :p

No, I am serious. I am a pure as they get. My name is Ivory aint it!!! And if I DID have one, you gotta problem with that?? HUH??!! lol

LOL..........funnay!!!!! :D

um, i say, james.....just don't worry about it. wasn't like you were gettin THAT much use out of it anyway, right? ;)

ewww...bad mental picture

Oh snap! Didn't you read his thread about his night with the pierced stripper! James is a PIMP! :p

:confused: @ James = http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmili.../orangehat.gif

Does is strike anyone as very wrong that we have a thread about a penis near 100 posts...and not just any penis...a MISSING penis?? Just asking...

I don't think we would need to be talking about it were it still attached!

uh, yeah...and when was the last time james actually posted on here? did i just overlook him posting????

yeah, i guess james can be a pimp....but it's all comin from his mouth! anyone have personal experience with the pimpness that is james?

Where is AXJules when we need her?

Nope! :p

Have no fear if you do not find what you are looking for. There may be hope, yet ...

from discovery.com ...

Tissue Engineers Grow Penis — With Feeling

AFP

April 30, 2003 — Doctors who have grown penile tissue in animals to demonstrate the possibility of organ replacement have now gone one better — they have added nerve cells.

The team, led by Anthony Atala at Boston Children's Hospital, made the breakthrough achievement in September last year, when they replaced missing chunks of penis in live rabbits with tissues grown in the lab, the British magazine New Scientist reported Wednesday on its website (newscientist.com).






The replacement tissue comprised only muscle cells and endothelial cells — cells which make up the inside of blood vessels.

This time, they have regrown penile nerve cells, using millimetre-wide channels of collagen as a supporting structure, rather like insulation around electrical wires.

The experiment, conducted on live rats, showed that collagen-supported nerve cells grew just as well as nerves that were grafted onto the severed penile stumps of the luckless rodents.

"The nerve cells are very important — they are responsible for all the sensory function," Atala was quoted by New Scientist as saying.

"In order to do complete penile replacements we need to make sure all of the parts are there, including the nerves."

The work has a long way to go before there is a human benefit.

Eventually, though, it may help create replacement tissue for men who have lost parts of the penis following prostate cancer surgery or an accident, or to enhance the genitals of children born with abnormalities.

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I think maybe James' penis is becoming the new millennium's version of Elvis. All these unsubstantiated sightings going on.

Has James' penis left the building?

Because James is missing his penis.

Did a friend Lorena come visit for a while?

KillarneyRose-I think maybe James' penis is becoming the new millennium's version of Elvis. All these unsubstantiated sightings going on. LOL!
Or "Where's Waldo".

Could it be possible that WE have offended James???

If this is true, I'm really sorry you are missing your penis, and we all find it so facinating!;)

Perhaps this penis is having more fun on its own. Maybe it does not want to be found.

I've found Jame's Penis.

http://pic7.picturetrail.com/VOL208/...7/26507980.jpg

Well dog-gone-it, I just HAD to look...I don't know why!http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmili...d/nixweiss.gif

Pretty funny!

JAM, doesn't W look so sexy in that pic?

OH MY LORD! That is the funniest picture! Who IS that? I bet his penis went missing and he stole James's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

That picture is SCARY! (Is that one of the missing Weapons of Mass Destruction in "it's" hand?)

possible drug use
 

Am I on drugs, or is that a woman's body with George Bush's face on it? I think it is beyond time for my nap!!!

I wonder if James has put up any pictures of it on street corners or if any alerts have been put out for it. What color alert would we use for a missing member? Magenta perhaps???

Re: possible drug use
 

I'm not sure, but I think it's Britney Bush.

Re: Re: possible drug use
 

I had to read that twice becaue the first time I read this post, it was dirty. :eek:

Just put a picture of the missing penis on a milk carton. :p

Re: Re: Re: possible drug use
 

LOL....imagine all the little kids scared to death by looking at that!

maybe not a milk carton, but Jones Soda!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Now THAT'S funny!

"It's BAAAACK!"
Yes folks, it's back, the missing penis thread! Not yet rated!

Arya, didn't anyone ever tell you to let sleeping dogs lie? BTW-"W" has never looked better...

If you look at this James, you gotta know these guys luv ya or else they wouldn't even bother!