The meaning of life is to find the meaning of life. :)

The wise one, Arya, will answer this question. :)

I asked because I am curious.

Optimist Prime is wise also. :)

Arya, why is it taking you so long to answer the questions?

1) Using the theories of Mill, Stephen, Devlin, and Hart, give and defend your position on the right of the US government to criminalize homosexual activity.

2) Using theories of Smith, Marx, and Hayek, give and defend your position on affirmative action in college admissions. Use Rawls' two principles of justice as well.

You still haven't answered:

Who will win American Idol?

Where in the world is Arya?

No they are not. The great philosopher Tony the Tiger said it best, THey're GRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT.

An American

He is hot because his stone is on fire. And he would not mind, however, he insist the great Arya has to be invovled also.

Bob Barker is 80 years old, he is blessed with such great voyage in his karma, that is how he still manage to play hole in one.

I'm here

That is a statement, not a question. However, I shall leave you with the following poem by his most excelent poet by the name of Sir Mix Alot:

so ur girlfriend owns a honda
playing workout tapes by fonda
but fonda ain't got a motor on the back of her honda
my anacoda
don't got none unless u got buns hun
you can do side bends or sit-ups
but please don't use that butt
some brotherz wanna play that hard roll
and tell ya that the butt ain't gold
so they toss and leave it
and i pull up quick to retrieve it
so cosmo says ur fat
well i ain't down wit dat
cuz ur waist is small
and ur curves are kicking
and im thinking bout sticking
to the beanpole dames and the magazines
you ain't it miss thing
give me a sista
i can't resist her
red beans and rice didn't miss her
some knuckle head tried to dis
cuz those girls are on my list
he had game
but he chose to hit em
and I pull up quick to get wit him
so ladies if da butt is round
and u wanna triple xbo down
dial 1-900-mixalot
and kick dem nasty thoughts
baby got back

My current job rocks, although (some of) the people suck. At my last job, the work sucked, and the people rocked. Is it possible to acheive "rock" status in both categories, or would that be throwing off some sort of preordained corporate yin-yang balance?

Yes

Why is it that there is an originally posted by quote with my name, but not with the question I asked?

Arya think that it's a rare mistake that Arya made.

Dear Arya,

Please explain the socio-political-economic-environmental factors that led to the LACK of competiveness of cultures that were subsumed by European and north African civilizations even in the face of similar advancement at similar times in their history.

With an emphasis on PRe-Writing history.

Arya do not do term papers. The Great Arya is insulted.

Oh, wise and great Arya:

I pose the following scenario:

Upon the table, you'll find a dissassembled Chinese AK-47, complete with banana ammunition clip.

Nearby are instructions for assembling the rifle, written in Aramaic.

In five minutes, a Bengal Tiger will be released into the room.

What will you do? Please be prepared to defend your actions.

(From the Ultimate Philosophy test from hell)

Arya shall fart in their general direction due to the toxity of Arya's fart, which has been clasified by the UN as a WMD.

What is the meaning of life?

Will the NYC GC get together happen? If so, when? Who will attend, oh wise one?

The meaning of life is not to ask Arya abou the meaning of life.

THe NYC GC will get together when Arya give Arya's permission and all the GCers shall be there for they will be at awe in the present of Arya.

How come people keep asking what the meaning of life is?

Because people do not how to read previous question and answer in this thread.

Arya, why is it taking you so long to answer the questions?

Because Arya has other things to do, like watching soap operas.

1) Using the theories of Mill, Stephen, Devlin, and Hart, give and defend your position on the right of the US government to criminalize homosexual activity.

2) Using theories of Smith, Marx, and Hayek, give and defend your position on affirmative action in college admissions. Use Rawls' two principles of justice as well.

I shall answer both question using Kantian theory with one word. BLAH.

Where in the world is Arya?

Arya is with Carmen Sandiego stealing the STatue of Liberty as we speak.

Oh Arya, thank you for sharing your profound words of wisdom with us, the meek and unworthy.

Will the NYC GC get together happen? If so, when? Who will attend, oh wise one?

I read this and all I could think was
"people will come" from Field of Dreams

OMG he did not say "wmd".....hahahaha!

**memo to me, memo to me....never stand downwind of the almighty arya.....

Wow, this is like having our very own online Magic 8 ball!

Arya accept new questions. He shall now meditate and be one with his mentor:

http://www.mamarazi.com/images/grate.../5.92jerry.jpg

How do you break up with a friend? Should I just slowly limit contact with her or should I come right out and break up? Should I accept her and her annoying qualities? Oh wise one, please advise.

It's my best friend's 21st b-day tonight...and that means I need the perfect outfit! Arya, do you think it's a black pants or a denim skirt type of night?

Why can't I plunge the GDMF toilet?!?!?

Do all masters programs for Education require one to take a G.R.E.?

How do you break up with a friend? Should I just slowly limit contact with her or should I come right out and break up? Should I accept her and her annoying qualities? Oh wise one, please advise.

You have to accept her for all her glory and her downside. We all have downside, so then accept your friend and if she still annoy you, kick her ass. But then forgive her for annoying you.

It's my best friend's 21st b-day tonight...and that means I need the perfect outfit! Arya, do you think it's a black pants or a denim skirt type of night?

The great Arya say denim skirt should never ever be worn ever again. So go with the Sorority Black Pants uniform. You can't go wrong.

I have 3 questions oh great one....


Why do boys lead girls on?

Why do boys not let girls explain themselves but instead feel "scared off"?

Does penis size really matter?

Because it's part of the game.

Because boys are wimp at hard. The Great Arya is the only exception.

Wisdom say it does not. But the Great Arya has no experience of having small penis.

Why can't I plunge the GDMF toilet?!?!?

Because it's overwhelmed by the crap.

Do all masters programs for Education require one to take a G.R.E.?

Yes

Oh great and wise Arya, what should I do to prepare for my Jeopardy tryout?

Why do men (or should I say boys) get your number and then they don't call you?

I would love Arya the great's opinion but all guys feel free to comment because I can't figure it out.

Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?

Why is it Doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?

How young can you die with old age?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

Will your answer to this question be no?

If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?

Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book?

If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it?

If a drug store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?

If a man washes a dish, and no woman is around to see it, did it happen?

Is there another word for synonym?

Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?

Where would we be without rhetorical questions?

Why do guys who know they have feelings for you(years) never say anything about it and beat around the bush, if they know you have some for them?

Is it really necessary for me to go to work today or can I just go back to bed??

Oh great and wise Arya, what should I do to prepare for my Jeopardy tryout?

Meditation and seek the knowledge u seek through your self being.

Why do men (or should I say boys) get your number and then they don't call you?

I would love Arya the great's opinion but all guys feel free to comment because I can't figure it out.

It has nothing to dowith you or other women or girls. Many men collect numbers like people collect baseball card. It's not you, it's just a hobby. BTW, can I get ur number?

Docet's quetions will be answered by on sentenced

Yes and no

Why do guys who know they have feelings for you(years) never say anything about it and beat around the bush, if they know you have some for them?

[I]In reality, guys are scared of girls who they liked. Athough the Great ARya have never experienced this.

Is it really necessary for me to go to work today or can I just go back to bed??

Yes, saved up the sick work days for the long weekends.

Should I resign my lease for my apartment in Allston or should I start looking for apartments in Back Bay to move too?

The Great Arya sense great thing if you go to Back Bay. Why you might ask. The reason is simple, Baby got Back Bay.

Oh great knowledgeable one...


what is a good...creative excuse for calling in sick...or leaving early??

not the usual sick, something came up...or excuses like that..something GOOD..???

its so pretty here in miami...i want to be at the pool sipping daquri's!

It's my day of mourning cause my pet baboon got impregnated by a chimpanzee

Another man question. I believe I know the answer to this, but Arya's comments are always welcome.
Why do men always ask, "So, where's your boyfriend at tonight?" It is like they suddenly get the urge to know the whereabouts of every man in the world.

P.S.- Not going to contribute to your "baseball card" collection:D

The Great Arya has come back form his hiatus.

The men asked that question because of our uncanning methodology of locating other men. We consider the girlfriend our own GPRS system.

Should I cut my hair?
Why does my computer monitor sound like it has a cricket?
When the girl is older than the guy, what is too much of an age difference?
What are your thoughts on girls making the first move?
Coke or Pepsi?

Oh wise one, I believe I have the most important question of all...

Boxers or briefs??? :D

The great Arya thing you should shave it all off.
30 years
Girls should have equal partnership in all portion of the relationship, including the introduction part.
Definately pepsi

None of the above, let them all hang out.