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Re: Let it go...
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HC Willy Wonka is one of my favorite movies? HC I hope you're not turning violet like Violet did? HC there are no Oompa Loompas around to save you? Quote:
HC that was some weird isht?? |
HC it is official........I am a glutton :D?http://www.plauder-smilies.com/party/cheeburga.gif
HC I had to unbutton the top snap on my jeans? HC you know you have overdone it when you have to unbutton your jeans? HC :D ? |
HC I purchased a dress that is a size 6 and I wear an 8? :confused: (THE LAST DRESS ON THE RACK)
HC I said I was supposed to go on a diet a month ago and I haven't? HC I tried the dress on and I know I have to give it away!:( HC Someone should have told me not to buy the dress! HC I would have purchased the dress anyway? HC I look a hot mess in the dress?:eek: |
HC I'm really irritated today?
HC People in my office!!! :mad: HC The guy in the cube next to me has to eat something crunchy EVERYDAY...at least 3-4 times a day! HC Chips, Pretzels, Ice, M&Ms???? HC On top of the crunching he smacks his lips and breathes really hard. HC Everyday I feel like I'm going to go off! http://www.plaudersmilies.de/screams.gif HC I don't know how much longer I can take it. HC He's eating M&Ms AND Ice while I type this?? HC http://www.plaudersmilies.de/punch.gif HC http://www.plaudersmilies.de/rough/rocketwhore.gif HC Geesh! HC People feel as though they need to try and kill the keyboard when they type? HC People press on the phone buttons so hard? HC Your call will get through...pressing harder will not make it go any faster? :rolleyes: HC Ladies in the restroom don't always flush all of their 'extra' stuff? HC Just because the toilet is automatic doesn't mean that it will always flush when you get up! HC Nasty heffas need to FLUSH before they leave the stall? :mad: HC People still don't wash their hands in this day and age?? HC Ewwww....don't touch me....DON'T touch me! :o HC I feel like I'm in Office Space? HC I want to go off and bash a printer or something? http://www.plaudersmilies.de/smash.gif HC PC Load Letter? http://www.plaudersmilies.de/laugh.gif HC This actually made me feel better. :D |
Hilarity
HC there was a fight last night?
HC one of the girls had braids? HC you know she got her hair pulled out? HC the girls that were on the floor were watching the fight outside the window? HC this morning, on the way to breakfast, the girls were trying to figure out who they could tell about the fight? HC they got excited when they realized they could tell the boys? HC they are in a different dorm, so probably have no idea about the fight? HC on the way back from breakfast the girls were looking in the mud? HC I was like WTF? :confused: HC these heffas pulled BRAIDS up out the mud? LMAO HC they examined them? HC one of the girls was like, "Ms. Ideal08, we are investigating?" HC it took every thing in me not to laugh? HC when I got out of their sight, I HOLLERED? HC I started this HC this morning?! HC I forgot to hit <Enter>? HC anyway, it was funny? HC I typed all this before I typed about Mr. Beckford? HC I didn't finish that HC, either? HC I need to see if it even posted? HC lemme check? |
HC I think I smell chocolate every time I watch Willy Wonka….
HC at first glance, I thought 2discrete4u needed an anger management course quick, fast and in a hurry? |
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HC That's the same thing my sister said to me today....but she was talking about my ROAD RAGE! :mad: HC After looking at the post, I would think the same thing! HC Once I vent I'm cool. :p HC Quick, fast and in a hurrry! LOL!! :D :D ;) |
HC I know how you feel?
HC my "tribe" at work has too many chiefs with not enough Indians? HC I don't like people to tell me anything if they aren't my boss? HC I am trying to respect my elders and not click on anybody? HC my fuse is getting shorter? HC there is a bright side? HC I have next week off for Thanksgiving holidays? :D :D HC I won't have to have students, do lesson plans, grade papers, etc.? HC I am SOOOOO HAPPY!? :D :D HC I have one more thing that I am happy about? HC I just got my high speed internet hooked up and I LOVE IT!!!? HC it is SUPER fast? HC I don't have to worry about dial-up? HC I can talk and surf? HC song download in seconds, instead of hours, now? HC I don't think that I will sleep at all for my break? HC I am about to be addicted to the internet? HC this will let me see the GC posts faster now? HC I am too excited about this? HC I always find the smallest silver lining? :D |
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HC Ya'll haven't noticed that I have been posting more often? HC I don't have to worry about tying up my phone line. HC it's my new "toy" |
HC my sistas in SC need to realize that....
HC listen up my SC sistas...
HC SC ranks 10 in the nation in the rate of AIDS cases w/17.9 cases per 100,000 people... HC Columbia ranked 14th in metropolitan cities nationally in the rate of AIDS cases w/32.7 cases per 100,000... HC 71% of HIV diagnoses are African-Americans... HC African-American women between the ages of 18-45 make of 83% of the infections among women... HC we need to get it together and value our bodies??? HC WRAP IT UP...this too is a serious matter!!!! HC we won't need to worry about Medicare Benefits if we keep it up??? sources: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, SC Dept of Health and Environmental Control |
HC the moron picked Helene over Brooke???
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HC I don't even know what to feel about this because I liked them both. HC I liked Helene a little better though. HC I could see them together more than I could with Brooke. HC They just fit. :) HC Plus she seemed to have more of a personality than Brooke. HC And like he said, they (he and Brooke) are at different stages in their lives. HC Not saying that age is a factor, but compared to Helene, it was a disadvantage for her. HC I hope that they are happy together. HC Helene and Gwen have been all over the news (since they're in the area). HC I believe Helene will be at the Thanksgiving Parade here next week. HC Hopefully they'll have an interview and we can get some insight on how things are going. :D HC I'm just nosey like that. :p HC Alright...back to the grind...'crunchy man' isn't here today! :rolleyes: HC YAY! :cool: |
Bachelor
HC if you have any game, you shouldn't be going on TV to get a woman?
:rolleyes: HC Alex, the first bachelor, went to Harvard, was a management consultant, but prostituted himself on TV? HC I must be too durn impressed with credentials? :p |
Re: HC Who vs Whom?
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HC in one more day, I'll be on v-cation for an entire week?
HC I'm sooooooooo ready for this school year to end? HC everyday I come to work, I realize that this isn't for me? HC just wait? |
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HC I am FEELING YOU on this? HC I feel like I am in the Matrix everytime I set foot in my school? HC this school year is THE WORST? HC I love teaching, but I starting to get a little bit turned off....? HC I MOST CERTAINLY won't feel like going back to work after Thanksgiving break? HC 90% of us are already sick in preparation for Jan. 3rd? *do you hear me coughing?* HC they want people to come back from VACATION on a FRIDAY, only to off the next two days? :rolleyes: HC that has to be one of the dumbest things that the school system has ever come up with? HC I am really thinking about if I want to continue this madness? |
HC Redefined and 2D I need to talk to you two?
HC HC HC? :o HC bad azzzzzzz kids of America? HC BASS ACKWARDS SCHOOLS and SCHOOL SYSTEMS? HC teachers of the world UNITE? |
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HC ughhhhhhhhh? :mad: HC one of my parents has contacted a lawyer? HC it doesn't have to do with me, but my "supervisors et. al. "powers that be"? HC it's about time? HC today I read in the paper that there is possibly a class action lawsuit in the works for my school system? HC the feds are in town investigating disparities within the district? HC IT'S ABOUT DAYUM TIME? HC the dayum sewage system has been "backing up" @school? HC EVERYDAY for weeks it has been doing this? HC the shitty water (bubbles and all) is at the back door which WOULD LEAD TO MY CLASSROOM? :rolleyes: HC this morning it smelled like perm? HC I should tell my "angry" parent to add fuel to the fire? HC I'mma leave that alone? ;) HC we can chit chat any day (Sunday-Wednesday)? HC mid-mornings are better for me? :D |
HC I just left a meeting?
HC the meeting started at 6:00?:mad: HC I was so hungry and tired throughout the whole meeting? :( HC we had refreshments ater the meeting? HC I would usually be :mad: mad if I had to be in a meeting this late at night? HC because I don't have any classes tomorrow it's okay? HC I can sleep late tomorrow?;) |
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HC it would be easier to join the circus and be a wild animal trainer? HC I feel like that's what I am doing right now? HC if we don't have heat after the holidays, I'm O-U-T!!? HC HC HC?:rolleyes: :mad: |
HC GOD DONT LIKE UGLY!!!!!
HC I have a new manager in my department? HC a manager from another dept who I never worked with had been bad mouthing me behind my back to my new manager? HC me and my new manager are cool like that and brotha man told me that the other manager who I never work with was trying to get me fired! :mad: HC I've never done anything to this man!? HC I'm a VERY quiet person and I keep to myself? HC I don't get involved in office gossip, romance, etc, etc.. HC that's just my personality and others take it the wrong way? HC he said I was surly and uncooperative and had a bad attitude? HC LOL at me being surly....:rolleyes: HC in my review last month my manager said that my work was near flawless and that I was a key person on his team? HC he said he doesnt manage personalities but he manages PEOPLE and he recognizes that ol' boy was just causing trouble and had been doing that to other people? HC he has also been spreading rumors about the company to former employees? HC he has been LET GO? HC I don't wish that on anybody and I truly hope that he is able to recover and find a new job? HC I've said it once, and I'll say it again....KARMA IS A BINCH!!!!! :mad: |
I met a GCer!!
HC tonight I had a Sphinxpoet/lilsunshine moment?
HC a soror from GC invited me to her birthday party? HC I went? HC I had a great time? HC I met a couple of other sorors while I was there? HC I was introduced to a soror later in the party? HC I told her my name was Monique? HC she repeated it? HC then she said, "Are you Ideal08?" HC I got real excited? HC I was like, "OMG! Are you on GreekChat?" HC she said YES?! HC I met Soror AllSmiles tonight? HC she is really cool? HC we are all having Ladies Night Out tomorrow? HC we are going to have a ball again? HC I am sooooo glad I moved? HC I am sooooo happy to be a part of such a lovely sisterhood? HC SKEE-WEE, Sorors? :D HC I'm gonna go to bed now? HC I just got home and wanted to share? HC I'm not really sleepy? HC I think I'll play some Addiction Solitaire instead? HC I am ready to go home (Cleveland) for the holiday? HC I love tea? HC you know it's late, cuz I'm random? HC I still can't believe I met someone randomly from GC? HC yall have no idea how excited we were to meet each other? HC I'ma stop being random now? HC goodnight? HC really good morning, cuz what's the chance you're reading this tonight? HC :) lol |
Re: I met a GCer!!
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HC I got to meet Soror Ideal08. HC I was so excited, it was like meeting a superstar. HC I asked her for an autograph. HC she's much funnier in person. HC I had a ball with Sorors and friends. HC being up 5 hours past my regularly scheduled bedtime wore me out. HC I was so tired, I didn't remember making it home and getting in bed. HC I knew I was going to sleep good. HC my neighbors' screaming child and curry powder nixed that plan. HC I woke up a little after 7 on a Sat morning thinking what breakfast food could one possibly make with curry powder. HC I was determined not to get out of bed. HC I could only make myself sleep for another hour. HC I got up and cleaned my whole apartment out of anger. HC I'm going to run some errands when I should be in bed. HC when I get back, I want my neighbors gone. HC I need to take a nap to gear up for the Ladies Night Out activities. |
HC I admit I have some anger issues too?
HC 95% I'm calm as a cucumber and very hard to offend? HC but that other 5%.......ooooohhh weeeeee! :eek: HC things end up broken? HC me and a brother had a little disagreement this morning? HC it ended w/ a few objects thrown? HC one of the objects was my glasses? HC I threw it against the fire place? HC the lens popped out? HC my blind azzzzzz spent like 30 minutes looking for the lens? HC that b*stard sure knows how to push my f*cking buttons! :mad: HC my mom told me I need Jesus and some counseling and perhaps a new place to stay? HC why? this only happens a few times a year? HC I guess it's better to now practice not letting my anger build up and then explode? |
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HC LMMFAO @ you and your brother and your glasses? HC you need to get contacts? HC LMAO even harder at your mom? HC is this the MICROWAVE brother? |
HC I do have contacts?
HC but I wasn't wearing them yesterday morning? HC I was chilling in my glasses instead? HC my eyes needed a rest from them? HC that wasn't my MICROWAVE brother? HC this one is full of h*ll too? HC just in a different way? HC I'm glad he moved out? HC everyone 'cept one person is glad? HC I thought sibling rivalry ended in your teens? :( HC we're skipping general church service this morning? HC because we're saving our energy to see a cousin getting baptized later this afternoon? HC it's at a Baptist church? HC no offense to Baptists, I would choose it second to non-denominational, but lawdy the services last looooonnnnnnggggg? HC the service is supposed to start at 2:30? HC it probably won't start until 3:30? HC it probably won't finish until 8:30 lol? HC I have a debate tommorrow in class? HC I have to work on it tonight? HC :( :mad: |
HC We took our mentees to see Harry Potter on Saturday?
HC I fell asleep for about 5 minutes of the movie? HC The movie was not that bad? HC "The Wizard of Oz" was aired on the WB last night? HC It was the first time for my little girl? HC We sat in my bed and watched it together? HC By the time Dorothy got the Scarecrow off the pole, I fell asleep? :o HC My little girl saw "The Wiz" on VH1 last year? HC She enjoyed "The Wiz" better? HC She liked the part when Mable King was flushed down the toilet?? :D :D HC I think it was the music in "The Wiz" that also drew her attention? HC The music attracted me as well? HC It's 2:16 pm and no lunch yet? HC I'ma go and get my grub on? HC TTFN??? |
HC that baptism started right on time?
HC we got there late and missed her baptism? HC the service lasted no longer than a hour? HC they were glad to see us though? HC my debate partner gave me a call that she couldn't make it to class today? HC I'm doing the cabbage patch? HC Yay! I wasn't that prepared for the debate today anyways? HC saved by the bell? HC Thanksgiving is Thursday? HC Yay! it's at cousin T's house? HC she's my favorite cuz'? HC drama? HC the lighthearted kind? HC not the someone has to call the police because aunt sally pulled a gun on uncle bob kind of drama? :D:eek:;) |
HC the closer it gets to the end of the semester the slacker I seem to get?
HC it seems that all I have on my mind is Fried Turkey? HC I need to be writing a paper and studying for my last Math test, which is today? HC:rolleyes: ? HC my Auntie sent me the recipe for her famous Mac N Cheese with the breadcrumb crust and I made it... HC I was standing in front of the stove all excited about to break into the running man? HC it is SOOOO good? HC I ate to much Mac N Cheese and now I want to take a nap? HC did I mention that I have a test at 7:20 tonight? HC I cannot wait until my last final... HC I will be doing the running man/Harlem Shake/Reebok/Cabbage Patch, etc...all the way off campus!?! |
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HC She loves it as well? HC She was like "Ma, the WIZ was soooo much better!"? HC Mymamanem was talkin about CT4 & Ideal08 today? HC She's lookin forward to meetin her new chulin?:p :D HC She says she's gonna teach them how to cook like REAL Louisianians?:p HC It's only a few days till my 27th B-day? HC I've seen alot and been through alot in the past 26 years? HC God is good and he's brought me through? HC? Hc I had to come back and add something? HC I need a NEW FORKIN CAR ? :mad: HC First the driver's side door wouldn't open? HC Then the binch wouldn't start? :mad: :mad: :mad: HC I need to get to a dealership ASAP? HC I have no $$$$? HC?:( |
HC I had an interesting day at work today...
HC all the 'crazies' had to come to me? HC this lady came in and told me her "uterus hurt"? HC what the hell? HC I said, "You are having some abdominal pain?" HC that's what she meant? HC the next patient after her said that he wanted to get a "physical". HC I am like "A physical for what, what is your complaint?" HC he said he had some "itching in his midsection"? HC he meant a little lower than his "midsection" HC this is gross, but I have to say it to make the next patient look even more crazy? HC the doctor's note's said that he had had itching for approximately 6 months, and drainage for approximately 3 months? HC, HTHC he waited 3 months to check his SHIZNIT out? HC the next patient was drinking a cup of coffee, and at the registration desk, we keep pens out there JUST FOR THE PATIENTS, we use our OWN PERSONAL pens, so we don't have to share... HC he used the registration pen to stir his coffee? HC I looked at him like :eek: "I know you just didn't do that!" HC I am like everybody who comes in here that writes with those pens are SICK!!!! HC he said he figured since the water was hot it would kill the germs!?!?!??:rolleyes: HC HC HTHC? HC "OOOH THE COMEDY!!!" |
HC I had better not catch anyone getting too down and dirty down here for the Classic? http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s3/clicksmilies10825.png
HAVE FUN, BUT DON'T GO CRAZY! http://www.clicksmilie.de/sammlung/lachen/lachen012.gif |
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HC BOOOOOOOOO
HC EXES HC booooooooooooo HC they want you when you no longer want them? HC that NEGRO was 6 years ago? HC he picked a FINE TIME to tell me that he loves me? HC THE onliest reason I will not cuss him out and tell him to speed on B4 he gets peed on is because we go waaaaaaaay back? HC otherwise that mofo could catch the A Train? HC today I smelled SH!tlins for the FIRST time in like 5 years? HC they made me nauseous as hell? HC it was my first Southern holiday? HC they had succotash? HC pigs feet? HC neck bones? HC hog maws? HC SH!TLINS for days? HC they ate the SH!TLINS on top of rice? HC THROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW UP? HC I am a picky eater? HC NO ONE COOKS like my mamanem? HC :( HC :( HC men are funny? HC they are so freaking predictable? |
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HC I've lived in the south all my life? HC we've never had any of those foods for a southern holiday Thanksgiving? HC I've never eaten succotash, pigs feet, neck bones or hog maws evaaaaa? HC sh!tlins on top of rice? HC that's some sh!t I've never heard of in my life? HC my older sister is soooooo irresponsible? HC she has no value or respect for other folks time? HC momma said dinner was at 3? HC that's what momma said? HC if that's what she said, that's what she means? HC sister called at 1:00 and said we are coming in a few, boyfriend went to wash the Tahoe? HC who gives a damn whether your truck is washed for Thanksgiving? HC I think it's a man thang? HC the Thanksgiving setup was so elegant with candles and all? HC my sister wasn't on time? :mad: HC my momma said I have to teach her a$$ a lesson? HC the table was cleared, tablecloth and all after we all ate? HC we cleared everything out as if Thanksgiving never happened? HC momma believes in common courtesy? HC if you're gonna be late or not show up you better call cause momma ain't playin? HC the phone rang three hours after dinner was over? HC it was her? HC momma said Thanksgiving is closed? HC that was so funny to me? HC she meant it? HC I wonder if they are still hungry? :confused: |
HC CT4, I with you on the chitterlings!
HC what the fuuuuuuuu*k is succotash? :confused: HC thanksgiving went pretty good? HC it was much much better than having it at home? HC I've seen people who I haven't seen in years? HC I did have the urge to start some drama though? HC ignorance? HC there's always one? HC also, my white cousin's baby's mama's daughter came close to getting a verbal beat down? HC she asked me if my hair was real? HC dem's fightin' words? :mad: HC I finally found someone who wants to The Ring with me this weekend? |
HC I had a pretty good Thanksgiving also...
HC I am proud that I didn't overeat! HC I am restless now though I know I should be in the bed... HC sometimes you know you shouldn't feel a certain way, but that can't stop you from feeling that way? HC I know that I have SOOO much to be thankful for, and although I don't have it the EXACTLY the way I want it...I have it A LOT better than some folks? HC I am still a little depressed? HC I am feeling quite lonely and I need a 'cuddle' from my sweetie? HC he's not my sweetie anymore?:( HC although the circumstances left me no other choice, I still miss him dearly because he was my best friend? HC I almost teared up when my Mom said that she was sending his plate with me? HC I am sitting here listening to Tamia's "This time it's love" for about the 10th time, and looking all teary-eyed? HC I want to call... HC I should have went bowling with my friends? HC I really think it's because I wasn't able to be with my immediate family in Baltimore...so I just want to reach out to someone close (My mom and I aren't close like that)? HC it will ALL be alright tomorrow...so I guess I'd better to get to sleep so it will come faster!!! |
HC I dont eat chitlins, greens, pigs feet, black eyed peas, or hamhocks?
HC I really AM black? :) HC I am watching Bad Boys! HC I crack up at the end every time? HC I had a nice thanksgiving? HC my daughter told everyone who called Happy Thanksgiving? HC she said I broke her heart b/c I told her no, she couldn't do something? :( HC that's why I call her a drama queen? HC 1savvydiva, woo woo woo? It'll be alright. You will get thru it. :) |
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HC Nikki1920, I don't eat Black Eyed Peas either? HC I also don't eat room temperature food? HC they were clowning me? HC I started to click my heels 3X, and say there is no place like home? :( HC I did have fun with the kids? HC I am now a member of a science club? HC I had an "induction" and an "initiation" test? HC LMAO? HC I was only asked a bunch of "do you like ______" questions? HC 6 and 7 year old girls? HC they made me laugh so hard? HC I am prooooooooooocastinating? |
Sort of sad today
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HC I like black-eyed peas and ham hocks? :confused: HC I had a good Thanksgiving? HC it was nice because I didn't have to deal with a family situation that upsets me a great deal? HC my sister thinks I'm mean because of this situation? HC it's peculiar and hurtful to me that my family will accept a child that has no connection to us when I've not had my own kid yet and may never be able to do so for health reasons? :confused: :mad: |
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