LadyGreek and BigSisterShaft get ready for the meeting. The plan is to not be immediately recognized by Alice, but LadyGreek's dreadlocks and BigSisterShaft's short curly fade would be dead giveaways. So as LG slips on red bobbed wig and BSS dons blond braids, they can't help but laugh at themselves in the mirror. The 411 walks in the room and cthu.

Lawd, I'm not going to say what the two of you look like, but just be sure you have your Delta IDs out when you past the front table, otherwise the sorors will never believe you are Deltas.

Don't worry smiles BSS we will carry ourselves with the proper decorum befitting a member of our Sisterhood. Unlike that perping tramp Alice, we know how to behave.

As planned, they arrive at the meeting an hour after it started, flash their IDs to the sgt-at-arms and tell her they are visiting with Soror The 411. She welcomes them and gestures to them to quietly find a seat in the back. The three of them do just that, so quietly in fact that Alice, as the presiding officer, does not even notice them, nor the boom box they are carrying.

Both LG and BSS notice something strange about Alice, but can't pinpoint it. The meeting is scheduled to run until 9:00 so LGG has arranged to call the Executive Director in Washington, DC at 8:30. As they sit and wait for the right time, BSS can't help but reflect on everything that went down between Alice and Doggy.

Damn, she thinks to herself, even after all this time it still hurts for me to think about that slut being with my big hands/big feets man. I'd better stop thinking about it before I do something irrational. She forces herself to concentrate on the meeting and decides to call Doggy that night just to make sure his a$$ is home where he said he would be.

Now he must think I am a pure fool . Im gone really have to call him out. He sittin in the lap of luxury, living the invisible lie and life, and here I am'bout to get my Chevy Nova repo'd...........Aint this a motha!

Beeeeeeeeep Beeeeeeeeeep Beeeeeeeep Beep-Beep!

Gyrl7: Who the.....................Oh hey Libra, chal where you on your way to?

LibraSoul: Im heading to get something to eat, follow me

Gyrl7: How'bout I meet you over there in about, ohhhh, say 30 minutes, I got some thangs to take care of who our friend OneOneTwo

LibraSoul: Please say it aint so, please you are not going to try to find him are you?

Gyrl7: Find??? Can we say found, chal im just on my way to do a drive by at his auto mechanic, I kind of, well lets say gave him a new wheel alignment. And then the car look, like it needed additional work like.........busting the widshield, smashing the hood, pouring lighter fluid on the interior, popping the head lights, you know minor things.

LibraSoul: Chal what if they................

Gyrl7: They who??? There is not nothing that will and can be done, no one has proof that I did it.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

It's OneOneTwo, if I didn't know anybetter I would have sworn that someone else did damage to his car. I don't know about this town of Salem, it just seems skrate up ghetto!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

I look in my mirror and OneOneTwo is behind my Nova with the look of rage on his face. It was really easy to see because his entire front windshield was gone, his driver side tire was flat, head lights were busted it was a complete mess, but not as messy as Po-Po showing up and writing him out a citation. That was my time to pull off..................

Gyrl7: Libra, chal im ret to eat right now.....................HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

librasoul thinks "omg, what has she done?"

gyrl7 suddenly bursts into the restaurant. "Libra! I am GLAD you mentioned Cracker Barrel, I need somethin country!"

Librasoul: "Gyrl, WHAT DID YOU DO TO OneOneTwo???!!"

Gyrl7: "Oh I was just playin! You were acting all stank earlier like you thought I set the hospital on fire, so I decided to mess with you a lil bit. Plus, you know that fire was all Fee-Feeeee, Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the um, pork chops, hmm um yeah, so are we going to CT4's party tonight or what?"

Librasoul: "What did you say? Fee Fee did what?"

Gyrl: "What? I didn't sat nothing bout no Fee Fee. You must be hungry cause you hearing things."

Libra thinks to herself okay. Well since she doesnt wanna come right out and say it, I will figure it out on my own. Fee Fee will be at this party tonight. So we will be there with bells on.

Libra: "My bad, gyrl. But the party? Is a fa sho. It's a masquerade ball right?"

Gyrl: Yup! It is gonna be off the hook!"

Libra thinks perfect. I know just what I need to do. "No doubt. This party will INDEED be off the hook."

It had been a long day for TNXButterfly. Work was even crappier then usual and all she wanted to do was soak in a nice hot and crawl in the bed with a good book.

But RainMan called her while she was at the resturant saying they needed to talk. And while he was the last person she wanted to talk to, she was glad that he was making the first move.

The knocking on her door, broke her train of thought. She looked at her watch. Right on time she thought

RM: (after TNX had let him in) Hi, thanks for meeting me.

TNX: You wanted to talk. So talk

RM: I know there's been a lot of tension between us every since I've been seeing Kelli. And it's seems like the past few days have been worst. Everything I say about Kelli rubs you the wrong way.
(TNX started to respond,but RM stops her) Don't say anthing let me finish. (pauses) At first I was really upset, especially after we got into it the other day. But I went home and realized I was wrong to.

Tnx: (confused) Wrong about what?

RM: Well, I realized that we've nothing but talk about me and Kelli. I forgot that you've been dealing with things at work. I've been so focused on Kelli, I've been neglecting my best friend.

Tnx was stunned. If he wanted to think that she was acting the way she was because she was feeling neglected, then that was fine with her.

Tnx: Hey don't worry about it.

RM: So is everything cool between us. (Tnx nods) Good, I missed you. I hate it when we fight. Besides I really need my best friend to be in my corner tonight.

Tnx: Why? What's happening tonight.

RM: I'm prosposing to Kelli tonight at the ball


TNX tries to fight back the tears that are welling up in her eyes. She is unsuccessful and turns her head before RM can see.

RM: Hey, what's the matter. I thought you'd be happy for me.

TNX: (sniffing) I am happy for you.

RM: Then why........(pauses) Oh, I get it. I know what this is about.

TNX: You do?

RM: Yeah and you don't have to worry. You'll still be my best friend after me and Kelli are married. You'll never have to worry about anyone taking your place as my best friend. We are buds are buds for life. and don't you for get that.

TNX: (weakly) Yeah, you figured me out. That's exactly why I've been acting the way I have because I was afraid of losing my best friend.

RM: (giving her a brotherly hug and peck on the forehead) You never have to worry about losing me as a friend. I'll be there for you no matter what. I'm glad we got everything out in the open. It just would be the same without my best friend beside me on one of the most important nights of my life.

TNX: I'm glad we got every thing out in the open to. (Taking a deep breath) It's getting late. You better get a move on. Big night and all.

RM: (looking at his watch) Wow it is late. (goes to the door) We ok? (Tnx nods) You want to ride with me and Kelli to the ball tonight?

Tnx: No that's ok. I've got somethings to take care of first. Why don't I just meet you there.

RM: Ok. See you later.

After RainMan leaves, TNX sobs uncontrollably. He can't propose to Kelli tonight. He just can't she thinks. What am I going to do. She cries some more as she paces around there apartment. Suddenly she has a thought. She goes to the phone and stops crying just as she picks it up. She dials a number she swore she would never dail. But desparte times calls for desparte measures. And that this point, she would do what ever it takes to stop RainMan from proposing at the ball tonight.

TNX: (after the other person picked up the phone) I need your help

Re: Re: In Jamaica...
 

Alex carries Alice out of the house and he puts her down so that she can walk. Alice turns around to face him.

“Why are you saving me?” she asked her captor.

“Because if I have to die today in this world, I want to die doing something that is right and fighting for what believe in. I am tired of living a life of lies and riches. I want to go home with God and work things out with him.”

“What made you get started with this mess in the first place.”

“Let’s just say that Stephano pays well.”

“Stephano?!”

“Yeah, Stephano. Look, I have no time to talk, you must go and get a head start away from here. I will stay and suffer whatever it is I have to face.”

Alice runs to her house, still in shock. When she turns around to see the house she was once captive in, she still sees the man, waving at her.

Back at GCSU...
 

Redefined Diva, SevenOhTwo and EightOhEight are hanging out at the yard. SevenOhTwo is enjoying his neo status as a member of, Inc and everyone is watching the different girls trying to holler at him.

“So you are one of the new Alpha’s? You look sexy?” This unidentified chick tries to sweat him.

“Thank you.”

“Do you have a girl, or can I be that girl for you.”

“I’m single, no commitments.”

“So are you going to be in the library, say about six minutes after seven?”

“I can be, but I promised the SGRho’s I would be at their community service program later this evening. Gotta show that greek love.”

“You’d pick them SGRho’s over me?”

“What can I say, I like them sexy, classy, independent, I don’t need to get on a man’s jock type of women, what about you?”

“Fine, hang with them SGHOES.”

“Cool, just remember that it is SGRho and if you want to role with me on any kind of level, then you will have to respect any and all Greeks I may chose to role with.”

The unknown girl walks off and Redefined Diva and EightOhEight start rolling.

“Damn man I didn’t think you’d have it in you, turning down good looking chicks.” EightOhEight said as she pats her brother on the back.

“I want to be around a real woman, not some superficial chick that just wants to role with me because of the letters I wear or because they think I’m going to get them into a party for free. I bet you that is what she wanted anyway. Last week, this is the same guy that was over my roommate’s jock.”

“Oh yeah,” Redefined Diva said, “I forgot 1911 is a Que.”

“Don’t let him hear you say that? Specially since his name is 1911.”

“Yeah, I remember his dad is a Que… wait a minute, isn’t yours too.”

“Yep, my daddy’s a Que, my mom’s a Delta. My auntie Professor LadyGreek is a Delta and my Uncle Doggystyle is Que. Infact, I’m the only Coleman that is an Alpha.” SevenOhTwo says laughing at his own joke.

“Yeah, wait until Doggystyle see’s you, he’ll probably…” Redefined Diva starts to say, but she turns her head to some bushes where she can vomit.

“Are you okay?” SevenOhTwo asks as he gives her a napkin.

“I’m cool.”

At the Hospital, Before the Masquerade....
 

Ideal08 notices a short nurse with curls in her hair and she begins to follow her.

I remember this chick. I’m going to get her ass for attempting to poison me! Ideal08 says as she stops in her heals so that the lady can turn around and see her.

“Excuse me,” Ideal08 says as she gets closer to the nurse.

“Yes,” Prayerful turns around and looks at the destitute diva.

“You are the nurse that gave me the cup of water earlier today when we were helping out with the fire weren’t you.”

“Yes,” Prayerful responds, not knowing whether to answer the question or not.

Damn, the heifer ain’t dead Prayerful thinks to herself, Stephano is not going to be happy that I have failed my mission. I need to think of something quick.

“Well, I wanted to thank for that cup of water, I was feeling quite refreshed. You left before I could say anything and since I recognized you, I thought that you should be acknowledged for that.”

Let me catch this chick outside, Ideal08 thinks to herself. No better yet, let me get at this chick at CT4’s party, I’m sure C won’t mind

“Ideal08, there you are,” 1savvydiva and Steeltrap say as they caught up with her.

“Hey girls,” Ideal08 responds, hinting at them that she found the chick she was looking for, “well say, what is your name again.”

“Prayerful,”

“That’s a lovely name,” 1savvydiva tunes in.

“Yes, very lovely,” Steeltrap nods in agreement.

“Well Prayerful, my homegirl, CT4 is throwing a masquerade ball tonight. I think you should attend. It’s going to be at the Pyramid’s. It’s a ballroom right off of Lyle and Snowden Boulevard.”

“The Pyramids… isn’t that the new ballroom that DableST 1 opened earlier this year.”

“Yes,”

“I love her, that’s my girl. I will make sure to attend, I look forward to seeing you.”

“We look forward to seeing you too.” Ideal08 smiled as she faked hugged Prayerful and watches her walk away, “and when I see you, I’m a slip a little sumptin, sumptin in your drink and see how you like that.”

“Come on Ideal08, before you get a migraine,” Steeltrap says as she grabs Ideal08 and turns her away before she thinks about giving Prayeful a beat down in the hospital instead.

Party Preparations
 

CT4 arrives at The Pyramids to go over last minute party plans with DableST_1. She has tons of things to do between now and 8:00 and not a moment to waste.


CT4: DableST_1. . .I came to make sure everything is set up for tonight. I have a few changes I need to make. I need for you to have 22 bottles of Ballatore Champagne. It is critical that the champagne is here. I am expecting a surprise guest and want to have something here to toast the guest's presence.

DableST_1: I will have it here just as you requested.

CT4: Now I must go. There is much to do for tonight. I will see you later.


CT4 leaves The Pyramids and heads onward to her next destination. She needs to check on other arrangements for the party for tonight. As she drives her phone rings, she picks it up.

CT4: Hello.

Mystery Man: The eagle flies over the barn at night but with root beer in his mouth.

CT4 (ROFLHAO): Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!???

MM: Are you alone?

CT4: Yes. Are you on crack?

MM: LOL, I always wanted to have code words while working on a covert operation.

CT4: Have you taken care of what I told you to take care of?

MM: Yes I have Big Sister Mission Impossible.

CT4: Very good. Well I am on my way to handle the rest of the items on my to do list.

MM: The duck quacks and the cow moos but what sound does the rabbit make?

CT4: :confused: :o I am about to hang up on you.

MM: Over and out good buddy.


CT4 heads to Kelli's apartment who is at the spa getting a facial, manicure and pedicure. She grabs her keys and heads up to Kelli's apartment. She throws on her dark subglasses, black wide brim hat and scales the wall like Spiderman. . . SIIIIIIKE!!. She has the key and walks to the door like she always does.

CT4 leaves Kelli's apartment with what she came for. She checks her watch and then heads to her salon to get her beautification done. The other items on her to do list can wait until after her appointment. She is tired and worn out. . . She will be glad when tonight is over.

It's a Party Part 1
 

CT4 was tired. She had still not gotten dressed. It was 7:30 and she had been at the Pyramids overseeing the final preparations since 5:30. Finally everything looked ready so she went into the back room and began to get dressed. She had found a beautiful dress that her mother had made for her in black. Her mask was crimson, gold and cream. She was going to enjoy this party come what may. It had been a long time since GC had had a shindig like this one. . . in more ways than one. She wanted this to be a night no one ever forgot.

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My Dress :cool:

She had finished getting dressed when she heard a man call her name. She opened the door to the back room and saw him. She saw that the DJ had set up and was playing Joe's "All That I Am."

Her heart melted! Her man had made it in time for the party. She ran to him and jumped in his arms. MICHAEL had returned from shooting Barbershop 2. :cool: She had not seen him in a month and had missed him so much. Damn him for not coming back last night, now she had to wait hours before they could fornicate. :o

She quickly filled him in on the plans and thus made him a co-conspirator for love.

CT4: Baby, I am sooooooooo glad you are home. I have missed you soooooo much.

Michael: CT4, baby, I have missed you so much. Eve kept trying to push up on a brotha but I told her my heart belongs to you and only you.

CT4: Oh no she didn't!

Michael: Baby, don't worry about her. You are the only one I want.

CT4: Ditto. Michael you are looking delicious as hell in that black tux. The cut of that tux was made for you.

Michael: The only thing made for me was you. I bless the day we met. You are forever in my heart. CT4, I love you so much.

Ct4 (crying): Oh Michael, I love you so much too. You are everything that I prayed to find in a man. I love you because you are my soul mate and the love I feel for you only grows with time.

Michael: Baby, I cannot live without you any more. **gets down on one knee** I love you, CT4. MY heart belongs to you. You are my forever. You complete me. Will you marry me?

CT4 (voice a la Gina Waters from the scene in the park on Martin): Yes Michael, oh yes baby. (crying harder). . . they kiss

Michael: Baby, you have not even seen the ring yet.

CT4: The ring does not matter. The ring is like our love -- it cannot be broken, but go ahead and let me see it.

Michael: Open the box.

CT4 opens the box and faints!!! But gets right back up and dances and kisses Michael. She shouts, "GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRY!!!"

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She does a pirouette around the room. The DJ had been watching and began to play Luther's So Amazing as Michael took the ring out of the box and put it on CT4's finger. The two began to dance in their own private celebration.


Whoa!! CT4 is engaged! What else will happen once the party actually starts? Will the Mystery Man show? Will he reveal himself to Kelli?

The Party Part 2
 

Honeykiss stepped out of the car and waited for her sister to hand the car keys to the valet. THe sisters had finally found dresses early this afternoon. They had spent the rest of the afternoon at the spa. They had run into CT4 at the salon as well as several other women from the GC community. They had enjoyed a pre-masquerade soiree at the salon.


HK: Wow, this place looks fabulous. CT4 went all out.

D.COM: Yeah, I am loving this lighted waterfall. We will have to make sure to take plenty of pics tonight.

HK: Yeah. I wonder what will be on the menu.

D.COM: I hope there are some fruit trays.

HK: Let's head inside.

The two sisters proceed inside where they gasp in awe at the decorations. The grand ballroom has been decorated in crimson, gold, and black. It was an exquisite arrangement -- black tablecloths with crimson and gold centerpieces. There were red and yellow roses all around the room.

HK spied MzSportsLuva, Gina and TNXButterfly across the room headed towards her and D.COM. The group stood talking and checking out the brothas in the room. The food had not yet been set out so the ladies headed to the bar. Thankfully the drinks were free so HK knew she could indulge beyond her 3 drink limit.

Standing at the bar, HK spotted Toocute, her mother's neighbor for the last 20 years. Candygirl and toocute were friends sometimes but usually fell out after a night of playing bid whist. One time Candygirl had pulled out her knife on TooCute for reneging on a hand. They did not speak for 6 months over that one.

HK: Have you seen your mother yet?

D.COM: No, I wonder what she will be wearing?

HK: Is she bringing Dog Dog Bang Bang or one of her other menses?

D.COM: Chile, ain't no telling.

D.COM and HoneyKiss stood talking to their friends when TooCute approached. She had not yet put on her mask.

TooCute: Party over here!!

D.COM: Oh lawd.

TooCute: Ain't no party like a TooCute party because a TooCute Party don't STOP!!

HK: So TooCute did you have fun last night percolating?

TooCute: Chile, yes. This morning I woke up a little stiff and sore. So I soaked in some vinegar and feel a lot better.

All of a sudden, they hear a yell from the entrance.

Candygirl: OOOOOOOOOOH NO THE HEYALL YOU DON'T!! TooCute Mahalia Bertha Mae Jenkins, I know you did not come to this ball wearing the exact same dress as me!! Let me get my blade!! Low down cut throat scallywag.

HK and D.COM looked at each other and rolled their eyes in exasperation. As they head over to their mother, they spot CT4 walking up to Candygirl.

CT4: With all due respect, Ms. Candygirl I will not tolerate foolishness or drama up in my party. If you cannot respect that, you need to roll out. I will gladly refund your money if you wish to leave.

Candygirl: My apologies CT4. I did not mean to cause any ruckus. I remember you as a little baby when my mama used to babysit you. I will respect your event. Besides I look better in the dress than Ms. Toocute anyway.

HK: Mama, you be nice to Ms. TooCute. That's your friend.

Candygirl: Friend, HELL!!

D.COM: Look, we came to have fun not babysit and mediate all night. Now BEHAVE, young lady.

Candygirl: I am still the mama. I taught you 2 everything you know.

HK: Yeah mama that Tic Tac maneuver worked swell last night.

Candygirl: Really? Tell mama all about it!

The Party Part 3
 

Monica's "So Gone" was blasting from the Pyramids as Steeltrap, Ideal08 and 1savvydiva stepped out of their pink cadillac and headed to the entrance.

Steeltrap had on a spagetti strap salmon pink Karl Kani dress, that showcased her vibatious curves befitting the fullfigure woman that she is. The pink Manolo shoes matched the light strawberry purse that she was wearing. Her mask was of an emerald color, with a pink ivy over the right eye.

Ideal08 was wearing an apple green Baby Phat gown, with the slit up the length of her arms, matching the length of the slit down her back. Her apple green Manolo's were matching the purse that she carried of the same. The curls in her head had been set to wrap in a bun that then extended down her shoulders like a waterfall. Her mask was of a watermellon color with a green frog leaping across the top of her eyes.

1savvydiva, she was the killa. Her tall, slender physique was covered in a black trench coat that covered the short skirt she was wearing. The pearls that sat above her neck, glistened as if they were birthed from diamonds in the rough. The coat was buttoned at the first three button, leaving the rest unbotton to expose her flat, almost muscularlike stomach. Her black boots her knee high, and if you weren't careful, you would have mistaken her for an R&B singer.

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In lieu of a mask, she had a black netted hat tilted to the left. Since she was in the middle, it was clear that she was the leader of the group.

The three women looked at each other as 1savvydiva continued to sing the melody of the song. They walked to the entrance of Pyramids and were met by two Egyptian guards. Their chest exposed the payment of a good winter's workout, while their obviously naked waist were only covered by the white, thin, sheet like towels that almost exposed there... yeah...

"The password please," the light one asked.

Ideal08 and Steeltrap stood next to them, dipped into that infamous AKA lean and gave and earpiercing Skee-Wee that's height was high enough to crack the glasses of the building.

"And I'm with them," 1savvydiva jumped in as the guards let open their spears to let the ladies through.

As the ladies stepped into the 'Mids, they were greeted by DableST 1 and CT4 who were making their way to the room.

"I mean damn," DableST 1 said as she hugged the ladies, "if that note had been any higher we would have had glass falling out of the sky." The group laughed as they inspected one another. "Note to self, I will be buying bullet proof glasses so that we don't have that problem anymore."

"Welcome to the Pyramid's," CT4 said, showing off her newly received engagment ring.

"You're engaged!" Ideal08 yelled while grabbing CT4's hand, "since when and why have you been holding out?

"It just happened," CT4 said, "you see my man Michael over there with The Original Ape."

The ladies waved at the men, who responded in kind.

"Now before I let you ladies proceed any further," CT4 said, "I need for ya'll to promise me that there won't be any fighting from the three of you."

"Me, fight?" Ideal08 questioned, "oh I don't fight... not in this dress."

"I'm too old for that," Steeltrap jumped in.

"I'm not," 1savvydiva said and the group of ladies were laughing again.

"Well anyway, the food is on the right and the sexy men are on the left. I think the bruhs are about to stroll so I will need to let you go." CT4 said as she heard the "Atomic Dog" intro being played.

"Don't be strolling in that dress now girl," Ideal08 said as she sees CT4 and DableST 1 run to towards the Omegas, "I'm going to hate for your everythings to be falling out."

"My everythings are not going to fall out!" CT4 yelled back, starting to throw her arms back and participate in the infamous party hop.

Ideal08, Steeltrap and 1savvydiva look at them and smile.

"Now remember, we are looking for Prayerful, when we find that chick, we'll have to exit towards the back," Ideal08 says as the three women split up and enjoy the night's festivities.

The Party Part 4
 

CT4 steps out of the party hop after the Atomic Dog went off. She had spied Kelli walk in with Rain Man. Rain Man was out on the dance floor dancing solo. Kelli looked divine in her fire red ball gown. She walked over to Kelli snagging Ideal on her way. She pulled the 2 over to a private corner.


CT4 (flexed her left hand): BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!! Ideal saw it already but I had to share my good news with my girls.

KElli (crying): When did this happen? That ring is BAD AS HELL!!

CT4: RIGHT before the party started. Michael walked in here looking the FINNEST ;) I have EVAAAAAAA seen him look. He made me moist. :o

Kelli: I am so happy for you.

CT4: Thanks Kelli. Are you okay? I know you are still hurting but you know God has a way of working it out betta than you could ever imagine.

Kelli: Yeah I know.

CT4: Ideal, as my oldest and dearest friend, I want to ask you to do me the honor of being my maid of honor on my special day.

IDeal08 (crying): Girl, I would be honored.

Ideal and CT4 hug. CT4 and Kelli hug.

CT4: Kelli, you know I want you up there with me as well as my bridesmaid.

Ideal: Where is Michael?

CT4: Over there talking to Candygirl with her crazy ghetto self. Yall missed her almost about to rumble with TooCute earlier. They have on the same dress.

Ideal: Shuuuuuuuut up!!

CT4: Yall let me go rescue my man from Candygirl. Yall have fun. I have tons of surprises for the guests.

Ideal08: Holla at a diva! :D

CT4 went into the back room to check on Mystery Man. He was back there pacing.

CT4: You okay?

MM: Yeah, nervous as hell.

CT4: Don't be.

MM: How does she look?

CT4: You do know you can go out there and see for yourself? No one could possibly recognize you with that mask on!

MM: Okay I will, I will. Give me a minute.

CT4 walks back into the main room. She sees Rain Man no longer dancing. He is standing on the stage talking to the DJ. He grabs the microphone.

Rain Man: Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. I have something I need to say. To Kelli, I have loved you for almost four years, but your heart belonged to another. I waited and prayed and continued to love. You are a beautiful woman. Our love is like a flower, it had to grow and it grew over time. You allowed me to kiss away your tears and caress you in the middle of the night. You make me smile and laugh. You keep me going when I want to give up. You are the greatest love song come to life. Kelli, I love you now and forever. Will you marry me?

CT4 had drank 4 glasses of champagne during Rain Man's speech. She was holding Michael's hand while Mystery Man stood at her side seething with rage. Kelli had walked to the front of the crowd where she saw Rain Man down on one knee on the stage with an open ring box in his hand.


What will Kelli say? What will she do?

The Party Part 5
 

Kelli stared at Rain Man and knew that her moment of truth had arrived. She looked at Rain Man and turned and looked at CT4. She looked behind her and saw about 200 folks from GC staring at her and Rain Man.


Kelli: I. . . I. . . .I . . . I (crying). . .I. . .

MM: HELL NO SHE WILL NOT MARRY YOU!!!

CT4 does a silent GLOOOOOOOORY!! :p

Kelli: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

MM: She cannot and will not marry you because she is STILL IN LOVE WITH ME!!

Mystery man takes off his mask to reveal himself to everyone. The whole crowd gasps. Kelli faints!! CT4 rushes to help her up. Mystery Man follows. He helps Kelli stand up. He relishes in touching her.

Kelli: BOBBY EARL is that REALLY you!!?!?!??!!?

Bobby Earl (TAFKAMM): Yes it is me. Kelli, you cannot marry him because you are still in love with me and I am still in love with you!!!

The DJ plays "Still in Love" by Brian McKnight as Bobby Earl takes Kelli's hand and leads her to the center of the dance floor where they dance. All of GC looks on. Most of the women are boohooing. CT4 is crying harder than Kelli. Rain Man is crying too as he still is on the stage with the ring.

(CT4 stops and laughs her ass off at her own self)

The song finishes and Bobby Earl gets down on one knee.

Bobby Earl: Kelli, I left you 2 years ago for reasons I can never tell you. Every day apart from you was hell on Earth. I only left because I had no other choice. The whole time I was away, you were the only thing that kept me going. THE ONLY THING!! I came back as soon as I could and I stand here today STILL IN LOVE with you but that love has grown in ways that I am not eloquent enough to put in words. But my heart is forever yours. I want to grow old with you. I want to watch you sleep. I want to be there with you when you achieve your goals and dreams. Tonight, I want to begin my life's journey with you. I want to be the first thing you see in the morning and the last thing you see at night. I want to hold your hand as we grow old together. Tonight, I am asking you will you marry me?

Kelli stood there with her mouth WIDE OPEN and tears staining her dress. She looked at Bobby Earl who had reached in his pocket and produced a ring box which he opened.

Kelli: That's my ring! But how did you get it.

Bobby Earl: CT4 helped me get it. You still have not answered my question.


What is Kelli going to do? Two proposals in 5 minutes. . . .stay tuned.:p

The PArty Part 6
 

Kelli: CT4 told me to forgive you, but I did not know it would be so soon. I never expected to see you again. I loved you with verything I had in me. That love never died. Rain Man I never loved you. I'm sorry but my heart belongs to this man right here in front of me.

Bobby Earl: What are you saying?

Kelli: I'm saying that I will marry you.

Bobby Earl: What are you doing tonight?

Kelli: Tonight? But I need a dress. We need a minister, flowers, etc.

Bobby Earl: CT4 got it all together today. The minister is here waiting. Your dress, the original dress, is here too.

CT4: Come on, girl. Let's get you ready!

Kelli: How long have you known about all of this?

CT4: Remember yesterday when I told you I hit a man with my car. It was Bobby Earl. He stayed at my house last night and umm slept with you too.

Kelli: Dayum. You are the schemingest mofos, but this is a HUGE SURPRISE!!


CT4: Come on, let's get ready while The Pyramids staff gets the room ready for your wedding.



CT4 and Kelli head to the back room to get her ready for her wedding night. The guests mingle and talk. . . .

The Party Part 7 ;0
 

"I can't believe she's marrying him!" NinjaPoodle says as she was talking to Prayerful, "I wish a man would pull that kind of stunt with me and expect me to marry his ass."

"Poor RainMan," Prayerful says as she looks at him sitting in a chair, crying his heart out and cursing himself for ever getting involved with Kelli.

"That's what he gets for doing my girl, TNXButtefly like that. Teach his ass!" FinerWoman10-A-91 says as she walks to the punch table to get her a drink.

Prayerful walks to the punch table and she feels a vibration in her purse.

"Hey sweetie how are you doing?" Stephano says from the phone.

"I'm good, but your son is in hear crying his eyes out."

"Which one?"

"RainMan."

"That damn boy, look put him on the phone,"

"I don't think that would be a good idea, let me talk to him."

"Alright, but don't get his hopes high over some woman or whatever. I bet you that is why he is crying."

"You ain't never lied."

"Remember your assignment, it has to be done tonight!"

"Yes sir,"

Prayerful hears a dialtone and she hangs up her phone. She walks over to where RainMan is sitting.

"RainMan, come with me!"

RainMan gets up and wipes his face from the tears he's crying. You could still hear his heart crying, as he is whimpering as he walks. RainMan looks around to see people laughing at him or talking about him.

"RainMan, forget about Kelli," Prayerful says as she is walking and can feel him following her.

"But I love..."

"I said forget about her. I have someone else, in mind that you might want to speak with."

Ideal08 and Steeltrap are watching and following RainMan and Prayerful towards the back of Pyramids.

"You sure you want to do this now?" Steeltrap asks.

"Look, you give your condolences to RainMan, I'll deal with Miss Prayerful, alright?"

The two women smile as the catch up to Prayerful and RainMan.

The Party Part 7.1
 

Nupe4Life is calling Doggystyle, who is at home waiting to hear from BigSisterShaft.

"Yo man," Nupe4Life yells above the crowd, "you will not believe the stunt my frat brother pulled at Pyramids."

"What did MandingoNupe do?"

"No, No man Bobby Earl. He proposed to Kelli in the middle of the Pyramids, right after RainMan proposed to him."

"You're kidding?"

"Naw dog, that's why I'm calling you. They are about to get married in a few minutes and I think you should be up here to see our boy off."

"Let me call The OriginalApe and Blackwatch so they can see this wedding."

"They already here, we're just waiting on your old ass to show up."

"Aight, I'll be there, but first I got to handle some family business, if you know what I mean."

"I hear ya', twenty years and that girl still got you whipped."

"At least I got something to whip."

The two men share a laugh as they hang up the phone. TwoOneThree is sitting in the family room table and he is looking at the pictures of him, OneOneTwo, BigSisterShaft and Doggystyle when they were a younger family.

Doggystyle grabs his bat and walks into the family room.

"Word on the street is that my son OneOneTwo ain't dead. I also heard, from your Auntie AKA2D'91, that she saw you and that "ghost" riding around town. I know that your mama's sister is not crazy, yet, I do remember spending about $7,000 burrying his ass. And your mother, oh how I love that woman, she's still grieving over her loss. I'm glad she went to Jamaica so that she can have some piece and quiet. So you have two choices, tell me where my son is, or you can join him where he should be!"

TwoOneThree is watching his father pat the bat in the palm of his hand.

Party Break (In Jamaica)
 

LadyGreek and BigSisterShaft are sitting down at the Delta meeting all eyes are on Alice/Ann.

"I can't wait to bust her, for real this time." LadyGreek says under her breath to BigSisterShaft.

"We got this, remember, The 411 is here and besides I made some of these sorors here. We got pull. We got another ten minutes before things go down."

As the meeting continues and she watches Alice give her report, BigSisterShaft feels something in her heart, like a child yelling and screaming. She grabs her heart, feels it, then places her hand back down.

"What's wrong BigSisterShaft?"

"Something's not right. If I didn't know any better, I think my son is in trouble."

"Look, OneOneTwo is not in Hell, I promise you that. I know I may have joked about that but come on now."

"It's funny you mention him. Look, let us be quiet before we get kicked out of the meeting."

The two ladies listen to the speak with attentive ears and they wait for their "turn."

Gyrl7 and Librasoul head into the Pyramids with their masks up. As they walk through the front door, they are almost knocked down by Prayerfull and Rainman.

Gyrl7: "DAYUM! WATCH WHERE THE FU--Oh snap! Was that prayerfull and rainman?"

Librasoul: "Looked like it! I don't know though it mighta been Warren Sapp and Derrick Brooks the way they are barrelling through here."

Librasoul sees Ideal08 and Steeltrap.

Librasoul: "Hey there ladies! How are ya-"

Ideal08: "Libra, what's up, girl. Not time to chat, urgent matters to attend to."

Ideal08 and Steeltrap hurry off after Prayerfull and Rainman.

Librasoul: "Well wtf is going on here? Everyone is acting weird as hail."

Gyrl7: "I dunno, but there must be something major going down over there if everyone is running. I can't miss it!"

Gyrl7 turns and hurries off after everyone so she can see what's going on.

Librasoul pauses for a minute then realizes this will be the perfect opportunity to find Fee Fee. She scans the room and sees Fee Fee and Determined1 chatting by the or-durbs (:p). Librasoul goes over to the table.

Librasoul: "What's the deal y'all?"

Determined1: "Nothing girl, what's up? You just missed some Deee-rama. Rain Man got shot down and Kelli engaged Bobby Earl instead."

Librasoul: "For REAL?? DAYUM! Ahh, to be fashionably late! So anyways, what's up Fee Fee?"

Fee Fee: "Nothing much. This party is the FIRE. Too bad Rain Man got BURNED."

Librasoul: " Um...yeah. Speaking of fires and burning..."

Flashback to just before the party

Tnxbutterfly drives to the seedy part of GC. She arrives at the agreed upon site a few minutes a head of schedule and shuts the engine off.

She fiddles with the radio as she waits for the mysterious stranger to arrive.

tap tap tap. Tnx jumps slightly as the stranger taps on the passenger side window.

Tnx: Thanks for meeting me on such short notice. Do you have the stuff?

Mystery person: Yeah I got it

Tnx: You're sure it works?

Mystery person: I used it on Ideal08 the other day and it did the job.

Tnx: Well, Prayerfull, it obviously didn't work all that well because Ideal08 is still alive.

Pray: (slightly annoyed) Just a minor setback. Look are we talking about Ideal08 or Rainman?

Tnx: (sighing) Rainman

Pray: And you don't want to kill him do you? You just want something to knock him out till you can put Plan B into action right?

Tnx: Right

Pray: Good. Now do exactly as I say and everything should go according to plan. (pausing) Now, remember, discretion is key. Knowing CT4 like I do, she is going to have the place clawing with the GCPD. You can not take any chances on anyone seeing you slip the potion in Rainman's drink. There is probably be some agents from the I. H. P. E. decetive agency there too.

Tnx: I.H. P. E. ? What's that

Pray: Inch High Private Eye Detective agency. I.H. P. E Detective agency works closely with the GCPD. Some of the agency's best agents are the AKA's and Delta's. They see things better then Miss Cleo ever could. One false move and you can kiss Rainman goodbye

Tnx: Ok, I'll be careful. Anything else?

Pray: Do you have the black gloves?

Tnx: Yeah I have them. I still don't understand what they are for.

Pray: (rolling her eyes) Daym, cuz, don't you know anything? The black gloves are to concel your grubby little finger prints. You don't want the police to trace anything back to you in case anything goes wrong now do you?

Tnx: I suppose not. (taking a deep breath) So, make sure noone sees me, make sure I'm wearing the black gloves, and be discrete. Got it! Anything else?

Pray: No, I think you're ready to put the plan into action

Meanwhile, back in the party…

1SavvyDiva comes back from the bar and realizes that Steeltrap and Ideal08 are missing.

1SD: “Now where in the world did those heifers go?” She starts to search around the room, she turns around suddenly and runs smack dab into the cutest guy in the party (other than CT4’s new fiance’). “That right there is gonna cost you $5.50 padna!” she says with her signature smart-arse mouth.

Starang21: “Sweetie, my apologies…would you let me buy you another?”

1SD looks him up and down and shakes the guilt off and says, “Sweetie…I would let you buy me TWO!” ;)

Starang21 smiles and takes her by the arm and walks her to the bar.

(After 2 drinks, they are sitting, conversing comfortably as if they’ve known each other for years)

Starang21: “So is there a Mr. 1SavvyDiva?”

1SD: **gulp** “Well, there is someone in my life, but he is on the road so much, we hardly get to see each other. Sometimes it gets lonely, you know?”

Starang21: “I understand all too well…that’s why I will NEVER do the long-distance thing again…what does your friend do for a living?”

1SD: “Um…he’s a…performer”

Starang21: “A performer, eh? Anyone I know?”

1SD: “Enough about me, you said that you just visiting GC, what brought you here?”

Starang21: “Nice switch! Well…to make a long story short, I am looking for my birth mother.”

1SD: “Wow…and you have reason to believe that she is from GC?”

Starang21: “Yes…I do”

1SD: “Well…oh there’s my sister…listen, I will give you my card, if there is anything I can do for you, please don’t hesitate to call…anytime. Oh, who do you know here at the party?”

Starang21: “WELLLL, nice meeting you, I will speak to you again!”



1SD: “Ha, nice switch…party-crasher! Good Luck!” as she watches him walk away, ‘Damn, Luda needs to get back quick, I think I am in heat’ :o

With the party in full effect
 

Miss. Mocha walks in slowly. She is by herself. She's not new in GC, but she usually keeps to herself, so she doesn't know that many people. She was surprised to even receive an invitation to CT4's party. She didn't know that CT4 knew who she was.


She goes to find CT4. CT4 is throwing back drinks, some guy is making a really long speech.


Miss. Mocha: "CT4, I just wanted to thank you for inviting me to your party."

CT4: "Oh, no problem. You're Miss. Cafe au lait, right?"

Miss. Mocha: (sighing) "Miss. Mocha".

CT4: (taking a huge slup) "Oh, my bad. It's cool to meet you Miss. Mocha."

Miss. Mocha: "See you around."



Miss. Mocha does a lap around the whole ballroom. She tries to see if she recognizes anybody. She sees somebody she knows. She doesn't know whether to approach the young lady or not. The last time they talked, they realized that they were both trying to date the same man, Nas. He had surprised them both by kicking them to the curb, and getting with Kelis.

Miss. Mocha takes a deep breath. "Hey, Redefined Diva."

"Hey, Miss. Mocha. Long time no see. You still working up at General Hospital?" asked Redefined Diva.

Miss. Mocha shakes her head. "Girl, you know the fire bruned down the Viagra Unit. I'll have to wait until they rebuild it, or work in the Urinary Tract Infection Lab."

"It's like that sometimes." Redefined commiserates.

"Are you still messing with Nas?" Miss. Mocha asked.

Redefined shakes her head. "Naw girl. He always liked you more, anyway. I can take a hint. I have a new man." She pauses. "There he is now. See ya."

Miss. Mocha watches her walk away.

"I gotta get a life." She thinks. "There always seems to be so many interesting things happening in GC, and I'm not involved with any of them. I have to change that. Maybe I can change that by hanging out with some of my co-workers, or maybe some of those people who live on AKA Ave or Delta Drive."

Re: With the party in full effect
 

RedefinedDiva walks towards the punch table and makes a sudden rush to the bathroom instead.

I haven't been feeling good lately. Yesterday, I almost passed out in class or feeling nauseas. And my breast feel so soft.

RedefinedDiva comes out of the bathroom and she looks at the food tray again.

Hmm... that seafood tray looks delicious. I bet that would go real good with some strawberries and grapes. Damn, where are the grapes?

RedefindedDiva runs into her girl, CT4, who just came from upstairs.

"Is this wedding going to start anytime soon?" she asked.

'It will begin soon enough, just wait. Are you doing okay? You've been acting funny?"

"I'm good, I just feel hungry."

"Yeah, you're glowing."

"What makes you think I'm glowing?"

"You look completely different in this light. Maybe it's just the shade."

"Yeah, maybe."

RedefinedDiva grabs a plateful of food and sits down and feeds her face.

Gyrl7: HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Rollin down da skreet, smokin One One Two sippin on Cafe Latte's........BURNT UP, with my mind on nothin and nothing on my mind! Libra chal this porty is off the hindges. Umm did you find out anything about the FIRE!

Libra: Just chill, im still working my majic Fee Fee is about to tell me the everything..........

Gyrl7: How Kelli gone be engaged to Bobby Earl, aint he DEAF??? What she gone SIGN her way through the honeymoon...Ha Haaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Whew chal!:D
These people gettin on my nerves so bad, they gone make me go to a Billy Graham crusade fo'real!

Libra: Gyrl please, you're........

Gyrl7: So what im to'up.........this a porty aint it. Oh, so what im BARASSING YOU NOW??? HUHN IM BARASSING YOU??? I KNOW HOW TO HOLE MY LIKKA............ABDUL TAUGHT ME HOW TO HOLE MY LIKKA(check out the movie Claudine, for those under 30).

Libra: I know you can hold your liquor, but im just afraid of what you might do next.

Gyrl7: Chal I aint gone hurt NOBOTTY, but somebotty betta close the bar...............Uh, uh, uh, uh Oh..........

Still at the ball
 

As Miss. Mocha is thinking her private thoughts, her cell phone from the hospital begins to ring.


"Shoot, don't tell me they got an assignment for me back at work already. The dang Viagra Unit only been burned down for a day or two. Shoot! Hello?"

"Mocha, this is ClassyLady, your supervisor. We need you to come in to the Urinary Tract Infection Lab asap. There's some type of ball happening tonight and we're short staffed. Get here as soon as possible."

"I'll be there."

Miss. Mocha leaves the party , and quickly makes her way to her black Avalanche. She spies the 22s it's sitting on, and makes sure that nobody has scaped her rims. She jumps in , and heads off to what's left of GC General Hospital.


************************************************** *************

"Mocha, I'm glad you're here." ClassyLady tells her. "Something strange is going on."

"Really?" Mocha asked.

"Yes, look at these slides under the microscope. If my findings are correct, over 80% of women in GC have Urinary Tract Infections."

Miss. Mocha's mouth drops. "What do you mean? How can that be?"

Classylady takes off her glasses. "Something in GC is giving the women of this community UTIs faster than any other county in the state. Any other community in the US, for that matter."

"What could it be?" Miss. Mocha pauses. "Do you think it could be ...nuclear warfare?"

Classylady chuckles. "It could be that, or maybe it's a nasty man running around with nasty women."

Miss. Mocha stands back. She's afraind of the look on Classylady's face. She's speaking from experience.

"Oh, I'm back now." ClassyLady says, regaining her composure. "Or it could be a chemical, coming into the GC water supply from that landfill on top of the mountain. It could be anything."

"What are we gonna do, ClassyLady. It's not right for the women of GC to have to suffer from painful UTIs. What are we gonna do?" Miss. Mocha asked excitedly.

"Calm down, Mocha. I'll figure something out." ClassyLady rubs her hand across her chin. "I'll get to the bottom of this."

Now at the party
 

Tnxbutterfly spentthe the better part of the last 20 minutes receiving condolances for the party-goers.

Tnx: (sniffing) Yes, it's a terrible, terrible shock. (pausing to dab her eyes with a lavender hanky) No I haven't been able to talk to him, yet. Why yes I'll tell him. Yes, yes I'll be alright. You all go ahead and enjoy yourselves. This is a party after all.

Tnxbutterfly is finally able to break her way free from the crowd and begins to make her way across the ballroom. She spotted Prayerful and Rainman heading out and was trying to make her way over to them. She gets about 20 steps when someone grabs her by the arm.

Dioysus: Tell me you didn't have anything to do with what just happened.

Tnx: Heck no. I didn't even know Bobby Earl was still alive much less back in GC. I'm just as shocked as everyone else. (more to herself) I must say having Bobby Earl propose was a stroke of genius. Much better then anything I had planned

Dio: What do you it was much better then anything you had planned?

Tnx: (faking a smile) Girl, nothing. I was just talking out the side of my neck. You know how I get sometimes

Dio: (not completely convinced) Whatever. I don't know what you're up to, but you need to quit. I have half a mind to tell Rainman what you been up to all these months

Tnx: I'm not up to anything. I told I was just running my mouth. No need for concern.


Tnxbutterfly was about to say something else when she spots Hooiser making his way over to where she and her friend are standing. Hooiser was the most notrious gossip columist in GC.
Hooiser was the last person she wanted to see.
No doubt he's coming to get some type of comment, she thought.

The Wedding
 

CT4 signaled that Kelli was ready to start the wedding. She heard the DJ began to play Maxwell's "Matrimony-Maybe You" for the processional. CT4 stepped out of the back room wearing her dress (see above) and Michael met her at the door to walk her up the aisle. CT4 was still crying. She noticed some folks were missing, but the show must go on. This was not about who was missing, but about who was returned and about to begin their lives together. CT4 made it to the altar that she had delivered to The Pyramids and she and Michael separated. Michael stood beside Bobby Earl.

Kelli stepped out of the back door and began to walk up the aisle headed towards her groom. She was radiant as she glowed and sashayed up the aisle in her dress.

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Kelli made it to the altar and took Bobby Earl's hand. She shrieked in surprise when she saw Stevie Wonder walk out and sit at the piano and begin to play Ribbon in the Sky. As he sang, CT4 had a Power Point Presentation play of Kelli and Bobby Earl. . .

Stevie finished his musical tribute to the couple and the minister proceeded with the vows. When he pronounced them man and wife, OOOOO OOOOOPs and YO YOs could be heard throughout the building. Doggystyle who had arrived looked down right nauseous.

The bride and groom walked down the aisle together and went to take wedding pictures in front of the waterfall as the cleaning crew hurried to get the chairs and tables assembled for the reception.

CT4 ordered the wait crew to begin offering hors d'oeuvres (:p) to the guests. She had others preparing the glasses of champagne for the first toast to the happy couple.

After the couple finished taking pictures, they moved to the center of the dance floor to have their first dance as husband and wife. Kenny Lattimore's "For You" had never sounded so sweet to them before.

After the first dance, a toast was raised from Bobby Earl to his wife pledging his love and fidelity for the rest of their lives. Then he raised a toast to CT4 for helping two soul mates come together.

Meanwhile in the reception hall. . .

When Miss. Mocha gets home the following morning, she's exhausted. However, she's met at the door by her sisters AKATUDE and DiscoGoddess. They both look really uncomfortable.


"What's the matter?" She asks AKATUDE.

"I don't know. I think I have a...a...you know." Replies AKATUDE.

"I know." Miss. Mocha says outraged. The dreaded UTI has attacked her own family. "IS that what's wrong with you, too, Disco?"

DiscoGoddess nods.

"Okay, I'm going down to Walgreen's to get some pencillin. Just relax, I'll be back as soon as possible."


Miss. Mocha is alone in her truck, sitting on her 22s

Why are my sisters suffering from the dreaded UTI? Who would do this to GC? . She thinks.

At the pharmacy counter, she receives some more shocking news.

Snapping and rolling her neck in utter disbelief and frustration

"What in the world do you mean, you ain't got no pencillin?!?!?! Is this not the dang gone pharmacy? How are you outta pencillin?!?" She takes a breath. "Okay, okay, okay, okay...give me two bottles of amoxicillin."

"We're out of that, too." Says the pharmacist.

"My sisters are in pain!!!! Do you understand that? Do you have anything that will treat a UTI?"

Miss. Mocha's frustration continues as she tries pharmacies at Eckerd; CVS; Osco Drug; Wal-Mart; Target and the grocery store.

Finally, she opts for 2 bottles of NorthLand Cranberry juice, and heads home.

She calls ClassyLady from her cell, and tells her about the missing penicillin.

"Yeah, I know." ClassyLady says, "I was at Walgreens myself this morning."

"ClassyLady, not you, too." Miss. Mocha cries in disbelief.

"Yes, even me. But I'll be all right. Right now, we have bigger fish to fry. Who would gain from this? I wonder....

That Same Night @ The Reception
 

HoneyKiss had been standing along the dance floor gazing at Bobby Earl dancing with Kelli. Something about him was oh so familiar but he did not have the gray eyes necessary and his hands and feet were big, but not as BIG as Mr. Gray Eyes.

Then all of a sudden her body grew warm. She felt his presence. She turned and he was standing behind her just like last night. She looked into his eyes and he he looked into hers. She smiled at him and he smiled in return.


HK: What's your name?

Mr. Gray Eyes: Tyson

HK (swoons): Tyson, it is wonderful to see you again.

Tyson: I had to see you again. There is something about you.
I did not want to leave you last night, but I had to go.

HK: I am glad you came here tonight. The night might not have been the same without you.

Tyson: You are wearing the hell outta that dress.

HK: Thank you. You look even better tonight than you did last night.

Tyson: I try, I try.

They share the flirtatious laughter. As they stand there flirting, D.COM approaches her sister and Tyson. She checks him out and secretly gives her sister the approval signal. HK introduces D.COM to Tyson. The three chat amicably until they hear Candygirl call out from behind.

Candygirl: OOOOOOOOOOO Dog Dog Bang Bang, I just asked the DJ to play Tootsie Roll. Baby let's get out here and show these young folks how we used to do it.

Not to be outdone, TooCute announces to her dance partner, Lone Dog: CandyGirl ain't got nothing on my robot. I learned a new move last night too.

The ladies proceed out to the dance floor ready to have a born in the 50s dance contest a la House Party I. HoneyKiss and D.COM groan in agonizing embarrassment. Tyson laughs.

HK: That's our mother on the left with the toothless man.

Tyson: Aye yo did her and old girl dress like that on purpose?

HK: No. My mother almost stabbed her too over that.

Tyson (LHAO): Dayum, yo mom sounds ruthless.

D.COM: Don't you mean ghetto?

HK: Our mom is very umm URBAN.

Tyson: Give me an example.

D.COM: I dated this guy a couple of years ago, but he was cheating on me. He ended up getting her pregnant. They were on Maury. She had to test 10 guys before she found my ex to be the daddy. Anyway, My MOTHER went and put sugar in his tank, bricked his house, and painted JACKASS on his front door. They found out it was her, and she went to jail for six months.

Tyson: Dayuuuuuuuuuuuum

D.OCM: So treat my sister right. You have been fairly warned.

Tyson: I. . . . .. . . .


Tyson, at a loss for words, what is on his mind? Candygirl -- urban?!??!

funkin' in Jamaica
 

It was time. LadyGreek and BigSisterShaft stood up and pulled off their wigs.
Excuse us sorors, we don't mean to interrupt your meeting but there is something we think you should know.

Everyone gets quiet and looks at the visiting sorors, then look at The411 who just shrugs, and then looks up at Alice/Ann to see if she is going to rule them out of order.

Alice/Ann just stands there with no reaction.

Damn, why isn't she reacting to seeing us here? BSS whispers to LG.

I don't know, but this is very strange LG whispers back. but let's keep going.

Sorors, we are here to let you know that you have been duped by a perp--yes, that is right, Alice here is a perp and we can prove it

A collective gasp goes up as The411 attaches the cell phone to her boom box and LG makes the call the the national executive director.

Vgcdelta speaking, how may I help you? her voice vibrating though the room.

Hi Vgcdelta, this is LadyGreek calling just as we discussed.

Hi LadyGreek, yes, I looked up the name you gave me--both her maiden name and her current name and we have never initiated anybody by the name of Alice DuBois or Chaucey. Whoever are whatever she is, she is NOT a Delta.

Thank you Vgcdelta. I'll let you get back to planning the regional conferences. Take care and I'll see you in Detroit.

Your welcome, LadyGreek. See you soon.

The room erupts in pandemonium.

Order, Order screams the Sgt.-at-Arms, but to no avail. As everyone rushes up to the front of the room, Alice/Ann runs out a side door into a waiting car.

Let's get the hell outta here. I had a feeling something was going to go down tonight. I'm glad I had you wait here for me.

No problem, boo laughs dardenr, as he starts the car and peels off, burning rubber.

1Savvydiva strolls over to where she saw her sister...she sees her looking around and sneaks up on her from behind.

1SD: "HEY SIS!" she squeals and they almost knock each other over with joy. "I am so glad you could make it...how was your flight?

SexyMocha: "It was good, thank you for inviting me...girl I really needed a break, and it's nice to be home after so long!"

1SD: "Well, I don't ever get to see you anymore...I missed you girlina!" they hug again.

SM: "Um...I thought you were coming with Ideal08 and Steeltrap?"

1SD: "Oh...yeah...well, I did, but they seem to have disappeared."

SM: "Great :rolleyes:, I have this long speech prepared and I psych myself up outside before I came in, and now I'm going to have to do it all over again."

1SD: "Sis...look, I told her that you were coming, it won't be a big deal."

SM: "NOT A BIG DEAL...Savvy, not only is she blood...she is my soror...and I slept with her boyfriend. She is supposed to be family, I don't know how she will ever forgive me!"

1SD: "She will...she HAS, she actually said she's looking forward to seeing you!" she says as she has one hand behind her back with fingers crossed

SM: "Really?"

1SD: "Really, girl...men are a dime a dozen, blood is thicker than water!"

SM: "I guess you are right...I can do this."

1SD: "YES...yes you can" as she secretly hopes she can catch Steeltrap before ST sees Sexy Mocha. She gulps down the last of her drink and wonders why it was so hard for her to tell ST that Sexy Mocha was coming. She starts to get warm and realized that she just downed her fourth drink...'I'd better slow down' she thought...............

Leaving the Party Early
 

After watching the wedding and socializing with a few more guest, RedefinedDiva decides that it is time to go. She gets in her car and drives back to GC University.

She notices that her car is out of gas and stops at a 7-Eleven on the way to campus. She feels her tank and she goes in to pay for gas. She decides that while she is out, that she wants to get some food for the dorm.

She drives to the nearest Albertsons and she goes in and gets a few things.

My period is late, she thinks as she is walking up and down the ailse, how can my period be late, I haven't slept with anyone.

She walks to the snack aisle and grabs some of her favorite treats.

Wait, I slept with OneOneTwo, but damn, I haven't had a man in about eight months. Hist, it would figure that the one time I decide to get me some, I get pregnant by his dumb ass. I only boned him because I was happy to see him. He can't even handle being in a relationship with me.

RedefinedDiva walks to the aisle where the contreceptions are and she walks right past the Trojans.

Why did I not make him put one of these one? But damn, he felt so good.

She walks to where the pregnancy tests are and she grabs one of them.

I already know that I am pregnant, but I want to take a test and go see a doctor just to be sure. How am I going to tell OneOneTwo? Shit, maybe it's better if I don't tell him. I don't want him around my child, and I definitely don't want my child around that damn Stephano. I see how he raised OneOneTwo and TwoOneThree. Knowing OneOneTwo, he won't be a good father and probably wouldn't give a kufc anyway.

RedefinedDiva puts the pregnancy test in her shopping cart and goes on to look for other items.

Re: Leaving the Party Early
 

RedefinedDiva heads to the counter and calls an old friend/enemy

*cell phone rings*

"Hello" SP
"Hey Sphinxpoet I have a problem"RD
"What's up girl long time no hear from"SP
"I might be pregnant"RD
Silence on line
"With OneOneTwo's Child"RD
"hold on while I gets my shotgun"SP
"No don't shoot him! He is about to open a record label and he can make mad money doing it"RD
"Well I can't let you sit by and have this child by yourself does he know?"SP
Click on SP's Line
"hold on"SP
"Hello"SP
"Hey Man what is going on" OneOneTwo
"MAN I AM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!! you slept with my baby cousin by 3rd daddy seperated!" SP
*dramatic music*

Re: Re: Re: Meanwhile...
 

"Dr." Sphinxpoet wakes up from his nightmare and remembers that he still has a book that he is supposed to finish. But his "telepathic" abilities alert him to his cousin's new predicament.
He looks at the time and he hears MeezDiscreet get up from her tranquilizer.

"MeezDiscreet!" "Dr." Sphinxpoet yells as she takes the tranquilizer out of her chest!

"Where am I?" She asks as she looks down, "ahh!"

"Look, stay calm," "Dr." Sphinxpoet warns, "don't look down."

"Thanks alot."

They hear the door open and OneOneTwo walks in with some Burger King.

"Relax," OneOneTwo says as he places the food on the table, "I brought you guys something to eat."

"Did you buy RedefindedDiva something?" "Dr." Sphinxpoet asks, then wishes immediately that he never brought the topic up.

"What you know about RedefinedDiva? You've been reading my mind lately "Dr." Sphinxpoet?"

"Naw, I haven't."

"Don't lie to me dog, I can tell whether or not you have been probing my mind or not. And for your benefit, I have been 'thinking' about her lately, but you probably know that already."

"Have you thought about this?"

"Dr." Sphinxpoet closes his eyes and sends a vision to OneOneTwo. He shows him a current image of RedefinedDiva testing her home pregnancy kit in her home.

That will be our way out of here. "Dr." Sphinxpoet thinks to himself, if I can just manipulate his mind, I can break out of here and save MeezDiscreet.

OneOneTwo takes out a remote control and lowers the cage. He opens the cage and lets MeezDiscreet out. He takes the tranquilizer from her and he escourts her to the table.

"Sphinxpoet, come share your work with me at the table. And don't try to use your powers to try to kill me because it won't work. You know Stephano is not going to let you kill me."

"Dr." Sphinxpoet grabs the pens and pad and brings his work to the table. He looks at the cellphone he feels vibrating and sees RedefinedDiva's number on the screen.

Damn, she did call me... I wasn't dreaming.

Re: funkin' in Jamaica
 

Okay you're safe now. What happened in there?asks Dardenr

Hell if I know, replies Ann. All of a sudden these two b*tches get up and turn on a boombox and instead of music coming out there's this voice of some woman saying that there ain't never been no Delta by the name of Alice DuBois. I was like WTF!!!! Then next thang I know all these hoes start coming at me and that's when I ran out here. Dayum I wonder what kind a isht that f**kin twin of mines done got herself into. I'm sure gonna find out when we get back to the place.

Meanwhile back at the meeting all hell done broke loose

Order, order, yells the sgt-at-arms over and over again. Finally everyone settles down and looks over at the two visiting sorors.

LadyGreek tries to explain: Sorors, we are sorry to spring this on you like this. But when we found out that Alice was down here perping as a soror, we just had to find a way to expose her in a way she couldn't lie her way out of.

You see Alice was my line sister and BigSisterShaft here was our Dean of Pledges. While we were on line, Alice commited a major betrayal of BSS and in the process broke one of our most sacred codes of honor. Consequently she was depledged and barred from becoming a member. When The411 told me that she had met Alice and Alice had told her when and where she supposedly was initiated, 411 knew that was my line. What Alice didn't realize was that 411 not only knew me, but was one of my mentees.

Having known Alice the way we did, BSS and I knew that we couldn't just call one of you and tell you the story--we had to come down in person. Otherwise, Alice would have just manipulated you all into thinking we were the ones who were crazy.

Sorors, we understand and thank you for letting us know what was going on, said the chapter vice president. We do know how manipulative Alice can be. That is how she became chapter president, but that is a whole another story. Funny though, she has been acting even more strange lately and we were about to start impeachment proceedings, so you have saved us the stress of going through that.

Okay sorors, let's end this meeting properly and continue to work through this situation as we enjoy our after-meeting social. And thank you to this month's hostesses for preparing such a wonderful feast. She bangs the gavel to signal the close of the official meeting.

As LadyGreek begins to join the social hour, BSS calls home.

Dang! she says to herself as the phone just rings. Where is my man? I told that big hands, big feets nukka I would call him tonight. Why isn't his butt at home?

When all this stuff started about Alice, BSS remembered the period of mistrust she and Doggy went through and how hard it was, but they finally worked through it. But now as she hangs up the phone those feelings start rushing to the surface again.

BigSisterShaft and LadyGreek leave the meeting after socializing with their sorors. As they are walking to their car taking off them hideous wigs, they spot Alice walking to the building where the meeting is supposed to be held.

"Oh, she came back?" LadyGreek asked.

"She a bold one," Big Sister Shaft says reaching for her container of Vaseline, "let me go make sure she doesn't return."

Alice looks at the building and sees all of the Delta license plates and she immediately walks toward the building.

I have got to confront that perp once and for all. This ought to be interesting, Alice thinks to herself. Upon getting closer to the building, she recognizes Big SisterShaft and LadyGreek, damn, I don't want to walk over there with them two in the mix. They always trying to perp bust and into starting hist. They probably still think I'm perping Delta. I am so over that. Besides, I've found the sorority that was right for me anyway. But hey, I've got to be the bigger woman in this, and I'm proud of what I am. Besides, I'm here to expose my sister, not to bring up the past of the good big hands, big feet man I passed up.

Alice walks towards the ladies and her pin shines brightly on her left breast. She notices LadyGreek and Big SisterShaft walking towards her and she smiles.

At the party still...
 

The Professor, DoggyStyle, Dog Dog Bang Bang, Nupe4Life, Bobby Earl and MandingoNupe are sitting at the table having some drings, and sharing "married life" with the new groom.

"She's not going to get possessive man, I know Kelli," Bobby Earl is defending his woman.

"You say that now," Dog Dog Bang Bang is shedding some knowledge, "wait until football season gets here and you start crying about how Kelli won't let you do this and Kelli won't let you do that."

"I got this," MandingoNupe jumps in, "how about, when are you coming home Bobby? You been hanging with the bruhs for too long!"

"She a Delta, she know the deal," Bobby Earl jumped.

"Mine is too," Doggystyle jumps in, "but you got to know when the time is right for your frat and when the time is right for your fam. Like Jahiem said, you got to put that woman first."

All the men nod their head in agreement and they finish their round of drinks.

"But I got to get something off my chest though," Doggystyle says quickly while pounding the glass on the table.

"What's up?" The Professor asked.

"Ya'll are going to trip out when you hear this, but after I say what I got to say, ya'll going to understand why ya'll are going to be one frat brother short at your next chapter meeting."

"Oh hsit, what did TwoOneThree do now?" MandingoNupe said, listening attentively to his friend.

"Dog," Doggystyle starts.

"I'm the Dog," Dog Dog Bang Bang jumps in and everyone starts laughing again.

"No, I'm serious man. This lil' stunt that my son pulled, I expected from OneOneTwo, not TwoOneThree, and when he told me his involvement in it, it broke my heart. I beat his ass to the white meat and slapped all over the house man. I broke some furniture beating his ass."

"Damn Dog, you a little violent ain't you?" Nupe4Life commented.

"Not as violent as I'm going to be when I find OneOneTwo."

"Look, I know ya'll still mourning," Bobby Earl says, "but OneOneTwo is dead. I saw him die when Gyrl7 pushed him from the building remember? I was the one that called you. I checked his pulse and everything."

"OneOneTwo is alive. See, AKA2D'91 was calling for her sister about a week ago, but she told me that she had suspicions and then Ladea gave me the hook up as well. But when I heard from TwoOneThree's mouth how he helped him fake the whole thing."

"Man,"

Disappointment spreads through the whole table. MandingoNupe is shaking his head.

I can't believe spec went and did that, he thinks to himself.
Not TwoOneThree, Bobby Earl says.

"So when ya'll see that dead son of mine walking, ya'll give me call. I got some choice words I want to say to him. And that little kfucer owes me $7000."

In Da Basement....
 

TwoOneThree reaches from his bed for his cell phone. He dials 112 to get his brother's direct line.

"Sup Twin," OneOneTwo says picking up the phone.

"Sup," TwoOneThree responds.

"What's wrong with you?"

"Daddy beat my ass, that's wrong," TwoOneThree whines over the phone.

"You supposed to be a grown ass man, how you gonna let daddy beat your ass."

"He used a bat,"

"Oh,"

"Look man, whereever you are hiding at you might want to stay there for a while because he knows you're alive."

"Hist! He beat it out of you didn't he?"

"Man, Auntie AKA2D'91 saw us conversing she threatened to tell me."

"Wait a minute. You mean that Auntie AKA2D'91 knew I was alive all this time and you didn't tell me. Dammit I swear if you didn't look just like me I'd kufc your face up. I could have handled her just like I sent Mom to Jamaica. Speak of Mom, does she know now?"

"I don't think so, she went on a perp busting trip."

"Good. Now you stay where you are at and don't call me know damn more until I call you with the plan."

"Naw dawg, I'm messed up. Whatever you do from this point on you on your own."

OneOneTwo hangs up the phone and his face goes from Mahogany to Berry Red in six seconds. He looks at "Dr." Spinxpoet, who is still reading from his poetry book and MeezDiscreet, who is swooning over him. OneOneTwo, is thoroughly pissed off and completely thoughtless.

LadyGreek and Big SisterShaft walk towards her and they notice her Theta Nu Xi pin shining as the day is long.

"This chick is still into perping," LadyGreek says to her.

"That will be the first thing I snatch," Big SisterShaft.

Alice gets close to them and she asks, "have you seen my sister Ann, I need to have a word with her,"

Before Alice can finish, Big SisterShaft back hands her one real quick and Alice falls to the ground.

Re: At the party still...
 

"Damn," MandingoNupe said, "well, if I see your boy, then I will definitely give you the heads up."

"Umm.. bruhs. We're at a party... my party. If that OneOneTwo fool run up in here then he knows he got one coming. But, I say we get up... flirt with a few of these pretty young thangs that are in the house tonight, and get it popping."

"Alrigh Mr. Married Man," Dog Dog Bang Bang gets up and looks for that fine girl he ran into earlier today.

All of the men disperse into the crowd and Doggystyle gets ready to go home. This fine woman in a purple dress catches his attention and his eyes follow her until she gets close to him.

"Doggy... you remember me," the woman asks.

Back in GC...
 

RedefinedDiva places the phone on the receiver.

She looks in the telephone for some doctors who may be available.

For those who had a private party...
 

NowOrNever and LegacyPBS have finished watching Brown Sugar, Drumline, Runteldat and Friday After Next. They look at the time and notice that it is three o'clock in the morning. Both are a little sleeping and neither wnat to get up. The room smells of the popcorn that they had been cooking all night night.

Damn I got to get up, LegacyPBS says, [i]I got to work out at seven o'clock and I can't do that with no sleep. Look at her, she's sleeping like a baby. I would wake her up, but I want her to get her rest. I hope she set her clock.

LegacyPBS picks NoworNever up and carries her to bed. When he leaves, he locks the door from the inside and closes it until it clicks. He gets ready to jog to the other end of campus to where his apartment is. He sees some of the people coming back from a masquerade.

Everyone's creeping, huh he thinks to himself.

LegacyPBS slows down and he walks ups the stairs and he enters his apartment. He steps on a note on the floor and he picks it up as he turns on the light. As he begins to read the note, he feels a hard object across his back side and a punch to the back of his head.

LegacyPBS is knocked out as the intruders enter his home and begin taking some his prized possesions.