Well then at what point should my surprise new GF (his sister, mom, someone) and Rudey's old BF (someone in his house maybe?) show up to bash him and make me look good once again??

Survey says...

1) No smokers
2) No drug users or alcoholics
3) No one with STDs
4) No one with bad B.O. or bad breath
5) No one who is racist, sexist, or overly political
6) No one prone to violence
7) One who cannot respect me, my family, my friends, and my GLO
8) One who is does not possess at least general intellegence (college prefered)
9) No moochers (I don't ask to be supported...don't expect me to support you)
10) No bad kissers (it doesn't bode well for future relations)
11) No committment phobics (I've dealt with enough of you!)

Cute. By the way how was the prostate massage you were talking about?

I could write something witty here but all I'm going to say is stop complaining about girls Debbie.

-Rudey
--And I am off!

It was offered with her toungue from both directions so I imagine it might be interesting . . . I have had the "free" version before, if you call the significant expense of dating in a more traditional sense, "free".

Jibber Jabber
 

James, amazing. http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0207/020717dolls.html Is this her?

-Rudey
--I made a funny!