OH...! Ilovemyglo, you could also mention that Hitler was fond of "golden showers" with his adolescent neice...I heard that on some discovery channel thingy about a year ago and every time I hear about that "activity" I just gag.

eww! eww! EEEW! :eek:

Hahaha, I never seen so many : eek : faces in one thread

With his neice? Gross. Was he pitching or catching?

I cannot even believe that I just sat here and read this entire thread. It is making my day, seriously.

Hey, Optimist, is it the fact that it was his neice, or what he was doing that is gross? Cause it doesn't matter who it was to me, it is freaking DISGUSTING!!! The worst part was my old roommate said "Well his exgirlfriend liked more than that" Then alluded to how she enjoyed being shit on....
WHERE DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS COME FROM? Did I mention he is from Tennessee?

OK, now I am confused. If pissing on soemone is a turn on, how do you piss while you are turned on?(males) I mean, the system is kinda built for one or the other, not both. I have had to piss while penisouraus rex was in full rage, and its next to impossible for me, plus, alls I can muster is a few very messy dribbles. So how you supooesd to pee on someone with a hard on? I dont get it.


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Penisoraus Rex! Ha ha!

HAHAHAHA!!! I am dyin' over here!! LOL!! :D

It really is a great question though...

Also, what is sensual or erotic about this? I mean, urine is just not a turn-on. Is it? Weren't we just discussing the virtues of some pinapple juice so that one's junk is not stank? Does anyone find urine to be a pleasant smell? (I know mostly it is odorless, but when it is all over you, I'd imagine it would be somewhat stank). I just don't know man.

The freaks come out on GC, I tell ya! :D

Ever heard of naval humping? :p

Naw...most of the armed forces in my family were in the Army. ;)

OH GOD-------------


Now the threads are converging!

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

LMAO, might I say belly button humping?

Got this from chickclick.com, the outie inserts one's bb into an innie bb. Tonguing and fingering the naval is common too. Supposedly feeling the belly button the right way can arouse a person more than anything.

I am really skiddish about my belly button. I dont even touch it. So if someone wants to get all freaky-deaky with it, they need to buy me a house first or something.

Yeah, I was joking about the armed forces thing, lol. BB humping? Umm...I'll pass. It is kind of a waste of time and energy, if you ask me. Also, what if you are an innie and an innie? Or an outtie and an outtie? Does that make you bellybuttonomosexuals? (pronounced belly-but-tono-mo-sexuals)

Sigh. Some say I tend to overanalyze, lol.

WOW lifesaver, I am curious what would they have to buy you for sex?

Oh and to answer Ilovemyglo I am going with NONE of the above. I can't imagine any of those.


And since someone will point it out, my username is three2tango because when I was searching for a username one day the first 3 tries were taken and I happened to have the movie three to tango on my desk next to my computer....and it took. But that is another thread entirely.

I am AGAHST at this type of thread and what is being posted!:eek:

I would never tell of exploits on this site about my escapades in my much youger days a few years ago!:)

I must be getting much to mature as some of the things are even beyond my knowledge!

It is like what the hell are you talking about!?

Oh by the way, a Circle Jerk is a Bunch of Jerks floggin the Mule, whipping the weenie, slammin the sausage, priming the pump, etc.!;)

Ah off to another battle to quell!

LXAALUM, welcome Back!!!!!:cool:

Heh, you're one to talk......

I really wouldn't put threesomes and anal sex in the same category as salad tossing and golden showers because they are somewhat common. Now if you want to go a step or two beyond that I'm sure all the ladies would be delighted to discuss the dirty sanchez, the jelly donut, the donkey punch, and the hot carl.

-Rudey
--We haven't discussed the wonders of necrophilia yet.

Okay, Rudey. I'll bite. Anybody care to define the above?

LMAO I remember going down the street with my visitng aunt and two cousins, ages 15 and 6. There's an electric box on the road covered in stickers that say Donkey Punch with a fist on it. My aunt asked me what a Donkey Punch was, and I was like "ummmm.....you dont wanna know"

Actually, it's a bit more crass than my style permits to define it for you so I will provide some...references.

http://www.craccum.com/2001/Issue_16/1482.htm
http://www.angelfire.com/goth/lexicon/index2.html
http://www.nitz.net/sex.html

And to see Britney Spears get donkey punched or to give her a dirty sanchez, go to: http://www.newgrounds.com/collections/spears.html

-Rudey
--I think only guys know what these terms are...along with words like FUPA (and that my friends is nothing like NAFTA).

Question about ejaculation from a virgin lady. How much force does it come out? Does it leak? Squirt across the room? :o:confused::o

That's something you'll just have to do your own "research" on, lol. It differs by the guy.

On another note, Rudey, frightening that you know all those things...

This is a good point - every man is familiar with the "bend over and pray" method of urinating with a boner, probably the most uncomfortable urinating experience possible w/out kidney stones.
















This entire post was brought to you by my desire to say the word "boner"

Ahhh, fupa - how I love thee. We even had a pledge song dedicated to fupa, sort of the oompa-loompa vibe, from one of my pledge brothers way back when. "Fu-pa, fu-pa, fu-pa-dee-doo . . . I've got a fupa waiting for you"

-RC
--Don't forget the Cleveland Steamer

What is FUPA? And in the future don't throw this stuff out just to see how long it takes us to go "duh what does that mean."

As I recall it has something to do with "Fat Upper Pubic Area" or something like that.......if you want to see FUPA, just check out any woman who has ever given birth, no matter how skinny she is and there you go.........

gross....How about those japanesse poop pills that make feces taste minty fresh?? Now that is gross.

Dear, the P does not stand for pubic ;) And is that really where the FUPA comes from? I've seen it on some girls that weren't ever pregnant.

-Rudey
--And they say giving birth is a beautiful thing.

Oh the "P" word. We don't say it.

I put that word in the category of other white trash words:

C#*t
N&^^$r

Thank you Rubbersoul for the info.

WHAT?!? :eek: That's disgusting!!!

Yeah. I told you it was gross. Why the eek face? :eek:

Because like you said, it's gross! Why would you care what it tasted like?

Oh that's right.........P stands for the OTHER word for kittycat!!!

Yes, alas, there are some unfortunate girls out there who are already sporting the FUPA who have not yet grown the magic bun, but they just have no excuse ;)~

Or I could be mistaken as to what exact location the word refers to. There is another phenomena that my husband delicately refers to as sloppy (kittycat word), which might be closer to what you are talking about.

I kind of thought FUPA was that little poochy pouch right below the belly button that most women end up with sooner or later. But I am now getting the feeling that it's actually the other.

FUPA is the pouch - but guys don't use words like pubic.

-Rudey
--I'm not even going to start on "sloppy".

I am kinda sad this thread has somewhat died out...it was pretty entertaining for a while there.

Okay!

I'm trying to think of something.

anyone ever been raked?

Rudey

TOO DAMN FUNNY :D !!!!

On one long road trip my bros and i were discussing such acts, along with such things as 'the Rear Admiral' and my personal fave, 'the Flying Camel'. Rear Admiral has also made its way into our common lingo, as slang for taking a backwards or backdoor route into someplace.

We also had to christen 2 new names, the Creamy Elephant and the Golden Crown, the stories behind which have become part of our chapter lore :D

My real question is this, for the girls out there that read Rudey's earlier links, what in God's name would y'all do if a guy pulled that stuff on you?

Kitso
KS 361 times i spit diet Coke on my computer screen reading this thread.