4 drinks every time a mod sweats me and talks about how they hate me but can't do anything about it.

2 drinks every time butt and sex are mentioned in the same sentence.

Minus 1 drink every time a girl posts in the purse thread.

-Rudey

Ok 0 drinks for me and B---we never hit on each other! Gross!
Aaaaand, the harem is HOT-T-T, so make it 2 drinks.

Otherwise, LOVIN IT!!

Drink 3 everytime Rudey leave a statement after signing his name.

Are you trying to kill us?

belly up to the bar boys...

LOL we are likely to get alcohol poisoning.

LIES!

Drink each time Tom says "oh! ..." - 1 drink

Drink everytime someone complains about a couple of people posting back and forth in threads if the complainers are guilty of same. - 2 drinks

Every time a homosexuality thread comes up in News & Politics. - 1/2 a drink

Every time someone posts about some fratboy-ish (abbreviation intentional) act and it's followed by a sorority girl post stating it should never be allowed and is a standards issue; and then a guy posts to say how honestly it isn't such a big thing and commonplace and that's what guys do. - 3 drinks!

Any time you look at the birthdays on message board index and they're all ethnically Greek names location Greece. - 1 shot

Every time someone newly registers to defend their org or bro and get slammed. - Heh. 1 drink

Every time there's a shift to defcon2 and John posts on the board to lay it down. - Join the Century Club.

Every time a spammer posts and writes the word 'greek' in there to make it hyper-relevant. - 1 drink.

Every time you refresh a page because you're bored. - 2 drinks

Every time a male GC'er alludes to lesbianism when discussing a sorority girl or girls. - 2 drinks

Every time a poster suggests they're untouchable no matter what they post. - 3 drinks

Chug a pitcher or Shoot Tha Boot everytime that GC goes down.

Kitso
KS 361

Good call. Add,

1 drink for every post once it's back up by people saying they 'couldn't cope'.

OMG, hilarious!! I'm glad I'm not the only one.

1 drink everytime a woman makes the one word post of "cosign."

5 drinks everytime a "man" makes the one word post of "cosign."

Drink one whenever russellwarshay brags about living in NYC.

Its not bragging. Its merely stating a fact.:p

I would brag if I lived there.

Yo tambien. :cool:

Do a beer bong every time someone cuts and pastes a hazing definition.

Everytime GC goes down- DRINK

Everytime someone asks if GC's down or is it their computer- DRINK

Everytime someone starts a thread about GC going down or coming back up on here, GT, or the LJ forum- DRINK

If your mind is in the gutter because you laughed at "GC going down"- DRINK 3

Everytime a new clique forms - DRINK

Everytime someone makes snide remarks about cliques - DRINK

Everytime someone threatens another GCer with physical violence - DRINK

Everytime someone bitches about a mod closing/deleting threads and posts - DRINK

Everytime a mod bitches about non-mods bitching about missing posts/threads - DRINK

Take 1 drink every time someone posts about Senusret I's hotness. :D

Take 2 drinks for every drunk post you see in Chit Chat.

Take 10 drinks for every drunk post in News and Politics. :)

How bout I take a drink regardless. Matter fact, how bout I take a double and a few more shots. :cool:

Imperial1

Every time Erik P Conard or Tom Earp says "campi" - drink. :)

Every time someone new to GC unknowingly resurrects a thread that everyone wishes would just die die die - chug.

we all need a few drinks

Bumping because I did a seach for "campi" , and look what I found:) :) .


2 Shots for everytime someone bumps a thread that hasn't had a post for over a year.

1 shot every time a moderator talks about having tapes on "Masterbation", her fears of satanic music, or her love of Muslims but hate for Islam.

2 shots every time she makes up a new lie about her sorority involvement.

Half a pitcher every time she lies about her "White house" years.

-Rudey

Are these all the same moderators?

Si :(

-Rudey

1 drink everytime DT or BA comes back with a new username.

(I was going to make it two, but I don't one anyone alcohol poisoning themselves)

Drink every time someone starts a thread about "Can I join another NIC/NPC/D9 org if I'm already initiated into another one/ I transferred to a campus that doesn't have a chapter."

Drink when a thread is started about "I want to rush at University of TaintStain. What houses are good there?"

Drink every time the police tell Jon to "put some clothes on and please quit standing in your doorway and yelling at cars"

take 2 shots if you thought use of the phrase "taintstain" was 3 parts hilarious and 4 parts disgusting.

take one more for people using old phrases like "XYZ" (like my friend did at dinner last night in front of about 10 people - real classy)

(if you don't remember the phrase "XYZ" from like i dunno, 1993, well, just give me your shot cause you already lost the game)

Weren't you banned? If so, should a banned member really be the one accusing others of making nasty comments?

1 drink for every time a seemingly straight male poster writes something about clothing brands in the "Why I rather be a Southern Greek" thread.

1 drink for any mention of the word "snark" on GC.

2 drinks for everytime Blueangel has ever said that she has kept a file on another GC member before her being banned from GC.

1 drink for any mention of the word "batshit" on GC.

2 drinks for any for any usage of the word "tier" in regards to a chapter of a GLO at some school.

1 drink for for every signature where the letter "I" is capitalized in every single word in the signature.

1 drink for every thread the everyone's favorite she-male sock puppet ann.coulter2 makes in the Lambda Alpha Upsilon forum.

1/2 of a drink every time someone uses more than one smiley in one post.

2 drinks after realizing you will have alcohol poisoning just from drinking the amount of alcohol I recommend in this post.;) :cool:

Did you note the change in the spelling? Look at second letter. Makes one:confused:

For centaur.....the recipe for an Adios Mother f**ker

The recipe varies a little from place to place, but here is the jist of it:

1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Rum
1/2 oz Tequila
1/2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao
2 oz Sour mix
2 oz 7-Up

Pour all ingredients except the 7-Up into a chilled glass filled with ice cubes. Top with 7-Up and stir gently


I don't remember my adios having tequila....but I know that mine have had Triple Sec in them. Yummy!!

Just watch out cause it does creep up on you...you think your fine and then all of a sudden...BAM! lol

No kidding on the alcohol poisoning!!! I think anyone could very easily find at least 10 instances of every single one of these!!