Re: LLLLLLLLLLLLOL!!!
 

CTFU!!!

It's aight. I feel where you comin' from, and I agree. TOTALLY. :mad:

Hello! You know I don't mean to sound like a racist but I can't stand this!! I know as a christian its wrong but it erks me! My mother and I actually have something called THE LIST which is famous or affluent black man married to non-black women
Kobe, Scottie Pippen, Motel Williams, etc. I could go on and on forever, there are FAR to may beautiful, single, talented and drama free sistas out there!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

As for Ice-T
 

He always talkin' about bein' a pimp. His fiancee fits the bill to be his woman; she looks the part.

Re: As for Ice-T
 

Did you just call Ice-T's woman a ho?!?!? LOL I think you did!! :D

my assumption: he paid for those

Re: Re: On the soon to be Mrs. Coco Marrow
 

CTFU. CTFU. CTFU.
After a looonnng day which included commuting in heavy wind and a long eb meeting, I needed the laugh. I'm also glad that I have smallish ones.:p

Singer Edwin Starr Dies of Heart Attack
2 hours, 18 minutes ago

By THOMAS WAGNER, Associated Press Writer

LONDON - Edwin Starr, the soul singer who produced No. 1 Motown hits such as "War," died of an apparent heart attack Wednesday, his manager said. He was 61.

Starr, who lived in England, died at his home near the central city of Nottingham, said manager Lilian Kyle.

Last year, Starr — from the Motown stable and similar in style to James Brown (news) — performed at the wedding of Liza Minnelli (news) and David Gest in New York. He also had sung live with Bruce Springsteen (news).


Born Charles Hatcher in Nashville, Tenn., Starr formed his first group, the Future Tones, in 1957, recording one single before his three-year army service. In 1965, he was offered a solo deal following two years of touring with another band.


Early hits included "Agent Double-O Soul" and "Stop Her on Sight (S.O.S)."


But his biggest success came with "War," a No. 1 hit in 1970 during a time of growing anti-Vietnam War protests. Other top 10 hits included "Contact" and "H.A.P.P.Y. Radio."


Starr, who made a brief comeback during the disco craze, later spent most of his time touring Europe on the oldies circuit.


Last weekend, he performed at two shows in Stuttgart, Germany.


Suzi Quatro (news), a '70s rock star who had known Starr since she was a teenager in Detroit, praised him Wednesday.


"He was the best," she said. "There was nobody better on stage, and he was the nicest man you could ever wish to meet."


Rainer Haas, Quatro's husband and the promoter of the Stuttgart shows, said: "He was just superb. He played to 16,000 people over the two nights and he put on a great show. The shows were actually recorded for television, so we will have an enduring memory of how brilliant he was live."


In England, Starr participated in an award-winning British Broadcasting Corp. radio series on the U.S. civil rights movement. In 1995, he was featured on a Walt Disney children's workout album entitled "Mousercise."


"His death has come as a total shock," said Paul Carvell, a friend. "His health hasn't been brilliant recently, but he kept that away from most people and continued to give it his all when he performed.


"There is one more star in heaven tonight."

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...arr_lon801.jpg

IceT's fiancee looks just like a $2 h**. She just looks horrible! How could he let her come out in public with her nipps showing?!? That is appaling...

Gross
 

Ice T's finance looks

1. like the letter "P"

2. like she is about to tip over

3. like she needs a bra on because showing your nippers in p ublic is NEVA cute or sexy.


:o

Mc Hammer
 

Please...PLEASE!!! tell me that I am not the only one to see the HOT MESS that is MC Hammer's (or Hammer...or Nail...or whatever he's calling himself nowadays) new "patriotic" video. I'm not really sure what it is called, I guess it's something like 'USA' or something c**p like that. All the proceeds (I guess it's a single or something) are going to the victims of Sept 11 (it's not like they don't have enough funds and/or are suing for more money). OMG it's hoooorrrrible! Please tell me that I just didn't imagine that video!!! PLEASE!!!!

Come on, anyone....'fess up. Someone else had to have seen this. :(

Re: Mc Hammer
 

MC Hammer's video has been out for quite a while now and he looks dumb.

4-1-1 ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE WEEK OF MARCH 31, 2003

Teddy Riley says the group Blackstreet is closer to his heart than his first group Guy. Teddy says egos destroyed Guy. Back in the 80’s Guy topped the charts with ‘Groove Me’, ‘Piece Of My Love’, and ‘I Like’. Teddy says there will be no reunion he tried it and it didn’t work. Blackstreet’s new album is in stores now.

Hip Hop Mogul Damon Dash is in a lot of trouble. Dash used to date the late Singer Aaliyah and he is the force behind Roc-a-Fella records with Jay-Z, Freeway and Beanie Segal. Dash has been in a bitter custody battle with the mother of his eleven-year-old son. Damon has custody of the boy but he may lose him following his recent arrest. Dash had some marijuana and his son brought it to school to show it to his classmates. Dash was arrested and now he may lose custody of his child for being an unfit parent and a bad influence on him.

Lisa Marie Presley Speaks! Lisa has a new LP coming out called ‘To whom it may concern’ and Elvis’s daughter opens up in the new issue of Rolling Stone magazine. Lisa talks about being married to Michael Jackson and she says she loved him but he used her to improve his public image. Lisa says she wanted to save him and together they would save the world. Lisa states she is not proud of that time in her life. During the two-year marriage they had sex a few times but she hinted he enjoyed pleasuring himself more. Lisa also said he curses a lot and drinks and he doesn’t talk in a high-pitched voice. Lisa says the infamous MTV kiss that shocked the world was his manager’s idea; she says she didn’t want to do it. Lisa says she decided to break it off with him when he started dissing her father ‘The King Elvis Presley”. Lisa also talked about her short-lived marriage to Actor Nicholas Cage. She says Nic was a hothead, when it was good it was good but when it was bad it was a nightmare. Lisa says with her past romantic history, people probably think she’s psychotic.

Singer Vivian Green is going to make her acting debut on the NBC Show American Dreams. Vivian is going to play singer Brenda Hollaway and she’s going to be profiled on Dateline NBC. Vivian sings the song ‘Emotional Rollarcoaster’.

Actor Wesley Snipes got married a few weeks ago to the mother of his two youngest children. Wesley’s wife a Korean painter had been pressuring him to get married so he married her in his street clothes at a courthouse in Hackensack, New Jersey. His wife got the short end of the stick on this one, no church wedding and no honeymoon.

What’s going on with Singer Lou Rawls? Rawls 68 is having problems with his women. A few months ago he was arrested for assaulting a girlfriend named Nina. Lou is also married and has been for years to a woman named Ceci. Lou also has a third women her name is Lisa and now she is coming forward with her story. Lisa says she was involved with Lou for 13 years and she thought she was the only one then she found out about the woman he beat up. Lisa described Lou as cheap and not that great in bed. Lisa says she brought him clothes, cell phones and golf clubs and all she got was heartache. Lisa also claims he loved posing nude for her. This past week a lawsuit was filed against Lou for Palimony. Margaret Shaefer girlfriend number four claims she and Lou had an oral contract to share their income and property. She says they were together for four years while he was married. An attorney for Lou says the lawsuit is frivolous and without merit because she was just an acquaintance. Lou has the classic songs ‘You’ll Never Find Another Love’, ‘See You When I Get There’ and ‘Lady Love’. Lou reportedly won’t divorce his wife because it will cost him a lot of money. How does he juggle all these women, a career and his charitable duties for UNCF? Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Diana Ross will be appearing on the Fox Network in May. Diana is going to talk about her new autobiography ‘Upside Down’, Wrong Turns, Right Turns and the road ahead. Diana is going to talk about her stay in rehab, her recent divorce, the failed Supremes reunion and the importance of family. Diana has five children. In 1993 she wrote a book about her life called ‘Secrets of a Sparrow’ but she wasn’t honest. In this book Diana will reveal her heartache over the secret paternity of her first child Rhonda. Rhonda’s dad is Motown Founder, Berry Gordy but she was raised by Diana’s first husband who thought Rhonda was his daughter.

Luther Vandross has a new LP coming out this summer called ‘Dance With My Father’. Luther teams up with Beyonce, Queen Latifah, Busta Rhymes, Foxy Brown, and Stevie Wonder.

Congrats to Singer Tina Atkins of ‘Mary, Mary’. Tina and her husband are expecting their first child.

Supermodel Naomi Campbell is not happy with a new book about her life. In Naomi ‘The Rise and Fall of the Girl From Nowhere’ it describes her alleged suicide attempts, her romances with Robert De Niro and Boxer Mike Tyson and her feud with Model Tyra Banks.

Actor Ben Affleck says he is going to learn Spanish so he can communicate with his future in-laws. J-lo’s soon to be 3rd husband is now going to start taking lessons soon.

:D Don't Ice T's ho-ancee look like she's melt in 85 degree weather? You know that she can't be near sharp objects! (can't wear underwire bras, might leak or bust). As for the jaw line, it does make you go...Hmmmmmmmm!
As Mr. I-named-after-a-tool stooper rap star (I liked Hammer when I was in 7th grade along with BBD, Kid n Play), in the Chicagoland area he's the spokeperson for a company named FreshStart, they help people who were bankrurpt get back on their feet. In his case, WTF BLOWING 39 million dollars!!! That's not cool, just str8 stupid. I should call him and tell him I have some OCEAN FRONT property in Arizona. :D

I got jokes!

The wanna-be comedian LaDeia
"...when I need a good laugh, I think about my ex..."
- My cousin who is off

Lisa described Lou as cheap and not that great in bed, Lisa also claims he loved posing nude for her.


LAWD LAWD, I can't even get a clear visual of Lou Rawls in a nude...........:rolleyes: :eek:

Is she pulling the dress away from her crotch to hide some beans and a frank? :confused:

Now, let's cut the games, shall we? If it was all like that, what made her stay with him for 13 YEARS??? How are you buying a rich man ANYTHING when he's CHEAP???

Joe Millionaire takes it off!
 

It seems that Big Tool McFool, or Joe Millionaire, just won't go away. His 15 minutes seem to be dragging on:

http://magazines.ivillage.com/cosmop...571863,00.html

Did anyone hear...
 

Monica on the Russ Parr show this morning? She gave a really candid interview. She seems really level-headed after all she's gone through and to be only 22.

She also had me rolling when she was listening to the braids song. She was like it took 2 people to do this? LOL.

Re: Joe Millionaire takes it off!
 

Well, Evan is okay. I like his size and shape, but he looks really atavistic to me. Plus his booty is all small. Now, I am REALLY thanking ST for posting this link because upon further inspection, I found a link on this page that pointed me to this guy:

http://a820.g.akamai.net/f/820/822/1...ls/0102mm5.jpg

Re: Re: Joe Millionaire takes it off!
 

Girl, you made me pull out the dictionary on this one, LOL.

Re: Did anyone hear...
 

I heard her. I was like :eek: when she said she was raising four kids. ANd I guess I am that one person who did not know she had been in an on again off agian relationship with C Murder.

The "it took 2 people to do this" comment had me ctfu, too.

Really? I am trying to BLOCK the visual in my head of Lous naked! :eek:

**stomach churning** :eek:

Monica....
 

Ok, is it just me or is Monica not aging?? When she first came out we were the same age. How am I now three years older than her? 22??!! Doubt it!

Re: Re: Re: Joe Millionaire takes it off!
 

Well dang, Bamboozed, if you were going to do that, why didn'tyou just post the definition for the rest of us that also don't know but are too lazy to look it up?!?! Sheesh! :rolleyes: LOL

What does it mean?

Honey Kiss, please don't get Gyrl started.............I can picture this much


Lou laying on a crush velvet zebra skinned bed spread patting the mattress with nothing on but a pair of black socks.........Common girl, common girl you know you betta come on over here and get somma this sweet sexy from yo man, cuz yoooouuuu'll neva fiiiiiinnnnddd anotha love like mine...............

Lou saying that with his BIG'OLE WHITE false teefesus and his lil 5 foot frame with not an ounce of muscle.......:p :D

Re: Re: Re: Re: Joe Millionaire takes it off!
 

lol, I'm sorry, you guys. I got the def. off of websters.com

atavist

n : an organism that has the characteristics of a more primitive type of that organism [syn: throwback]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Joe Millionaire takes it off!
 

LOL. I didn't post it because I thought I was the only one who didn't know what it meant :o. Librasoul just kind of threw it out there like it was part of her everyday vocabulary, so I thought everyone must be using "atavistic". LMAO.

You are beyond. CTFU. CTFU. CTFU!!!!!

:D

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Joe Millionaire takes it off!
 

LOL I thought I was riding the slow bus with that word so I just shut my mouth, grabbed the dictionary, and played like that word was a part of my everyday vocabulary. :D

Glad to know I was not alone in not knowing what in the world that word meant lol.

LOL!

Well it is kinda a part of my everday vocabulary. I am a crim major and the very first theory of crime was developed by Cesare Lombroso. He said that crime was biological and criminals were inherently atavistic (or geneic throwbacks). There are like all kinds of physical features that Lombroso said indicated atavism and guess what! They are typically characteristics of minorities! Yay! lol.

Okay whoa. Sorry for taking this thread way off topic, lol.

Homer sounds like something you would name a puppy, you know the ones with the bandanna tied around his neck!.........:rolleyes: Lawd is that po'chal gonna get clowned in school:D :D :D

J-I-L-L-S-C-O-T-T
 

Celeb News
 

Let’s Do It Again: Sources tell me that the original ‘funky divas’ are ready to try it again. That’s right, the four original members of En Vogue are attempting to try their hand at reuniting and recording a new album. Apparently, Terry Ellis, Cindy Herron, and Maxine Jones have already committed to a reunion, but they are still waiting on Dawn Robinson to decide. Said a source: “Two failed attempts away from the group, she has nothing to loose by coming back.” The group currently does not have a record deal.

Ellis, Herron, and newcomer Amanda Cole had been performing under the name En Vogue for the last year and a half. That trio even recorded a Christmas album, “Gift Of Christmas,” that didn’t sell very well, despite appearance on shows like “Regis & Kelly.” Robinson recorded with Lucy Pearl before being booted from that group, and then went on to record a solo album titled “Dawn,” but had a falling out with her boutique record label Q Records and the album fizzled. Jones stopped singing altogether and focused on her private business in California.

It will be very interesting to see if the four singers can work past their differences and record together again. I’ll keep you posted on how this progresses.
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Comings & Goings: Motown Records has signed soul singer Donnie. The Atlanta-bred artist is currently signed to Giant Step Records, and through a joint venture with Motown, the singer will continue to promote his debut set, “Colored Section.” The first single from the album, “Cloud 9,” is already receiving moderate airplay from Urban Adult Contemporary stations across the country.

Speaking of Motown, the label has apparently dropped BeBe Winans. “He is no longer on the label,” admitted a Motown rep. Winans released two albums – “Love & Freedom” and “Live & Up Close” -- and a DVD, “BeBe Live And Up Close (2002),” on the label. Winans is also no longer managed by Brandy’s mom Sonja Norwood. The singer’s “Live & Up Close” album earned him a Grammy nomination, and the he attended multiple Grammy festivities with his good friend and date, Oprah Winfrey.

Another former Motown artist, Sharissa, is readying her upcoming set. The singer will release her next CD on Henchmen Entertainment, owned by her manager Jimmy Henchmen, and hopes to nab a distribution deal after generating a buzz with the album.

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The Family Soul: The family that sings together, makes great music together! That was inevitable watching husband and wife duo Kindred ~ The Family Soul during their performance at The Saint in Washington, DC, last Thursday night. The Hidden Beach recording artists were celebrating the release of their debut disc, “Surrender To Love.” Backed by a full band and singers, Kindred’s Fatin Dantzler and Aja Graydon, showcased numerous tracks from their new release, in addition to some classic R&B numbers. The packed house was very receptive to the new group, especially when they performed their first single “Far Away.” If you can catch a performance from Kindred in a city near you, be certain to check them out. Their album is in stores now!
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Can’t Say Names: What Bohemian looking singer, who was once a pop superstar, is rumored to be pregnant with baby number four? This artist’s career has basically gone from superstardom to super-stupid. She hasn’t had a hit since her multiple Grammy-winning debut disc and the rumors surrounding her personal life would make a perfect storyline for a daytime soap opera. * LAURYN HILL


Speaking of Bohemian-looking singers, an afro-sporting independent soul artist, known best for her work in the background, apparently does not pay her bills. Said singer’s career never really took off because her headwrap-sporting friend/employer supposedly blocked many opportunities, in addition to the shady business practices of her boyfriend/manager. In addition to not paying her debts, the stalled star is apparently revealing secrets of those she once worked with, and is still trying to get her big break.
WHO IS THIS?!!?!?!?

Re: Celeb News
 

GO DONNIE!!!!! :D

I STILL haven't heard Kindred, and they have been to DC more than once! :(

Eddie Murphy's New Movie!!
 

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/d.../synopsis.html

The dads are in charge. And the kids are all right.

Charlie (Eddie Murphy) and Phil (Jeff Garlin) are so consumed by their high profile advertising jobs that they are completely missing out on the joys of fatherhood. In the wonderful new family comedy Daddy Day Care, however, their kids provide them with a crash course in child rearing, with uproarious and heartwarming results.

After failing to excite the public about vegetable cereal, Charlie and Phil are fired from their ad jobs. That means no more expensive day care for their sons at the exclusive Chapman Academy, run by the harsh taskmistress Miss Gwyneth Harridan (Anjelica Huston).

While floundering aimlessly in search of employment and tending to his four-year-old son Ben (Khamani Griffin) during the day while his wife Kim (Regina King) is at work, Charlie has an idea. If he and Phil can handle taking care of two kids, how much harder can it be to supervise ten?

Much harder than they ever imagined. Every kid is different and every one is a hilarious challenge, whether they're suffering from sugar rush, fantasizing about being super heroes, or just demolishing everything in sight, Charlie and Phil soon realize they are in over their heads. Way over their heads.

But slowly they get the hang of it and their new venture "Daddy Day Care" thrives, siphoning kids away from the stuffy Chapman school. As the number of kids increases, they bring in a third caretaker, Marvin (Steve Zahn), who seems to speak the children's language, probably because he's just an overgrown kid himself. They teach the kids how to read, play games, interact, and have fun at the same time.

Charlie and Phil gradually bond with their sons, coming to fully appreciate the priceless joys of fatherhood.

However, the better "Daddy Day Care" works, the more threatened Gwyneth Harridan becomes, which leads to a showdown.

Now it's the daddies against the baddest mother of them all.

Don't f-- up Casablanca, J.Ho and Ben-Lo
 

This comes from the popdirt.com Web site, and I saw it on another board. Boo, losers! :mad:

PLAY IT AGAIN J.LO

Hollywood couple J.Lo and Ben Affleck have secured a deal to remake the classic movie Casablanca, according to reports.

The pair are said to be delighted with the multi-million pound deal and are now in talks wirth American producers.


The original film was a hit in 1942 starring Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman.

Affleck will take the romantic lead as Rick, the Daily Star reports.

Lopez will play the former lover who had jilted him but comes back into his later life - married to a French resistance leader.

Actor Ben is reportedly a big fan of old movies and the project will give him a chance to indulge his passion.

It will not be the first time the two have appeared on screen together - they recently starred in the hit romance Jersey Girl.

A friend said: "They are overjoyed at the propspect of being in Casablanca together.

"It is the chance for them to show how much they love each other through their on-screen chemistry."

Re: Don't f-- up Casablanca, J.Ho and Ben-Lo
 

Lynda Lopez, J. Lo's sister, was the guest co-host on The View this morning. She says that this report is a complete fabrication and that the both of them have too much respect for that film to ever want to remake it. :rolleyes: We'll see which story is true.

Re: Re: Don't f-- up Casablanca, J.Ho and Ben-Lo
 

Sheesh, I hope that Lynda is right. Because I don't need to see J. Ho and Ben-Lo (who is looking more Latino with his fake-and-bake tan every day) mess up Casablanca.

Re: Re: Re: Don't f-- up Casablanca, J.Ho and Ben-Lo
 

I agree, Soror. There are some movies that needn't be remade, and Casablanca is one of them.