To Miss. Mocha: Singing Nivea: "Don't mess with my man. I'mma be the one to bring it to ya!" :p

You know that Nas is MINE!!! I'm gonna have to knock Kelis out!

Boo, While you're knocking Kelis out, Nas and I will be bumping Janet Jackson, and going on an Escapade.;)

Men are stupid!!!!!!
 

To C.J.: You are probably so caught up with yourself that you are not aware how pissed off I am at you. How dare you put me in a compromising position by suggesting that we should develop something that is more than platonic. You know that I am engaged. Likewise, you have a woman at home who I have developed a friendship with. You and L have picked my child up from school in the past. I have sat inside of your home. Lastly, our children attend the same school - and you tried to use that situation to make any attempts to ease your way in. You are the worst excuse for a man!!!! If you plan to do dirt on L (and you probably already have), I'm not the one!!!! Don't think for one minute that I planned to keep your devious plan on the hush hush. I told my fiance, my daughter's father and two people at work that I'm mad cool with - just in case you try to get funky on me. Trust, this ain't over. I know you didn't think that I was gonna hold a conversation with you when I saw you drop your daughter off to school. You have managed to ruin what I considered to be a decent friendship. Believe me, this ain't over and L will be notified of your shadiness.:mad: :mad: :mad:

TO M: You're right we could never be friends. A true friend would work things out and not chew you a new one over second hand gossip. I admit I was p.o'ed over what went down between of us,but I got over it.

So the other day you email me on the pre-tense of seeing if I had a mutual friend's phone #. Why were you so shocked when I responded back? You asked a question and I answered. I knew you were going to get around to asking me why I acted the way I did. Funny, I gave you the same answer I did the first time you asked me. It's been almost a year and I gave you the same answer. Remember when you all but called me a liar when I told you? How quickly we forget. Anyway, I'm glad things are working out between you and B. I even wished you the best in all you did to show you there were no hard feelings on my part. But you just had to get the last word. Just had to show me that you are still the same trifling- azz binch you always were. Just had to say that you hope I was sincere in wishing you the best.

Binch please, I'm way over what happened between us. You got your man. I could care less. You need to get a ladder and GET OVER YOURSELF

To John: MOFO YOU ARE NOT MY DADDY!! LEAVE ME THE BLANK BLANK BLANK ALONE!!!! I do not need you to "regulate" the conflict in my life. You need to get a life and stay the HELL outta mine. Sorry azz bastiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid. You get a slap up the head for your fake ass IM. :mad: :mad: :mad:

This is NOT directed to King John the GC ADMINISTRATOR. That is my friend. :D


To the person I had conflict with earlier: If you had managed to grasp stronger reading comprehension as a child you would have CLEARLY understood my original e-mail. BUT since you were feeling hella froggy, you jumped. As someone once said, PUNKS GET JUMPED UP TO GET BEAT DOWN!! I don't play dammit. You have been irritating the hell outta me for years and today you took it to another level.





:rolleyes: :mad: :rolleyes: :mad: :mad:

To America: Thank you SOOOOOO much for restoring my faith and voting Carmen off AI.

To Carmen: Just think, you may now resume frolicking in the fjords with your kin-goats.

To GCers who have issues: Hey, it'll be aiight! Smile! :D :D :D

:)

To the people who created The Sims: Thank you so much for making a game that threatens to eat up all of my spare time. Time consuming it may be, it gives me something else that my hubby and I can do together. (PS: I will be buying the Unleashed expansion pack when I get paid tomorrow as well as the Superstar expansion pack when it comes out. :p )

To the American Idol voters: THANK YOU for giving Carmen the boot. Now she can go back to whatever little high school she came from and ruin songs there. Now, let's work on giving Josh the boot next week b/c it's time for him to go home!!

Re: Men are stupid!!!!!!
 

Let's continue with this shall we - as suspected, you are nothing but a lying a$$ punk. You didn't think that I would've told my fiance. You also didn't think that he would call you and pull your card. You can say whatever you wanna say - you will always be a punk a$$ in our eyes. Just stay the hell away from me and maybe, just maybe you will stay alive. Punk a$$!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad:

To Urban American Television Network:
Y'all should be http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmili...ugh/schuss.gif for deigning to put OHHHJJJENTHAL SIMPSON on reality TV!

http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmili...rough/twak.gif

UCF_Pike
 

This will probably be deleted, and this may be wrong, but...

To that UCF_Pike guy from the IR thread:

The words INSANELY stupid do not do you justice. First of all how dare you refer to black women as "black chicks"! A person with your lack of intelligence should not be allowed to refer to black women. PERIOD. You are the poster child for what happens when in-breeding occurs. ONLY a dullard like yourself would honestly believe that "having black friends" means that you do not suffer from the disease called racism. As you can tell from my screename I am proudly, uniquely Nubian and I do not expect you to understand it, but I do expect you to RESPECT it! I did not want to waste my time responding directly to you, because, as we all know, "when you argue with fools, people can't tell who is who." Thank goodness that God looks after children and fools, cause you wouldn't stand a chance. I just needed to get this off of my chest.

And, I am not racist, but if my daughter EVER brought the likes of you home, she would be commited to an asylum.

God Bless:)

To NUBIAN: Why would I delete what you said? :)

humph!
 

To that a$$ clown that I know: how dare you be so cavalier about the mess you pulled. i do have feelings and you were very insensitive to that. you prove that age does not mean maturity and that no matter how grown your physical body may be, you are nothing but a child in the mind. on top of that, you are a COWARD!! i should have listened to that voice in my head that told me i was wasting time. i want nothing more to do with you. after all the isht what we dealt with before, i was able to say that i still wanted a friendship...NOT ANYMORE. no more dropping by to see what i'm up to; no more emails; no more messenging; no more invitations to parties and get-togethers. you no longer mean anything to me--you no longer exist. i rue the day i met you. you disgust me because you don't know what being a man is. i regret that i ever developed any type of feelings for you. YOU MAKE ME SICK!!

To my line sisters: i regret not listening to you all. i know that you were able to see the things i couldn't and the things i wouldn't. but, i need you right now because i'm hurt.

To God: i know that you have something wonderful in store for me, and that you just had to get the aforementioned riff-raff out of my life.

There is a UCF Pike?? Or are we talking about the same UFer? Did I miss that thread getting dredged up? lol, I's confused.

But anyway, WORD to what you said, Nubian. :)

To T.I.S. : I am so proud of you! I haven't talked to you in forever, but I cannot express in words the elation I felt to get your email about your upcoming graduation. I am so proud of you, you have grown into a wonderful man. Look at where you came from, and look at where you are now!!! You have made your mother and your entire family proud, I am sure. As easy as it is for females, (myself definitely included) to say that there aren't any good brothas out there doing positive things with their lives...it makes me GLADLY eat my words! You are graduating from the US NAVAL ACADEMY with honors from a FULL SCHOLARSHIP! Do you know how much in demand you will be with a degree in Systems Engineering? You will be SO successful and I am just almost in tears because I know that you were wanting to quit at times, but I am glad that you persevered. You are so very intelligent and I am glad to be your friend...and if you hadn't gotten the point already, I am proud of you...and I will tell anybody that!

To Bernie Mac: You + Topless in tub = ME NAUSEOUS :o

To J:

What kind of ish it this...why did you call me just to say and I quote "we need to talk sometime this week. It's about something that I know you are not gonna want to hear." and then get off the phone. Mofo, did you tell me this just to have me sweating about something all week because I really don't have a clue as to WTH you are talking about. Was this really necessary? :rolleyes:

To PLD:
That was some smooth ish you pulled, it really was...and then you have the nerve to ask me why I have an attitude? Dummy, you just don't get it do you? Maybe I have to spell it out for you...IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay? OVER, as in...

I- for the ignorance you showed when you didn't recognize what a good thing you had.

T- for the time I wasted in this relationship.

S- is for the STANK arse attitude you say I have with you now (Yeah...you're right!)

O- as in ONCE you get on my bad side...life sucks for you!

V- is for Very, as in it will be a VERY, VERY cold day in Hell, before I take you back.

E- is for how EASY you made it for me to leave you!

R- is for remember, as in...I hope you REMEMBER how it was ;), because you will never have it again!

...and yes I put some thought into it, that's how mad you made me, that was the last time I spend any time mulling over this. Do not call me, do not come over, do not think that because my Mom liked you, that's a way back in. Just leave me alone!

To the fake scallywag from my former job who just called me:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Heffa called me pretending to see if I was still in town so she could send me some mail. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Now you know, I should have cussed your old azz out. "I'll have to tell Bonnie that I talked to you." "We sure do miss you around here." :rolleyes: GMAFB!! :mad:

I HATE CHAIN LETTERS
 

To all who insist on sending chain letters:

STOP IT, OK?! :mad: I mean, for real. Why don't you just pray? Atheist? Then hope real hard. But STOP clogging up people's email with GARBAGE in the hopes you will have some luck! :mad: Do you realize that most people have limits to the size of their inbox? And you think that your chain letter is important enough to take up space??? :mad: IT'S NOT!! ESPECIALLY when you NEVER email any other time!!! :mad: I can't get a hello how you doin', but I can get a friggin' chain letter? Man, go on somewhere wit' that. :mad:

Re: I HATE CHAIN LETTERS
 

:eek: :eek: :eek:
Damn, who pissed in your cornflakes and told you it was orange juice?

But I feel you!! I really do.

To Whom It May Concern: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I do not want to teach anymore. Please stop suggesting other ways I can teach. If I wanted to teach, I would have never resigned in the first place. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: To the person giving the advice right now, umm, padna, I love you really, I do. But you are in no way equipped to give me advice. I have a back up plan. I never wanted to teach forever any old way. I have other objectives in life. Teaching drained me. I want to liiiiiiiiiiiiive and enjoy life. I am not going to get gray hairs dealing with other folks' children.

To my soon to be former place of employment: We've been together for 17 months. 17 long months. And during that time, you have found ever under/over/backwards/sidways the sun to screw me. I have cried to many tears over a place that simply does not care about me. So as of June 20th, I'm GONE. Buh,bye. So long. Can't say I'll miss you. I actually turned a flip and danced a jig when I found out I get to leave this miserable place.

To My Boyz... thanks for helping me in my time of need. I know I can be a pain sometimes but I'm glad ya'll have my back and got me on my feet.

To my team... I finally decided what I want us to do for the coming year, get ready to work because we are going to be busy.

To Redefined Diva... I sent you a PM, I hope you get it.

To the writer who said I was "the little boy who did..." thanks for naming my book & for Nas for reminding me that I could be what I want to be.

To Monica... it's about damn time you got that album out. It's good, especially track #5

To Chet... thanks for the interview, I 'preciate it.

To my haters... my time is coming soon, I hope you are ready cause I know that I am.

To Jesus... :) ;) :D :cool: I got it now!

To ere'one on dis here board... enjoy your rest of the week & the weekend.

That's what's up!

To the MEMBERS of KAY who are on their way to the QUEEN CITY MINUS ONE: Have a safe trip to Charlotte. Have a good time in the QC. Handle Kappa business as you should.

:D

P.S. If you feel lead to do so, don't hesitate to offer to buy THIS SISTA a drank or two. :D

Get Some....
 

To the tramp who decided to make a BlackPlanet page about my personal business: Its obvious to me that you put some time and thought into your blackplanet page just to reach poor little me. Too bad you don't have anything to do with your time other than meddle in my affairs. So while you have taken a personal crusade to save and "check" me, you need to check yourself!

I don't know you and apparently that’s how you want it to be, because you've behaved like a coward by remaining anonymous. Your opinion doesn't matter to me! I glad I don't know you. I have chosen to surround myself with positive women and although you claim to fit that bill, you're just an impostor! See Miss Real, HAD YOU BEEN A REAL WOMAN, you would have approached your mission differently. But because you took such a "catty" route, I can see right through you.

B*tches (and this shoe fits your foot) have gotten in the habit of calling yourselves women. You don't have the slightest idea of what it means to be a sister to someone; but hey--what more could one expect...you don't know how to be true to other women cause you can't be true to yourself. "Get off the judgment seat".... you certainly are not fit to judge.

See, I hate black women with an attitude like yours. You are only fit to tear down, and you have no conception of how to build up. I'm going to hold my head up high cause I know who I am. Your web page doesn't hurt my relationship or me; it only makes us stronger.

I'm praying for you. I see your hurt. I pray that God will help you to mature, overcome your project mentality, and to become a woman, and then maybe a better woman.

Here's some real advise: go out and do the world some good. It might make you feel better about your situation, and then you definitely won't have time to pull such childish pranks!

Get some business

**Singing** You can Hate me NOW. But I won't stop NOW....