I have a question for errrrbody.....
 

Quoting lil_sunhsine: "Would you rather pimp slap the people you talked about, or beat them with the pimp stick? In case you're unaware, the pimp stick consists of a bunch of wire hangers that are tied together."

A salted down, lemon juiced, with a rubbing alcohol chaser, pimp stick beating goes to Dubya!! :mad:

A backhanded pimp slap with prong settings (no stones) goes to the non-greek haters that don't know me from a can of paint, but roll their eyes at me when I wear an AKA t-shirt :rolleyes:

And an annual pimp slap goes to Rutgers U., just for old times sake.

why oh why!!!
 

i really want to pimp slap the doctor who tried to treat me today WITHOUT WASHING HIS HANDS!! :mad: and tried to argue with me about it! i don't know about you guys but i am accustomed to docotrs washing their hands before touching a patient. this same idiot doctor wanted to give me a lecture on the relavence of handwashing since i came in with germs--quote "you come in wit germs, you have infection. what difference does it make if i wash my hands?" wtf??!!!!

he gets an extra pimp slap for having a dirty office and 3 bumbling assistants. needless to say I RAN OUT OF THERE!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad:

SCHOOL PIMP SLAPS!!
 

I would like to give a GIANT pimp slap to the woman in my marketing case analysis group. She has missed the past 2 weeks of class and when she FINALLY shows up this week, she wants to run the entire meeting. Oh no honey, back DOWN!!:mad: We have been waiting for 2 weeks for YOU and no one else! The funny thing is that you claimed your mother was ill, but why did you tell us this week you just returned from the BAHAMAS?!?:eek: You must mistake me for DUMB! If my mother was ill, you best believe thatI'm not going ANYWHERE!! So, next week in class you need to come correct or not come AT ALL!

Also to the boy that sits next to me in marketing. PLEASE stop eating those goldfish in class! I do not want to hear you. Please chew with your mouth closed!!! Also, try taking notes this week instead of writing "I LOVE DRUGS" across your notebook. :o

To my women's studies professor: we arrive to class on time, therefore you should let us out on time! When the clock says 5:15 PM, that means your time is up!!!

To my MIS professor: one word BINACA!!! Use it!

To the Student Development Office: I don't owe any money to the school and don't have any tickets frrom security so why in the hell does it seem like I'm the only senior that has not received info on graduation??? Friday is the deadline for me to receive it or else you WILL see me in your office.

I feel much better now. :D

Re: why oh why!!!
 

oooh GIRL...I will stand in line with you for that one! That's nasty!!! NO HE DIDN'T have the nerve to argue with you about it! :eek: Report his arse to DHEC!!!

what is the DHEC
 

what is the dhec? i am really thinking about filing a complaint on him.

Re: what is the DHEC
 

It might be a different acronym in your state, but here it's the Department of Health and Environment Control. Does your doctor work in a private practice or is he in the hospital? If he is in a hospital you can file a complaint with (I think) OSHA...Imma have to get back to you on what that one means. But it is the organization that enforces standard precautions and health care violations in hospital settings.

he has a private practice

Re: Re: what is the DHEC
 

OSHA stands for Occupational Safety & Health Administration. Their website is www.osha.gov

Yeah, that mofo doctor needs to be checked and pimp slapped with the quickness. :mad:

Re: Bump pimp slaps...these need a !@#$% slap!
 

I would like to send out a national pimp slap to all the ignant' police officers who ask dumn arse questions!!:mad:

I wanna give a hearty pimp-slap to this couple on Divorce Court right now...her for not seeing that he is SOOOO gay, and him for not bringing his tutty-fruity arse out of the closet!!!

Big Pimp Slap
 

1) I would like to pimp slap my friend for sleeping with the same two guys who don't give a crap about her.

I am sooooo sick and tired of hearing about you not knowing what you want to do and going back and forth between these drug sellin', more than two girlfriend at one time having, baby havin' mofos. Guys can see a dummy from a mile away and you are that dummy.

2) I would also like to pimp slap myself for listening to that bull everyday! :mad:

I never thought I would post in this thread but...
 

I want to pimp slap one of my co-workers for not realizing that I am not one of the students, but a grown a** woman!

If he says one more thing to me, he will feel my wrath! (Same guy who called one of my students fat!)

Re: Re: let me jump in..
 

I worked for this school...and we recieved grant monies to get computers. TMALSS, the computer I recieved was stolen from my home ONE year ago. I told them then to tell me the cost and I would reimburse the school if need be. (They cost the district $500!) They NEVER sent ANY correspondence after NUMEROUS request for a balance. The principal at the time said "don't worry about it".WEELLLLLL, now that I am not there anymore they want to charge me $1,147 for a 3-year old computer they paid $500 for originally. It's not paying for the computer that I have a problem with it is the fact that they waited a year....

Yes Pep boys lost my car! One of my vans broke down and they were responsible for picking it up (yes I watched them call the towing company). 3 weeks later I went to Pep Boys only to find out that they did not know where my car was...No I do not have my car now ----a lawsuit is pending.

I would like to pimpslap my tenant, whose rent was only $85 a month (SEC. 8 yall ) plus she was already behind on her rent $250+ and the heffa told me she sent my father-in-law a money order for $65 (it was fake yall--- she had the audacity to show me a carbon copy of a money order with no amount, date,etc.She tried to fill in the name in her handwriting!) But guess what I sold the house on her a**:mad: :D :mad: :p

I wanna pimp slap the next person at work or on the street who says "you look so miserible", "are you sure you are going to make it", "you look so tired" or "I feel so sorry for you" (if you didn't know I am pregnant and have feelings)

I wanna pimp slap everyone person at work who asks me very day when are you due, I am just going to get a shirt with my due date plastered on it.

Re: Re: Re: let me jump in..
 

I'm going to co sign on your pimp slap gurl. I can't believe they LOST your car. :confused: :confused:


@ykibmer - you are bringing back mad memories. Folks just act a fool around pregnant folks. I carried really small and a co worker told me you're WAY too small to be 7 months...you must be doing something wrong. :mad: :mad: :mad: I think I vented on the HC thread about that one. Hang in there!!!

Pimp slaps to the 80 year couple who was driving on our CAMPUS SIDEWALK as if it was a FREEWAY last night. :eek: How they did even get up there in their CAR? :confused:

Pimp slaps to the gov't for allowing people that old out on the road. :eek:

Pimp Slap to this parent of one of my girls. This paernt calls me on Friday evening from her second job to tell me that she was mad her child didn't make co-captain. She feels she should be placed in the leadership role when:

1. She messed up totally during the try-outs. She's been on the team 2 years...
2. She needed the music to start over when she messed up.
3. She didn't make the team
4. I had to ADD her to the team
5. She (MOM AND DAUGHTER) must have had the attitude that she MADE IT before the try-outs began.
6. Those chosen as co-captain (2) former members scoressssss were wayyyyyyyyyyy better than hers.


She gets another pimp slap for saying she understood all that, but still wanted her daughter as co-captain! NOTTTTTTTTTTT!
And another one if she thinks I could give a rat's butt if she quits the team. So freakin' what?

Dees dayum parents. :mad:

AHHHHHHHH
 

Pimp slaps to those who don't value education. I am a TEACHER, I am a CERTIFIED TEACHER in two states I am a good teacher, no I am a great teacher! Where is the concern for teachers? My school district gets a huge pimp slap for having recruitment signs everywhere from Houston to New Orleans and all over the city and is in the process of "excessing" teachers, to other schools. Excuse me? My department has only seven people why did we find out today what three of us are being "excessed" hello we have the second smallest department! If I wasn't a coach I would have been one of the three, I mean if we have seven people with cramped classes who are barely making it work, how are four people gonna do it? There is a bill in the legislature now being suggested that to fire a teacher you don't need due process. We already don't make enough money, we are dealing with kids who have the critical thinking skills of paste, we lie to them and tell them they are smart because the testing standards are so low a moron could pass, and we wonder why our country is the way it is. Bush wants to spend $75 million, excuse me I mean billion on a pointless war, just pour a fraction of that into educational salaries, and let those responsible for educating America do their jobs. No child left behind............please!!! Can I get the greekchat teachers to join me in a pimp slap!

*slap*

*slap*

*slap*

I'm teaching students who want to be teachers, and I really want to pimp slap most of them! There are some spoiled, immature, so & so's up in here!! These students hand in papers that are illegible and have the nerve to be upset when they don't get an A. Others who don't show up to class (and don't get notes from others) have the nerve to email me compaining that they don't understand what's going on. :eek:

THANK GOD for the few in my class that I truly believe will be great teachers!!

When I look at the mess our government makes of the educational system, I see why there are only a few of these people. :(

:eek:

Who ISN'T a teacher over here?

*thinking about the impracticality of NCLB
 

SLAP!!!!!

Re: AHHHHHHHH
 

Can future (12/03-graduation date) teachers give a pimp slap?

join the club.
Once you get your OWN classroom, you will PS your teachers who didn't teach you how to control these so and so's, but only taught you THEORY.

:rolleyes:

You sound like my mommy :) She is always telling me things will be different once I'm in my own classroom teaching instead of doing volunteer work and getting observation hours.

As someone who is not a teacher but interned in a school in preparation for a career in school social work, I will be more than happy to support all of teachers on GC with a hearty *SLAP* to those who undermine your authority and importance in the education of our youth!!

I want to pimp slap all the loooooosers who cut me off on the road today. I mean really...My nerves were so worked up by the time I got to where I was going I couldn't think straight. SIGH!!!!

I want to PS my boss. He tries to flatter me all the time to get me tell him things. I am not an idiot and that flattery crap is not going to cut it with me.

Mainly because, I know I'm beautiful and I know when I wake up in the morning and get dressed for the day that I am going to look and feel great. Also, I hear these things from people that are genuine, so I am NOT going to jump head over heels for this guy just because he tells me I look beautiful everyday.

He is SO FAKE and I can't stand it!!!

Ahhhhh...get me out of here!!!!

A plethora of pimp slaps
 

- A backhanded pimp slaps with rings on to the two dumb-a$$ ladies that were in the nail shop last night talking about the war! Ok, it was not because they were talking about the war, but dumba$$ number one kept saying that she supported the war because "those Iraqis shouldn't have came over here and bombed New York"! Heifer, say what? :confused: Then dumba$$ number two was agreeing with her saying " yes, I know. we have got to support our troops who are getting revenge for what they did." :confused:

Me and the nail tech just rolled our eyes at them :rolleyes: , shaking our heads.

I think the arcylic fumes were getting to these MELANIN-CHALLENGED ladies!


- A pimp slap to both of my bosses. I swear, if you do not know how to "act" or "approach" me because you are not used to working with an african american, take your arse to diversity training! :mad:

- To my apartment complex manager. I can't wait to move out because y'all have turned a nice quiet respectable community into a rundown hell-hole. Ohh, its on in August.

- To my diet (Can you pimp slap a piece of paper :D ). WHY!! I hate the fact that I cannot eat any Popeyes or my mom's cabbage greens with hamhock and cornbread or anything else good!! I used to be a nice person until I started dieting.

It's past a pimpslap here...
 

A hearty fresh can of whup azz laced with some psychotrophic medication (cuz I think he missed his dosage for the day) goes out to the stupid mofo who tried to board a very crowded subway with HIS BICYCLE in tow. To make matters worse, Idiot Man had the audacity to curse at the people, give them the finger and spit on the subway when it was pulling out of the station.


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Re: It's past a pimpslap here...
 

That smilie is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

A big azz pimp slap to the creator of the GRE:mad:

A double pimp slap with a snap for the disruptive students in my class that interfere with my learning :mad:

A BIG AZZ pimp slap to the professor who is afraid to say anything!!!!!:confused:

A BIG A$$ Pimp slap for those who use any greek organization's name in their screen name and they are not greek :eek:

And most of all, DRUM ROLL PLEASE, A BIG A$$$$$$$$$$$$$ PIMP SLAP FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT READ THE PEARLS OF WISDOM:eek:

Re: Re: It's past a pimpslap here...
 

Trust me, that's what he deserved.

My Long List of Pimp Slaps
 

This is right on time! I want to pimp-slap:
*Both my sisters: the youngest one for being a smart azz who talks to me likes she's grown (she's a good girl but she's only 16 and I do WAY too much for her spoiled lil behind for her to talk to me the way she does sometimes) and the other just b/c if I slap one I gotta slap the other...also add my lil cousin too...

*The guy I like for being a stoopid azz and giving me mixed signals (that boy knows he wants me and he's playing games). I ain't got time for this isht! :rolleyes:

*My roommate :mad: for being her sloppy triflin azz beotch self (believe you me, she deserves it almost as much as W. Bush)...I'd get her w/ the Pimp Stick! Also, my crazy next door neighbor who says he can "hear EVERYTHING we do" in our apt and that we disturb his sleep but he has an extra bedroom (but we aren't loud and are rarely home)--go sleep in there!!!!!!!!!

*The real "Axis of Evil": Dubbya Bush, Bush Sr., Jeb Bush, Dick Cheney, Don Rumsfeld...also add Condoleeza and Colin for thinking that "they" really care about "us" ;)

*Add Condoleeza Rice's Momma for naming her DAYUM chile "Condoleeza"! " Woman, WTF were you tripping on? :confused:

*Saddam's azz for not stepping down and leaving Iraq (you shoulda followed Osama...you see know one knows where he is...)

*My evil cat, always hissing at folx and growling like she's a dog...That heffa needs some Prozac! :eek:

*The dumbazz Guatamalan lady sitting next to my Mom on her flight. The Heffa had the nerve to take up all 3 seats knowing she only paid for 2 w/ her child and mother, acting like she don't speak English. My Mom held up the line telling her to move! Then she had the audacity to take my Mom's seat again during the layover! :mad: She get's 5 slaps and an uppercut to the jaw!!!

* All of the a-hole Professors I've ever had!

*Bank of America, dayum they're almost as bad as the IRS--fee for this, fee for that!

*I would say my ex but he'd confuse it for me wanting his loser good-for-nothing (literally) self back...

*My lil sister's high school guidance counselor. Why when my Mom and I had my sister change schools closer to where I live, the dumb lady enrolled my sister in a class she already took? She gets 2 back-handed slaps.

*My good friend who's one major flaw is that she thinks she's always right and when she's wrong will say "Well, yeah but blah blah blah" like she wasn't wrong! Heffa!

*Every guy on the street that tells me (and all women for that matter) to "Smile!" You smile! Better yet, just go away! Add another slap if the guy gets an attitude w/ ME b/c I don't smile or want his phone number.

*Whoever was the person that complained to the Department that one of my classes Fall quarter was too easy! Duh, fool, we take classes w/ her b/c she's an easy Professor and to boost our gpa. If you want to "learn" take another class! :mad:

*The coach of the men's basketball team at my school--that's why he's getting fired! I hate to be mean but he sucks.

*NBA players: Shaq (sorry Steetrap)--his attitude SUCKS! He thinks he is God or something, talking about all the other centers in the NBA are losers--you have other centers on your team, fool! He gets a hit w/ a bat! Add to that Ray Allen (it was never no conspiracy against yo azz), and Tim Duncan (he always looks so confused--maybe a slap would knock some sense into him)...

*Colorado's fans for thinking they were gonna beat Duke last week...Don't ever start cheering like that when there's 5 minutes left! And you lost!!! :p

*My cable company for doing all this dayum drilling and stuff waking me up at 6am when I ain't got class!

All of these dayum rappers talking about their bling-bling, cars, and how many times they got shot in the face! Also, everyone who thinks 50 Cent is the next Tupac, and anyone who thinks that Eminem is America's tightest MC! Never that! How about Mos Def, Nas, or someone else who raps about more than their momma and baby's momma?!

*All these singers and entertainers who think they are mobsters: Mr. Biggs (I love the Isly Bros but he needs to sit his old azz down somewhere), the whole Murder Inc. clan, etc.

*Anyone who still continues to work w/ or support R. Kelly (again, Ron Isely). They get the a lemon-juiced, extra salty Pimp Stick! :mad:

*Anybody's who still gang-banging (you don't own that corner you're standing on! At least real mobsters own isht).

*And don't get me started on the numerous celebrities who need to be slapped: Whitney (Crack IS Wack!), Bobby (you ain't no King of R&B....King of Moochers or Weed-Smokers maybe)...

Sorry y'all...I know this is long but a sista had to vent!

I want to pimp slap this perp that I just met! How you gonna claim to be a memeber of the college chapter that my Alumni Chapter partners with? Stupid Stupid Stupid!

Pimp slaps to my mom's GROWN AZZ students at the career college she teaches at, for stressing her to the point of tears for the last few months.

But I got to admit some of the things that she tells me are funny as hell. Two days ago she told me that she had two 30-something :eek: students that almost got into a fight. They were ready to throw punches and then a few people got in between them, one was taken outside, the other remained in the classroom. I believe a police report was filed. And, I think they got expelled or at least suspended. You'll never guess what they almost got into a fight over...........a FART! CTFU!

A BIG PIMP SLAP to the person who changed the HC thread to Howell Kumb that confused me and the other somewhat slow people like me!:D